Banter Hey Google, how do I get a refund for the Grand Final luncheon package I purchased back in January when we were the Pre Season Premiers?

[captain blood 17]

Ahhh, good times.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Dude I’d have invited you, but you know, elite crew and all that. Can’t be seen with a commoner on my favourite slope.

Would it help if I brought the cheese for the platter...

 

[tigerisland]

Would it help if I brought the cheese for the platter...
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Stephen May would eat it before it hit the table

 

[aislegi]

Cheese platters, range rovers, snow, mt buller, ironic hippy beards, premature finals email ejaculations, tanking, so much banter fodder where do you even start lol

 

[demondavey]

Would it help if I brought the cheese for the platter...
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Dude that’s a common brand FFS! It’s got to come from France! Don’t insult me!

 

[demondavey]

Stephen May would eat it before it hit the table

Would he be allowed his pint as well?

 

[Tigerbob68]

Too predictable? This dude needs to update this for 2019. Dub remix with new lyrics or something

 

[fumbler]

When is Roos saving the Dees?

 

[_RT_]

 

[tugga]

Just when you think these thread titles cant get any better Michaels delivers the good(win)s.

 

[caddyshack]

In all seriousness, how disappointing has Melbourne's season been?
At the start of the year, I thought they could easily finish 13th or 14th...

 

[aislegi]

When is Roos saving the Dees?

2014-2016

 

[No_Spoke]

Gate security's confescation v Melbourne games. I get the wine, but the cheese platter as well? Must be nothing for you to eat at the G. They are pricks sometimes.

 

[aislegi]

Would it help if I brought the cheese for the platter...
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We're trying to troll Melbourne fans, not Barnaby Joyce!

 

[aislegi]

Just when you think these thread titles cant get any better Michaels delivers the good(win)s.

 

[demondavey]

In all seriousness, how disappointing has Melbourne's season been?
At the start of the year, I thought they could easily finish 13th or 14th...

You serious? 15th at best mate.....

 

[fumbler]

Got rid of Watts.
Still s**t.

 

[GoTigers2015]

Would expect Jack Viney to have more effective disposals in the next quarter he plays against us. Went at 0% in the last quarter he played.

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[demondavey]

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Global warming has killed the slopes this year

 

[Pie_Man12]

Reports from Tom Browne are that Jack Viney's still sleeping with the light on.

 

[demondavey]

Any recommendations on Mt Buller packages, anyone?

They’re all too expensive for dog breath like you

 

[demondavey]

Reports from Tom Browne are that Jack Viney's still sleeping with the light on.

That’s because your mum is scared of the dark

 

[Phar Ace]

Don't expect any Melbourne fans to turn up here or for that matter the game.
They're all busy at the snow enjoying cheese platters and riding the ski lifts.

You are kidding aren't you!?

They couldn't risk heading north of the CDB while this calamity has returned to their lives.

There has been a rush on psychiatric appointments, the wait list is out to weeks, and all Melbourne supporters are on standby for any available appointment changes.

Some are even slumming it with Psychologists for a short term pick me up!

The snow can wait - they need therapy now!

 

[KiwiTiger]

50 year anniversary this month since humans landed on the moon.

50 year anniversary of The Beatles breaking up.

30 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Melbourne VFL/AFL premierships since humans landed on the moon ?

Haere Ra