How embarrasing

[Dan26]

How do you know I won't be disappointed. You might be just saying that to get me into your pants. Give me your stats?

 

[Bee]

Trust me,Dan. I don't tell lies.
I'll have your stats too thanks.

 

[Shinboners]

Hum....this could eventually give an entirely new meaning to the term "doggie position"

 

[Dan26]

If I get a root out of this Shinboners I'll be the one laughing you Dog ! he he eh

I'm just joking, of course.

Or am I ?

 

[Bee]

You are not suggesting that I may be a dog? Are you Shinners?

 

[Magpie-Fletch]

What do you get when you cross an Essendon supporter with a Carlton fan?

I don't know, but I bet it ain't pretty.

 

[Gonzo]

LOL

Shinners - you're up!

[This message has been edited by Gonzo (edited 14 December 2000).]

 

[Bee]

Oh Fletch my wonderful little neanderthal, where have you been? I have missed your chauvinist comments.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Dan24:
If I get a root out of this Shinboners I'll be the one laughing you Dog ! he he eh

I'm just joking, of course.

Or am I ?

Well, if you're not joking, and really are trying to pick up a gal on a....ahem.....bulletin board.....then you're a hell of a lot more sad and pathetic than most of us here originally thought.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Bee:
You are not suggesting that I may be a dog? Are you Shinners?

No, of course not Bee. If I thought you were a dog, I wouldn't have tried to convince you to take up a North membership....heaven knows we have enough ugly fans as it is.

 

[Magpie-Fletch]

Sorry Bee,

I've been off celebrating my 18th, but I must say what a wonderful present it was when I finally turned the computer back on to find you and my old pal Dan24 hitting it off.

 

[Dan26]

Settle down Shinboners, you over-serious fool. I think you're just jealous !!!

Chill out a bit and relax.

 

[Dan26]

Shinboners,

If you truly ARE a Kangaroos supporter, then obviously, you are as sad and pathetic as they come. You'd have to be, to support such a meaningless, pointless, sorry excuse for a football club.

Now go away please and stop being a party pooper. Nice to see you are so interested in me again.....as usual. Even when I'm joking around, you're still hanging on every word I say. Some things never change.

 

[CJH]

After reading through all this shite I came to the conclusion that this thread is quite appropriately titled!

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This is a hallucination and these faces are in a dream. A computer generated environment; a fantasy island you can do anything and not have to face the consequences.

 

[Shinboners]

And they said he wouldn't take the bait again.....but anyway, does anyone else see the irony in this comment by the dogboy?

Originally posted by Dan24:
Now go away please and stop being a party pooper.

Okay, we're now looking for the dogboy's 10 reasons why he is the party animal of the bigfooty forums with a few comments on why the minor premier should get more recognition......

 

[Ziggy]

Jeez when I started this thread I didn't think it would turn into this.
Bee, Dan's not joking! Also Bee, didn't you say in another post that you have a tongue stud?
Dan, mate!

 

[Bee]

Thanks Shinners. Mind you though, I was once verbally attacked outside Optus by a drunken, fat slob Collingwood supporter who called me a f...ing rich bitch, f....ing Carlton slag and then spat at me. Being called a slag by Collingwood supporters doesn't mean much though!

 

[Bee]

Fletch, Happy Birthday. Are you only 18?

Ziggy, Ummmm yeah I do. You have got a good memory.

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The BLUES. The Best in the Business.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Bee:
Being called a slag by Collingwood supporters doesn't mean much though!

Must be like having Amanda Vanstone slagging off Elle McPherson for having weight problems

 

[Mobbs]

Getting back to the topic, in about 1992ish I was at Princes Park (now Optus Oval), somewhat tipsy, and needed a leak.

Walked down the steps under the Hawthorn stand and straight into the sheila's dunnies, AND there were friends IN the dunnies who CAUGHT me. How embarassment.

(I'm a bloke.)

(Hang on ...)

(Yeah ... I'm a bloke)

 

[Magpie-Fletch]

Originally posted by Bee:
Fletch, Happy Birthday. Are you only 18?

18 years and 10 days now actually, how old did you think I was?

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Magpie-Fletch:
18 years and 10 days now actually, how old did you think I was?

She thought you were younger because she wanted a "toy boy"

 

[jod23]

Bee you making lots of trouble you must be a stunner. Although you do like Carlton so you probably more of an old lady with a stun gun in her handbag

Both ways your still a stunner.

 

[Same Old's]

Bee,

Do you give a "Stone Cold" Stunner?

 

[Magpie-Fletch]

Struth!

[This message has been edited by Magpie-Fletch (edited 16 December 2000).]