Certified Legendary Thread 🏆 COLLINGWOOD 2023 PREMIERS 🏆

[jathanas]

Crikey after a few bucks on kebabs he must have went budget on the strippers. A “mate” told me a lap dance is nudging a 100 bucks now too

WalterBlaknWhte secures low rates because he visits retirement villages and pays cash.

 

[Pistol Night]

WalterBlaknWhte secures low rates because he visits retirement villages and pays cash.

Trying to get into the old cougars wills the crafty guru

 

[Fat Jesus]

Crikey after a few bucks on kebabs he must have went budget on the strippers. A “mate” told me a lap dance is nudging a 100 bucks now too

No, I said $100 if you include some magic powder.
Now we will likely get a ban together. Thanks

 

[Pistol Night]

No, I said $100 if you include some magic powder.
Now we will likely get a ban together. Thanks

Was the magic powder at the old folks home Metamucil?

 

[JuniorB]

I made the fatal error of calling a dickhead a dickhead on the main board. I stand by my call.

I was wondering why you were having a holiday - my instinct was correct.
Well done!

 

[Fat Jesus]

Was the magic powder at the old folks home Metamucil?

Yes. We were playing nude twister.
Some guy had to clean all the brown dots off.
Lots of fun though.

 

[JuniorB]

Trying to get into the old cougars wills the crafty guru

My 9 year old son's cougar now has a 21 year old boyfriend - she is 17.

 

[Pistol Night]

I was wondering why you were having a holiday - my instinct was correct.
Well done!

I think thats what it was. I just seen suspended Tuesday and thought it was strange because I wasn’t any more of a dickhead Tuesday than most other days. Got more done than usual on the weekend. On the down side telling the missus it was because I got suspended from Bigfooty for calling someone a dickhead didnt seem to make her swoon over me much

 

[cityslick1]

I think I have a form of football related PTSD (not meaning to diminish those with genuine PTSD).

Despite being confident about winning, I was also very anxious and worried it wouldn’t happen. Worked myself up to quite a state on the day - and that feeling hasn’t left me hence my reluctance to revisit the game by watching the replay.

Think I’ll come good in about January.

I even still get an increased heart rate from reading these posts. Weird. Not sure if long covid has anything to do with it, but think it is all part of the agony and ecstasy of winning such a close and epic GF!!!

 

[Pistol Night]

Yes. We were playing nude twister.
Some guy had to clean all the brown dots off.
Lots of fun though.

Far out at that age “left nut blue”would be popular

 

[Pistol Night]

The look on Flys face on the bench with about 2 seconds to go is like a 4yo being told The Wiggles are playing at his birthday party. Pure anticipation of joy

 

[NMBB]

I'm thinking of posting this over on the "Dees" (puke) site. Caption along the lines of ....

"Hi there, I come in peace - thought you might be interested in a pic of excellence, commitment, talent etc - Cheers

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm thinking of posting this over on the "Dees" (puke) site. Caption along the lines of ....

"Hi there, I come in peace - thought you might be interested in a pic of excellence, commitment, talent etc - Cheers

View attachment 1840332

Do it. Those arse monkeys troll us enough for no reason

 

[Vicky Park]

It’s taken me a month to find the courage to read this game day thread, from the first bounce.

I’m at half time and we’ve had calls to sub out Pendles and Sidey. Ok.

That McRae is being out coached. Right.

And our defence is being slaughtered. Hmm.

Pfft. It’s all good. The second half is coming.

 

[manicpie]

It’s taken me a month to find the courage to read this game day thread, from the first bounce.

I’m at half time and we’ve had calls to sub out Pendles and Sidey. Ok.

That McRae is being out coached. Right.

And our defence is being slaughtered. Hmm.

Pfft. It’s all good. The second half is coming.

I love the game day threads, it's the only place I can say something completely stupid, then made to look like a fool 5 minutes later but most people are too hyped to call it out

 

[mocamagic]

It’s taken me a month to find the courage to read this game day thread, from the first bounce.

I’m at half time and we’ve had calls to sub out Pendles and Sidey. Ok.

That McRae is being out coached. Right.

And our defence is being slaughtered. Hmm.

Pfft. It’s all good. The second half is coming.

So we've used the sub already and are going to take Pendles or Sidey. Right.

 

[GreekLunatic]

I wonder if our game plan will be changed a little bit just tinkered for next year, I still laugh at that person that called McCrae a VFL coach.

 

[Chameleon75]

I wonder if our game plan will be changed a little bit just tinkered for next year, I still laugh at that person that called McCrae a VFL coach.

post premiership presser fly said he’s already got some tweaks in the pipeline but didn’t want to deploy them for the granny as they haven’t trained them properly yet.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I love the game day threads, it's the only place I can say something completely stupid, then made to look like a fool 5 minutes later but most people are too hyped to call it out

The biggest problem is the idiot OP who launches most of the game day threads

Sets the tone for fools

 

[manicpie]

The biggest problem is the idiot OP who launches most of the game day threads

Sets the tone for fools

Now I feel like a fool. You have to understand that I am still trying to work out the nuances of living on earth, so sometimes I get sucked into the vortex

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

It’s taken me a month to find the courage to read this game day thread, from the first bounce.

I’m at half time and we’ve had calls to sub out Pendles and Sidey. Ok.

That McRae is being out coached. Right.

And our defence is being slaughtered. Hmm.

Pfft. It’s all good. The second half is coming.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than read the game day thread.

 

[Fat Jesus]

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than read the game day thread.

Yeah I went off it late in the year. Too many Debbie downers moan when we're behind.
Some call it passion. I see it as zero patience and let the game unfold.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Yeah I went off it late in the year. Too many Debbie downers moan when we're behind.
Some call it passion. I see it as zero patience and let the game unfold.

I've made the mistake of reading it when it's an interstate game & I can't attend the match..never again.

It just reminds me of being near that annoying 'supporter' at a game who criticises every single one of our players & the coach..that one 'supporter' every one else wants to thump in the head.

 

[Fat Jesus]

I've made the mistake of reading it when it's an interstate game & I can't attend the match..never again.

It just reminds me of being near that annoying 'supporter' at a game who criticises every single one of our players & the coach..that one 'supporter' every one else wants to thump in the head.

The amount of times I have heard WHE is a spud, such and such a flog.
Big pass from me next season.
Same dudes come back to tell us these guys were great. After we have won.

 

[mumblingpie]

Where are the EAD memes