I've said it before and I'll say it again:
At one point, it'll all come together for 12 glorious months for Chaos Boss. Accurate kicking, goal sense, clean hands. He'll somehow end up in the All-Aus squad with 40-odd goals, and we'll all be in various states of breathless hilarity. It will be wonderful.
But then, after a short yet blissful time, Chaos Boss will instantly revert to Chaos Boss. And all we will have left will be memories.
Seriously, i'm riding for peak George. He looks a lot more confident in 2021.
He is currently Captain-Coach of the All Australian Chaos team and we don’t ever want it any other way for the Chaos Boss. No other player comes near him for chaos, not even Patrick Blazerfield.
The Boss reminds me of a great scene in the movie "Top Secret” from about 1:50 in this clip below. German soldiers were engaged on hand to hand combat with members of the French Resistance in a crowded building, to which Chocolate Mousse responds with indiscriminate machine gun fire into the melee. This naturally results in all the Germans dropping dead on the spot while not a member of the resistance is even partially scathed. Whatever scathed is. That is George “Chaos Boss” Castagna all over.