Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[DenieD]

Has NaturalDisaster resigned in shame yet?

I'm pretty sure shame was what got him into that position in the first place, so the only thing more shame would do is make his reign greater.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Even Hammer and Tongs?

I like Hammer and Tongas. Socialismbraü for Islanders.

 

[StFly]

You’re just really lucky there’s no Cats fans here.

Well, actually we’re all quite blessed for that fact.

They paid tax for 2009, there's a reason we rebranded to remove Geelong after all...

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

OK just waiting on votes from TubbsFarquhar, NaturalDisaster, GWS Goose and omgfridge. Will put up the results whenever I wake up tomorrow morning.

Boted.

 

[Test Tickle]

One more sleep and I can have my way with these rubber figures and tear Baz a new one in the Ruck.

 

[Barrybran]

One more sleep and I can have my way with these rubber figures and tear Baz a new one in the Ruck.

I'm #3 in hitouts buddy. You may have tapped balls down my throat back in the day but I will rise above tomorrow.

 

[DenieD]

I'm #3 in hitouts buddy. You may have tapped balls down my throat back in the day but I will rise above tomorrow.

Test Tickle isn't a one trick pony. He actually kicks goals and gathers 30+ disposals. You need a ruckman that can do more than just win hitouts.

 

[Barrybran]

Test Tickle isn't a one trick pony. He actually kicks goals and gathers 30+ disposals. You need a ruckman that can do more than just win hitouts.

Testy kicks behinds too. What was it? Five last week? Can't say I saw any goals though. I'll try squinting a little.

 

[zackah]

Test Tickle isn't a one trick pony.

He kind of is though. I mean the name says it all.

 

[wherearemykeys]

I'm just happy to be making my debut as an untested rookie TBH.

 

[zackah]

Can't say I saw any goals though. I'll try squinting a little.

NaturalDisaster probably ******* deleted them

 

[NaturalDisaster]

NaturalDisaster probably ******* deleted them

Ill delete you in a minute!

 

[Barrybran]

Ill delete you in a minute!

Wow. Talk about mod oppression.

#justiceforzackah

 

[Barrybran]

I'm just happy to be making my debut as an untested rookie TBH.

Just channel your inner Cyril Rioli. It's not about how many times you touch the qootball but what you do with it.

 

[Test Tickle]

I'm just happy to be making my debut as an untested rookie TBH.

Good luck mate, I’ll catch you in the showers post match

 

[wherearemykeys]

Good luck mate, I’ll catch you in the showers post match

Promises, promises

 

[Barrybran]

Promises, promises

Test Tickle loves the showers. He'll shower with anyone, anywhere, anytime.

 

[wherearemykeys]

Test Tickle loves the showers. He'll shower with anyone, anywhere, anytime.

 

[zackah]

I can no longer meaningly participate in this thread.

go gumbies

 

[Test Tickle]

I can no longer meaningly participate in this thread.

go gumbies

fu campaigner

 

[Dav]

omgfridge you’ve got 30 minutes until I’m posting results so hurry up and vote

 

[Dav]

CONEY ISLAND SONG CONTEST RESULTS

In last place we have our first disqualification, omgfridge who nominated Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes with 8 votes and 0 billies.

In 16th place was Genghis Tron, with Baroness - Bullhead's Lament (0 votes, 0 billies).

In 15th was myself, who nominated Belle and Sebastian - The Blues Are Still Blue (1 vote, 0 billies)

 

[Dav]

In 14th, with 5 votes and 0 billies, is RelaxMax with Mi-Sex - Blue Day (5 votes, 0 billies)

In 13th place is Freofalcon with Lou Gramm - Midnight Blue (6 votes, 1 billy)

And in 12th place is Lord_Flashheart with Vera Blue - Hold (9 votes, 0 billies)

 

[Dav]

Just missing out on the top 10 is The Half Back, with The Blues Brothers - Everybody Needs Somebody To Love in 11th place (10 votes, 0 billies)

In 10th place, but also our Billy winner for this week, is DockerDen5215 with Clearest Blue by CHVRCHES (12 votes, 3 billies)

In 9th place meanwhile we have GWS Goose with Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues (15 votes, 2 billies)

 

[DenieD]

Just missing out on the top 10 is The Half Back, with The Blues Brothers - Everybody Needs Somebody To Love in 11th place (10 votes, 0 billies)

In 10th place, but also our Billy winner for this week, is DockerDen5215 with Clearest Blue by CHVRCHES (12 votes, 3 billies)

In 9th place meanwhile we have GWS Goose with Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues (15 votes, 2 billies)

haha 12 votes 3 billies. Sort of expected that.