Autopsy AFL 2026 Opening Round - Swans v Blues Thurs March 5th 7:30pm AEDT (SCG)

[Joffaboy]

12 in a qtr, holy hell. How long has Crazy Vossy got?

 

[RedWhite4Ever]

Pittonet has pulled Grundys pants down tonight

Bullshit

 

[Anja_Nees]

Saying Boak is going to earn his money in the last quarter as the culture dude on the bench is a new low in free to air commentary.

Are we seriously saying a recent ex player with a made up job at a club that just reinstated Hollands after one of the most epic season long benders since Cousins is going to be the difference where there is a 40 point deficit?

 

[windyhill]

So close to becoming a blue Paps

 

[Rod Stroker]

can't wait for Good Friday

 

[Zevon]

To be honest Carlton haven't done much wrong this quarter besides conceding 10 goals.

Yeah look they were doing fine when it was only 10 but then they erred by conceding the eleventh and the twelfth

 

[Beerfish]

Best Curnow goal ever

 

[projectv]

This is almost as bad as their first half capitulation against Brisbane in the EF.

 

[Toump Ass]

Swans have been average tonight

Yeah dunno about that. Gulden's put on a masterclass this quarter.

 

[g_TRAIN]

This is glorious

 

[Mofra]

Cripps heading into his old man footballer stage

Just grappling and wrestling everyone he can

The Swans antagonizing him by not getting off his damn lawn

 

[Shade]

Is Harry Mckay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

28

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

out there?

Jesus he's been horrific

 

[Mr Meow]

Yeah look they were doing fine when it was only 10 but then they erred by conceding the eleventh and the twelfth

I'm officially jumping off their bandwagon. 12 is where I draw the line.

 

[Bedi]

This has been a fair quarter by the Swans!

 

[Randomizor]

So we were all complaining about the new rules having no effect; but this has been a 16 goal quarter…

 

[Coolangatta]

Ahahaha I spoke too soon.

 

[Chuckie357]

I say it every year - you will not see another professional sports team carried as much by one man and his reliance on the umpires whistle going in his favour again in this history of human civilization

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Carlton are pathetic

 

[Sydneyfan]

Death, Taxes, and Carlton capitulating. Welcome back footy.

 

[TheUnicorn]

It’s kind of beautiful the way this happened, because you just know Carlton supporters started believing before it was ripped away from them.

 

[voorhees]

vossy would be deflated and pissed

 

[wilsonmatic]

Walshes 8 year contract is looking sexy right now.

 

[Toffee Lion]

I'm not even sure West Coast will concede 12 in a quarter this year, that's insane.

Carlton, take a bow.

 

[CakeEater]

The Swans antagonizing him by not getting off his damn lawn

I mean once your age starts with 3 it goes with the territory

 

[Full Wingspan]

Another year, another shit game to start the year all thanks to Carlton.