Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Riviat]

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Now that we've gotten the niceties out of the way and we've made excuses for our BO issues, we can start with the real thread topics.

I'll start, Wazzas have rigged the sim in the first 4 games. Discuss.

ps: thanks for the OP por_please_ya and MWPP

 

[The Half Back]

You've nearly joined every team.

I was close to joining the Gumbies, I even posted the team sheet one week, unfortunately it was mid season and I wasn't allowed to change clubs

I was one foot in the door before you and Agent93 begged me to join the Hawks!

You're welcome.

Seems we have a one Hawks fan only policy. I'd be grateful for the company.

Come and join Dinsdale and I then, we have a multiple Hawks policy at the Wazzas.

 

[DenieD]

Now that we've gotten the niceties out of the way and we've made excuses for our BO issues, we can start with the real thread topics.

I'll start, Wazzas have rigged the sim in the first 4 games. Discuss.

ps: thanks for the OP por_please_ya and MWPP

Not rigged. Just have me as the lucky charm.

I cannot lose.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

What’s a goatse?

I forget you're younger. I'd say google it - but that would be just cruel.

Here is the wikipedia entry:

goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site.

Basically it's a lot worse than what it reads like. In the late 90s/early 2000s goatse was the equivalent of Rickrolling - with the aim to hide a link to hello.jpg in innocuous links in emails and forum posts. It was horrifying.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Ned Ryerson

You're actually the first person to post that gif....in this gameday thread.

 

[The Half Back]

What’s a goatse?

I forget you're younger. I'd say google it - but that would be just cruel.

Here is the wikipedia entry:

goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both of his hands.

Basically it's a lot worse than what it reads like. In the late 90s/early 2000s goatse was the equivalent of Rickrolling - with the aim to hide a link to hello.jpg in innocuous links in emails and forum posts. It was horrifying.

Hahahahaha, haven't heard that one in a while. Right up there with my lazy sundays and meat spin.

 

[Dinsdale]

Now that we've gotten the niceties out of the way and we've made excuses for our BO issues, we can start with the real thread topics.

I'll start, Wazzas have rigged the sim in the first 4 games. Discuss.

ps: thanks for the OP por_please_ya and MWPP

a true understanding of the Simulator is required - see my other post on AI/simulator
PLUS a prognosticator of prognosticators - see my post tomorrow from RJB

 

[DenieD]

You're actually the first person to post that gif....in this gameday thread.

And I won't be the last.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Hahahahaha, haven't heard that one in a while. Right up there with my lazy sundays and meat spin.

Don't forget Lemon Party and Tub-girl!

 

[Barrybran]

I forget you're younger. I'd say google it - but that would be just cruel.

Here is the wikipedia entry:

goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both of his hands.

Basically it's a lot worse than what it reads like. In the late 90s/early 2000s goatse was the equivalent of Rickrolling - with the aim to hide a link to hello.jpg in innocuous links in emails and forum posts. It was horrifying.

I went there once and was shocked by what I saw

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Riviat]

Not rigged. Just have me as the lucky charm.

I cannot lose.

Rodney Dangerfield used to be our lucky charm but that's kind of worn off. On the other hand, we do have a handy scapegoat in omgfridge's other half for when we lose.

 

[DenieD]

I went there once and was shocked by what I saw

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[DenieD]

Rodney Dangerfield used to be our lucky charm but that's kind of worn off. On the other hand, we do have a handy scapegoat in omgfridge's other half for when we lose.

Don't you guys lose every week? omgfridge must be having to deal with a lot.

 

[Riviat]

I went there once and was shocked by what I saw

Spoiler: NSFW

I just had to use the excuse that I'm on a fantasy footy forum with weirdos otherwise I would have been fired on the spot for looking at that. Thanks Baz.

 

[Barrybran]

I just had to use the excuse that I'm on a fantasy footy forum with weirdos otherwise I would have been fired on the spot for looking at that. Thanks Baz.

Hence the spoiler tag. Duh.

 

[Riviat]

Don't you guys lose every week? omgfridge must be having to deal with a lot.

Let's just say that I'm glad I don't live at the omgfridge household.......

 

[Riviat]

Hence the spoiler tag. Duh.

You see what's under the spoiler tag when you reply

a true understanding of the Simulator is required - see my other post on AI/simulator
PLUS a prognosticator of prognosticators - see my post tomorrow from RJB

Next to Mobbs, Kennedy Parker would be the next best to comment on the simulator after he started the replacement in Python.

 

[RelaxMax]

Hai Wazzas, the thread is now safe for the general populace after the shininnigans of earlier.

As for my fellow Gumbinos, get in here and beat up these filthy and unhygienic Wazzas outfit!

Genghis Tron beez EagleOz Grimesy87 StFly bone2468 Headless peterss Rodney Dangerfield Jivlain Brick Loosener BlueE Ned Ryerson saintkildaman Spuddd NSWCROW

Bust wash your hands first

 

[GWS Goose]

Have you ever read The Ones Who Walked Away From Omelas? It’s about a utopian city where everyone is happy but only if a small child is kept in eternal pain and suffering and is never interacted with by anyone.

in this case, it’s Rodney Dangerfield being kept in eternal pain and suffering. He volunteered for it not knowing any different.

Interesting moral dilemma.
Do the ends justify the means.
Im glad I never have to make (usually less dramatic) decisions like these.
In the case of Rodney Dangerfield , he won't relinquish the role no matter how much Genghis Tron begs to take it off him

 

[Test Tickle]

You lost the hitouts last week and I'm above you on the table. I don't like your chances Testy.

Hit outs mean nothing to a Ruck, its about what you do around the ground to help out your team beat up the opposition and kick a winning score.

 

[Test Tickle]

How many touches did you get on the weekend Testy? 20, 25? Surely not 30?

40 in the rooms before the game and 36 on the ground mate.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

What’s a goatse?

Aww kids and their innocence

 

[Test Tickle]

Hai Wazzas, the thread is now safe for the general populace after the shininnigans of earlier.

As for my fellow Gumbinos, get in here and beat up these filthy and unhygienic Wazzas outfit!

Genghis Tron beez EagleOz Grimesy87 StFly bone2468 Headless peterss Rodney Dangerfield Jivlain Brick Loosener BlueE Ned Ryerson saintkildaman Spuddd NSWCROW

REPORTED!

 

[Test Tickle]

Gumbies percentage is disgusting this season already.
Are you only fielding 15 players each week, maybe we could lend you a couple of players for this game?

 

[RelaxMax]

Gumbies percentage is disgusting this season already.
Are you only fielding 15 players each week, maybe we could lend you a couple of players for this game?

I'm already dressed like a gumby