Toast The 150,000 likes club (formerly 140,000 likes club)

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Tectonic

8m46s
Jul 11, 2017
2,923
9,944
AFL Club
North Melbourne
If you spent 3 minutes on average composing/editing each of 73,000 post that's 219,000 minutes.
3,650 hours
152 days

Solid effort
Revisiting this almost exactly 3 months later with a new total of 79,000+ posts

We will say 6,000 posts in 3 months
If you spent 3 minutes on each post (reading replies, composing, seething and searching for an appropriate gif out of the 10 or so you have on rotation)
18,000 minutes =
300 hours =
12.5 days of continuous, non stop big footy moments in the last 90 days.

An average of 3 hours a day flexing on internet strangers for reacts. Kudos
 

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And don't forget the joker...
May 30, 2007
10,160
35,135
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Deportivo Wanka
Revisiting this almost exactly 3 months later with a new total of 79,000+ posts

We will say 6,000 posts in 3 months
If you spent 3 minutes on each post (reading replies, composing, seething and searching for an appropriate gif out of the 10 or so you have on rotation)
18,000 minutes =
300 hours =
12.5 days of continuous, non stop big footy moments in the last 90 days.

An average of 3 hours a day flexing on internet strangers for reacts. Kudos
+ another minute per post for stealth edits and deletes.
 

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And don't forget the joker...
May 30, 2007
10,160
35,135
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Deportivo Wanka
Have you ever considered putting yourself on tinder or another dating app?
To average 30 posts a day for 10 years is a bit sad.
It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder
 

SpiderBurton22

Brownlow Medallist
Mar 17, 2012
10,003
28,650
Caught in the web.
AFL Club
North Melbourne
It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder
Who knows, maybe Grindr is more his style.

NTTAWWT.
 

Swallow_Wood

Club Legend
Jun 11, 2015
1,327
5,339
AFL Club
North Melbourne
It's actually an even shorter period than that due to a couple of years unexplained gap on his BigFooty CV.

Getting Video Ezy Guy on Tinder is a great idea as it's pretty clear that he isn't currently getting what people who go on dating apps are looking for. Certainly explains the palpable sense of frustration and barely suppressed rage in his posting.

#getsnakesontinder
So Snake is our very own incel?

Lol.
 

Snake_Baker

The one true King of the North
Apr 24, 2013
80,197
151,527
Arden Street Hill
AFL Club
North Melbourne
Other Teams
Essendon Lawn Bowls Club
Sales of the Tawny Port have been flying out the door folks, and we're down to our last 10,000 bottles, so don't miss out and get in fast.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.:thumbsu:
 
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DERRINALPHIL

Club Legend
Sep 16, 2001
1,887
2,780
Behind the goals at the BSO
AFL Club
Brisbane Lions
Other Teams
Fitzroy, Mercantile C
Snake, you are a w***er, but I love you (platonically of course).

If Snake didn't exist, we would have to invent him.

You are not anywhere as good as the Dad Joke thread, but who or what is?

When Brissie were crap for so long we needed 'a Snake'.

Been drinking my Stanton and Killeen Vintage 2005
 

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