Universal Love TRTT Part 7: Swimming & T*ts Variety Bash

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sobrave

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Don't usually say this, but Pauline's idea of getting dudes on the dole to kill Cane Toads at 10 cents a pop is genius. Make some money, kill pests, lick them and get off tap. Everybody wins.
yep, encouraging people who probably have issues to begin with to kill animals for reward sounds like a cracker of an idea. nothing could possibly go wrong there. that's aside from the fact it's never going to actually achieve anything environmentally
 

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also, who the **** is gonna be bothered with that shit at 10 cents a toad?

you're better off diving into the scungy fountain in the city to scape up coins
 

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also, who the **** is gonna be bothered with that shit at 10 cents a toad?

you're better off diving into the scungy fountain in the city to scape up coins
Heaps of people collect cans/bottles. This sounds much more fun than rummaging through bins. Also, you get the warm fuzzy feeling your eradicating a pest. Also you can lick them and get high.
 

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Heaps of people collect cans/bottles. This sounds much more fun than rummaging through bins. Also, you get the warm fuzzy feeling your eradicating a pest. Also you can lick them and get high.
yeah but id rather lug around a bunch of empty cans than a sack of putrefying dead toads to claim my $5.50
 
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yep, encouraging people who probably have issues to begin with to kill animals for reward sounds like a cracker of an idea. nothing could possibly go wrong there. that's aside from the fact it's never going to actually achieve anything environmentally
With small mindedness no. Good job, how is your couch?
 

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also, who the **** is gonna be bothered with that shit at 10 cents a toad?

you're better off diving into the scungy fountain in the city to scape up coins
As with any ‘work for the dole’ initiative (as well as the stupid science in this one), if they are working it should be fair pay for a days work.
Otherwise they need the time to look for work.
 
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