Roast Handbaggers are pussys...cats. (Banter thread) Oppo supporters welcome

[CatToTheFuture]

Imagine being so scared of retribution for off the ball contact that you complain to the umpires about it a week in advance so they protect you

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Like most people from Melb who venture to Geelong, you'll go home with nothing but a rash.
Enjoy your smashed avo and chardy lads and if you left your cheese knife at home just ask some of our local kids down Moorabool Street, they always have knives.

 

[CWaffles]

Selwood would be loving all of this rain, perfect weather for ducks.

 

[Nuggets73]

Fat people can't jump.

 

[TheCount]

Oh yeah, I forgot that wherever there is someone putting s**t on Geelong, Hawks fans are never far away

 

[Proper Gander]

Anyone else wanna jump in here? Haha

I’m too fat.

 

[Topkent]

I’m too fat.

Like my air Gawn photo

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Imagine being so scared of retribution for off the ball contact that you complain to the umpires about it a week in advance so they protect you

Gil worked overtime on Monday having to meet another coach on top of the weekly “Protect Paddy”, “Reward our warrior Joel” and the “Look after little Gary” workshops with your coach.

 

[Proper Gander]

Oi Yoohooo! Where are you fat cats? I’m buying a new MacBook Air right now so I can insult you better

 

[Mad_Hatter]

Oi Yoohooo! Where are you fat cats? I’m buying a new MacBook Air right now so I can insult you better

Mate, it's Geelong.
They are all in queue at the Geelong library to steal wifi, patience.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Mate, it's Geelong.
They are all in queue at the Geelong library to steal wifi, patience.

I've been to the library for wifi and never had to queue.

 

[ponsdale]

I’m too phat to go to Gee-triot.


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[Crimson Azure]

I was born in Geelong, this alone should prove it’s a ****hole!

Am I doing it right?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Clayton Oliver’s hair, that’s almost a war crime.

We lose this thread based on that.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

So i feel this banter thread could have gone better.

 

[Spirit of 26]

I went to Geelong once. I found the strunmming of banjos in the air very unsettling.

 

[boncer34]

Is this where I go?