Training Apples' & Jen's Training Thread 2021 (Latest report #3590)

[Kappa]

Does WHE actually go to the gym? Still has the body of an 18 year old

 

[slugger01]

Nah I don’t want my sunburn to get worse. I’ll wait til Friday.
See what I mean

On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

Not good Jen,

You are too young to remember this commercial, but it is good advice..
thlip, thlop thlap...

 

[jmac70]

Does WHE actually go to the gym? Still has the body of an 18 year old

Lucky bugger

 

[Apex36]

Then it's not my Fault that Jen went to Training with my Tweet from the Club then

Weird logic, but whatever.

 

[Jen2310]

Not good Jen,

You are too young to remember this commercial, but it is good advice..
thlip, thlop thlap...

1980? yeah I was a couple years short. I do remember there used to be some other commercials growing up. I definitely need to apply sunscreen everyday even if it looks overcast. The wind can get you.

 

[Pie eyed]

Does WHE actually go to the gym? Still has the body of an 18 year old

All steamroom.

 

[Good Horse]

Does WHE actually go to the gym? Still has the body of an 18 year old

"Do you even lift, bro?"

 

[loki04]

Thanks for all your effort, time and work Jen2310 we all ❤ you for it!

 

[loki04]

I'm not too sure that the build of a player has much to do with it. Posters were saying Stevo would need a season or 2 in the VFL before his body was senior ready and look at his debut season.

But look what happened to him by his 3rd year looked like a scared child playing against men.

 

[TradeDraft]

Wilson, Mayne and De Goey return in top shape, says Maynard

Collingwood defender Brayden Maynard has praised the condition of Tom Wilson, Chris Mayne and Jordan De Goey since returning from the Christmas break

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

 

[partypie]

Agreed, Jordy looks huge across the upper body.

Most of his offseason Instagram posts were of cows and the gym. Makes sense that he's now xtra thicc.

Gee I hope things turned out better than I suspect it might have for the cows in question...

 

[lyfsux]

Okay, I was not expecting that.

It's alright she posted it after 8:30pm

 

[Harry O]

Great to hear Bruzzy talking up Wilson’s physical condition. Wilson Sier and Murphy pushing for best 22 would make a big difference

 

[slugger01]

I am the Music Man, I come from down your way, and I can play.
What can you play?
I can play the Gladstone Small.

Fuggin hilarious!

A wander back into history. Here it is. Hey Hey and Red Faces....

 

[frantelle]

Anyone know what day / time the next public training session is? Thanks in advance

 

[Mike Olotripo]

Anyone know what day / time the next public training session is? Thanks in advance

I would assume it will be tomorrow at 9am.

 

[Jen2310]

Anyone know what day / time the next public training session is? Thanks in advance

Tomorrow between 9-9:30

 

[Maggie5]

Tomorrow between 9-9:30

Won't be able to make it sadly.

Have to rely on you. Hope your sunburn is better.

 

[pies 4 ever]

Does WHE actually go to the gym? Still has the body of an 18 year old

Some people just don't put on weight or bulk up, like Twiggy Dunn, Michael Tuck or Spider Burton.

 

[jackcass]

But look what happened to him by his 3rd year looked like a scared child playing against men.

As I've said elsewhere, IMHO I don't think that his 2020 performances were reflective of the player he is. More a case of his head not being in the game.

I'm also not sure that it is at all relevant in a discussion about our 2020 draftee's ability to play in 2021 despite a lack of what some see as a senior ready body, unless you're suggesting that there's a correlation between playing them early and them becoming soft.

 

[lethalburns]

Is there a public training schedule? I wouldn't mind catching up with some old friends for a coffee next week.

 

[Jen2310]

Won't be able to make it sadly.

Have to rely on you. Hope your sunburn is better.

Much better, thanks.

 

[Jen2310]

Is there a public training schedule? I wouldn't mind catching up with some old friends for a coffee next week.

Nah, but you usually can tell when they are training. During pre-season its Mon, wed and fri. This week was a bit different with the heat I think. But usually are pretty regular with the days

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Anyone know what day / time the next public training session is? Thanks in advance

Dave?

 

[jmac70]

Dave?

Dave’s not here.