Opinion If players were cars...

Discussion in 'Essendon' started by Howard Moon, Aug 2, 2017.

Put it out there
  1. Alfred E Neuman

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    B548A5EF-A4B3-47FC-B34F-4D62E29A74D4-276-000000215B9BC319.jpeg Mark Mercuri -2000 Mercedes E55 AMG

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    Andrew McGrath - 2017 E63 AMG


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    Begley

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    Jason Johnson - small, tough, punches way above it's weight division

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  6. Howard Moon

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    mark johnson same car, but with full body and extras
     
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    Ivan Maric - loved by bogans everywhere

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  8. Howard Moon

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    gary moorcroft - speedy red escord, zippy as, short back and sides.. often seen airbone around rally tracks too
     
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    Jake Carlisle/Tom Liberatore/Travis Tuck/Dan Hannebery etc - the infamous Cheech and Chong upholstery van

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    AFL meets with players to explain new rules for the season
     
  11. Bigjobss

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    Maaate where is rear steel rims/bald tyre combo!?
     

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  12. hotkorma

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    It does at least need the hubs removed on the back, business upfront, party out the back
     
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    upload_2017-8-4_18-45-45.png Orazio, Tippa, Green
     
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    Stanton - Toyota Corolla
    Reliable, goes forever (but not very fast), getting a bit long in the tooth
     
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    Not the most streamlined or fashionable of exteriors, he nevertheless possesses a quirky charm all of his own. An unfancied outsider that that can pop up out of nowhere to take the chocolates.
     
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  20. Howard Moon

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    this is josh green all day maxine!

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    I'll concede the colour but Herbie the Love Bug can do everything that the green machine can do and then some, look:
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    Walking on water
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    Agility
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    And even a toreador waving red rags at bulls!
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    herbie has a reverse gear - green only runs one way, we know that
     
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    Yeah, but....The Green Machine can't corner for sh*t, plus Herbie's got personality. He's not called the Love Bug for nothing!
     
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  24. Howard Moon

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    Wasn't he originally herpes the love bug?
     
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    Unlike love, Herbie lasts forever.
     
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