Social Science Things that please me - Part 3

[Hawk Dork]

Finding something new (to me) at the supermarket. Found a Desapo Melon the other day. I'd never heard of them before (it's hard to hear properly under this rock where I live). Currently trying to turn it into a melon curd, which will eventually go into a cheesecake or tart, and maybe some muffins.

Ive seen them just never bought one...might have too and grow it if its nice

The most popular melon in spain, 'Piel de Sapo' is Spanish for 'frog's skin'.
Its white flesh is much sweeter than those rock hard, supermarket cantaloupes and it stores for months.
In Italy this late cropper is harvested and hung above the rafters to last as a Christmas day delicacy

 

[craigos]

Are you Eve Black ?

Her topless photo is doing the rounds now

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Eve Blacked

If you know, you know.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Eve Blacked

If you know, you know.

Another victim of the gig economy and cancel culture

 

[Run n Spread]

Me going for one last haircut at barbers tofay today.
Hairdresser Look I can't fit the cover over you can you remove your scarf and wear a mask?
Me Sure but its in my car can I put my scarf over my face instead
Her sure
After rearranging the towel
Her look don't worry you've been here a few weeks ago (takes her mask off herself).
Nice chat haircut done.
Thing that please me,..........
Thank * there is still common sense left in the world

 

[Hawk Dork]

Me going for one last haircut at barbers tofay today.
Hairdresser Look I can't fit the cover over you can you remove your scarf and wear a mask?
Me Sure but its in my car can I put my scarf over my face instead
Her sure
After rearranging the towel
Her look don't worry you've been here a few weeks ago (takes her mask off herself).
Nice chat haircut done.
Thing that please me,..........
Thank fu** there is still common sense left in the world

how does being there a few weeks ago make it safe to take your mask off ?

 

[FRUMPY]

Snow in northern suburbs - melts instantly when it hits the ground but still pretty cool. first time ive seen it snow where i live ever

 

[Deliverance]

Watching BF posters go 1v1. Reminds me of pub arguments at 1 in the morning.

 

[The Passenger]

Post lockdown gym - a quarter full Monday night when it would normally be full. Probably not even 10% full Tuesday lunch when it would normally be about half full. Happy days.

 

[The Dice Man]

Dustin Martin. When on song it's a rare beautiful thing in football.

 

[FRUMPY]

 

[FRUMPY]

With the missus and I working from home im glad im not the only one who deals with dipshits in my work. We sit at the same table just complaining about ******* colleagues who dont or are unable to do their work and clients who are unable to follow simple instructions. We just bounce off our complaints with each other and its good to vent to someone.

 

[Hawk Dork]

the reporter in the studio needs to be looped that stuttered shock mouth drop would go viral

 

[FRUMPY]

the reporter in the studio needs to be looped that stuttered shock mouth drop would go viral

Alicia Loxley

 

[peternorth]

 

[FRUMPY]

people using their time well

 

[craigos]

With the missus and I working from home im glad im not the only one who deals with dipshits in my work. We sit at the same table just complaining about ******* colleagues who dont or are unable to do their work and clients who are unable to follow simple instructions. We just bounce off our complaints with each other and its good to vent to someone.

The flipside of this is the people you and the missus are complaining about are probably sitting around complaining about you to anyone within earshot.

 

[Hawk Dork]

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whos the brides maid and why is she upset ?

 

[PT Bar None]

"Plans are under way in South Australia – home to most of Australia’s toilet paper manufacturing "

Not sure why this pleases me, but it does. Immensely!

 

[FRUMPY]

Watched both Ace Ventura's with the kids lately and they loved them. Bit hat pleases me is they do Ace Ventura quotes in everyday life. Ill say something to the kids and ill get:

 

[FRUMPY]

To add to my last post, we will be watching the simpsons etc and they'll hear a specific saying or sentence and look at me and be thinking 'thats why you say that'

For example:
'you dont make friends with salad' or 'purple monkey dishwasher' or 'purple is a fruit'

 

[Gough]

That was listening to The Goon show for me. All of a sudden got my dad's silly voices and catch phrases. Those guys were The Beatles of comedy.

 

[Billy ray]

To add to my last post, we will be watching the simpsons etc and they'll hear a specific saying or sentence and look at me and be thinking 'thats why you say that'

For example:
'you dont make friends with salad' or 'purple monkey dishwasher' or 'purple is a fruit'

Same here

suddenly they are aware i am no comedic genius. Im just a copy paste hack

 

[FRUMPY]

Same here

suddenly they are aware i am no comedic genius. Im just a copy paste hack

My dad jokes let them know im a comedic hack. The random quotes i drop now have some sort of relevance or reasoning behind them, to them haha

 

[PT Bar None]

That was listening to The Goon show for me. All of a sudden got my dad's silly voices and catch phrases. Those guys were The Beatles of comedy.

"Wait's for audience applause, not a sausage"

 

[Hu$tler]

Corny post, but having lost the mrs and had terrible luck all round this year, I am thankful to have friends family and a roof over my head. Corny but super grateful to be alive, opportunity....here's to POSITIVE Happy fruitful times