Elton Johns Wig
Premiership Ruckman
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At the heart of the SFA is banter. We love it, we really do. It is the foundation, the bedrock, the very heart of what this whole shebang is all about.
Most of the time, we have a lot of fun. Yes, there's been a few storylines lately that have caused some angst, but generally it's pretty good.
But sometimes, people redline. Sometimes, the tone of words are misinterpreted. Sometimes you just keep poking people with a stick until they lose the plot.
This is what is known far and wide, as a melt. There are some people that are very good at it, known for it. Hello SM and Frankston Rover how are you? I expect to hear from you in the coming weeks.
So, after what was occuring in our match thread I thought, you know what, we should really reward and recognise those that wilt under heat.
So without further ado, plese welcome your first nominee, sportsmaniac89
Now, good people of the SFA, I am relying on YOU to help with this award. I can't be in every match thread at once, and nor do I want to be.
I need you, when we get a live one on the hook, to let me know. Nominate your fellow players. Goad them into exploding. Fish with the best bait you can afford. I WANT MELTS GODDAMMIT!!
Some rules to encourage you.
1. If you are nominated, stiff s**t, you're in.
2. EJW is the sole judge for the weekly award. You can sway me, bribe me, abuse me. All or none of these may work. But at the end of the day, the weekly nom is mine to judge.
3. The yearly winner will be decided by poll
4. As the creator of the award, I am ineligible. It's not fair, but them's the rules.
5. If you successfully nominate a round, and I like it, you may be also deemed ineligible, getting protection and a free pass.
Once again, congrats to sportsmaniac89 on your nomination
Most of the time, we have a lot of fun. Yes, there's been a few storylines lately that have caused some angst, but generally it's pretty good.
But sometimes, people redline. Sometimes, the tone of words are misinterpreted. Sometimes you just keep poking people with a stick until they lose the plot.
This is what is known far and wide, as a melt. There are some people that are very good at it, known for it. Hello SM and Frankston Rover how are you? I expect to hear from you in the coming weeks.
So, after what was occuring in our match thread I thought, you know what, we should really reward and recognise those that wilt under heat.
So without further ado, plese welcome your first nominee, sportsmaniac89
Congratulations on completely misinterpreting my post to U2t.
You sir have just made a dickhead of yourself.
What I said was that I felt that particular attempt at bringing out a bit of fire seemed forced. I didn't say that his posting was forced at all. The fact that you interpreted it that way says you don't read posts.
Humour, you know what, I'm not particularly good at that and guess what, I think that's because of how I am as a person. Now given you know s**t about me as a person, which might explain that, you can get ******.
Now, good people of the SFA, I am relying on YOU to help with this award. I can't be in every match thread at once, and nor do I want to be.
I need you, when we get a live one on the hook, to let me know. Nominate your fellow players. Goad them into exploding. Fish with the best bait you can afford. I WANT MELTS GODDAMMIT!!
Some rules to encourage you.
1. If you are nominated, stiff s**t, you're in.
2. EJW is the sole judge for the weekly award. You can sway me, bribe me, abuse me. All or none of these may work. But at the end of the day, the weekly nom is mine to judge.
3. The yearly winner will be decided by poll
4. As the creator of the award, I am ineligible. It's not fair, but them's the rules.
5. If you successfully nominate a round, and I like it, you may be also deemed ineligible, getting protection and a free pass.
Once again, congrats to sportsmaniac89 on your nomination