Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Flawed Genius]

It's like he has a little voice in his head that, whenever he starts thinking "should I appeal? Should I cop my right whack? Is all this really worth it? Should I take the boner pills?", the voice pipes up and goes "Mate you're bloody James Hird! You can do whatever you want!" and he peps up and goes "..ah yeah I'm bloody right aren't I? I *am* James Hird!"

 

[shintemaster]

Looks like what I woke up to Saturday morn.

You must have been tanked to fall asleep in the bathroom...

*ducks for cover*

Should I take the boner pills?"

****ing lol.

 

[ferball]

I hope that Bishop rumour is a joke.

 

[ferball]

Looks like what I woke up to Saturday morn.

Mirrors don't count.

 

[Dodecahedron]

So I've heard mr hird got someone pregnant while in Paris last year and has been trouble in paradise at the hird houshold.

Apparently someone else did this.
He'd given the responsibility of his schlong to someone else who was meant to oversee the evening.
He is shocked to be sitting here.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It's like he has a little voice in his head that, whenever he starts thinking "should I appeal? Should I cop my right whack? Is all this really worth it? Should I take the boner pills?", the voice pipes up and goes "Mate you're bloody James Hird! You can do whatever you want!" and he peps up and goes "..ah yeah I'm bloody right aren't I? I *am* James Hird!"

Over on another Hawthorn forum he is only known as IJFH.

"I am James ****ing Hird."

 

[see see]

No not his wife , that's not a story if he got his wife pregnant lol.

Since when has inter-species breeding not been a story?

Giddy up!

 

[andana]

Apparently someone else did this.
He'd given the responsibility of his schlong to someone else who was meant to oversee the evening.
He is shocked to be sitting here.

Kyle Reimers ?

 

[Jay-Z]

Sympathy for Narni

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Media already giving him the irrelevant treatment

"Meanwhile former North Backman Nathan Grimmer has joined the * "

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

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Looks beside himself with happiness.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Media already giving him the irrelevant treatment

"Meanwhile former North Backman Nathan Grimmer has joined the * "

You mean Blake.

 

[ozzyoslo]

Eff. Off.

And reported to be paid $ 1,000,000

 

[Harris 10]

How can a convicted drug cheat be a regular on an AFL footy show?

What a joke!

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Sympathy for Narni

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Should never be welcome back in the door at Arden St again.

 

[Only Forwards]

Should never be welcome back in the door at Arden St again.

Still with this absurdity.

 

[Phillyroo]

Should never be welcome back in the door at Arden St again.

I hope that the above is a pisstake.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Still with this absurdity.

Yep. If he's fit enough to play, then why won't he come and play for us again?

There will be plenty of booing from my part when we play them.

GET OUTTA TOWN!! BOOOO!

 

[Phillyroo]

Yep. If he's fit enough to play, then why won't he come and play for us again?

There will be plenty of booing from my part when we play them.

GET OUTTA TOWN!! BOOOO!

So you think it was all part of his evil plan??? Hurt his back bad enough that the club wouldn't question his retirement. Go through surgery and recovery that was ridiculously painful and arduous. Then bank on the cheats actually being suspended, and the AFL making up a rule that allowed players to be brought in for one year only. Then once he discovered that his back had recovered way better than he thought, taking up an offer to join he scum....

You know that because he retired and since we finalised our list that we couldn't bring him back right?

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

So you think it was all part of his evil plan??? Hurt his back bad enough that the club wouldn't question his retirement. Go through surgery and recovery that was ridiculously painful and arduous. Then bank on the cheats actually being suspended, and the AFL making up a rule that allowed players to be brought in for one year only. Then once he discovered that his back had recovered way better than he thought, taking up an offer to join he scum....

You know that because he retired and since we finalised our list that we couldn't bring him back right?

It's Mal Michael all over again. Not good enough IUB is afraid.

 

[Phillyroo]

It's Mal Michael all over again. Not good enough IUB is afraid.

Hahaha righto, boo away. I would wager more will cheer him then will go down your path.... But free world and all that.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I'm sick and tired of having ex players shit in our faces!!

 

[Only Forwards]

I'm sick and tired of having ex players shit in our faces!!

Wow he was signed in February FFS. He didn't retire, enter the draft and get to them that way.

Opportunity knocked on his door not the other way around.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Opportunity knocked on his door not the other way around.

He should have slammed the door in their f*****g faces.

 

[Only Forwards]

He should have slammed the door in their f*****g faces.

So after having gone through back surgery thinking that what he'd wanted to do his whole life was gone, people rock up say come do what you love and we'll pay you well for it, and you want him to slam the door in their face?

You need to take a step back into reality for a while.