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Let's hit the f*ken road!
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DanWAPlayer #9 - Andrew Gaff
Pictured: Andrew Gaff appears 'over the moon' for his teammates to have won the Grand Final
Wait, wut? Gaff who was probably in the Brownlow conversation up until round 19 2018? Yes, that Andrew Gaff.
You see the Bottom 50 has always been weighted toward finals performances. Some guys just dominate (or at least, contribute strongly during) the H&A season but then either play well below their best in September (Nick Riewoldt), well below their best (Gary Rohan) or get a medal named after them (the great Leon Davis). Gaff one-upped all of them but getting himself into the best form of his career, earning the respect of all and sundry until a moment of ill-disciplined madness ruled him out for the rest of the year:
Pictured: A flush hit to the mouth of a teenager
Now, it's not the 50s anymore - coward punches are not on, least of all on a football field. It was the biggest story in the AFL world this year at the time - as big as other timeless classics such as the Essendon drugs saga, Wayne Carey on Kelli Stevens, and that time Andrew Walker wore a hat to training .
Fortunately for West Coast they copped Collingwood twice in September who tend to choke in big finals harder than the Western Sydney Giants tend to choke in big finals. This meant West Coast losing their best midfielder for the month didn't hurt them as much as it would have done in every other single year in AFL/VFL history except for 1924 in which no Grand Final was played (Essendon still claim the flag from that year because they are dirty dirty cheats). Bottom line is Gaff's contribution in September was confined to cheering his teammates on from the sidelines which, as you can see from the first photo, he filled with muted gusto.
Of course that didn't mean the athleticism attached to the Gaff name stopped: some West Coast fans engaged in acts of mental gymnastics so impressive they'd need to pee in a vial just to watch Olympic highlights on you-tube. One particular meltdown was damn near award-worthy.
Pictured: The West Coast Eagles cheer squad captain
The Brayshaws to their credit have largely played down the issue despite there being at least some portion of recessive attention-whore gene in the family DNA.
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Anyway long story short, Andrew Gaff assaulted a teenager which makes him a perfect candidate for the Bottom 50 for 2018 and sadly the US Supreme Court as well.
Gaff, good luck in the pre-season and your delayed start to 2019. I believe you when you say it was out of character, welcome to your first (and likely, last) entry in the Bottom 50.
I'm proud of Gaff, he somehow managed to go from being continually criticised for being weak, laying pathetic tackles, not getting any contested possessions, to all of a sudden becoming a violent thug who goes around assaulting teenagers
talk about a rebrand
Is Charlie moving to the backline for some reason?Fun fact:
Bugg kicked 4 goals against Norf this year.
His new club managed a total of three against the same opposition this year.
Can't wait to see Bugg, Fasolo and Casboult strike fear into opposition backlines next year.
Bugg will probably win their goalkicking award next year if he learns to kick straight.
Whatever education system you attended has clearly failed in your case.You stop being a teenager at 18.
Let's have a look at metres gained comparing Oliver to Mitchell (and just about every other main stat) and then lets see how you feel about that.Calling it: #1 Tom Mitchell for being an ineffective crab who only won the Brownlow because there were no teammates to take votes off him.
Maybe we should do a moral bottom 50.
Hope it doesn't get to the point where Fyfe is in the list because he forgets to say excuse me after he burps.
You stop being a teenager at 18. Don’t spin it anymore than it is. Bad incident move on
Oliver had Gawn and Brayshaw taking votes off him.Let's have a look at metres gained comparing Oliver to Mitchell (and just about every other main stat) and then lets see how you feel about that.
Oliver had Gawn and Brayshaw taking votes off him.
But putting on my Mofra hat, the above melt is a good example of why Mitchell would be a good choice for #1.
But it's hard to compare stats without actually providing them.
Hawthorn had a total of 90 Brownlow votes. Melbourne had 93. Pretty s**t excuse blaming Gawn and Bradshaw, considereing O'Meara got as many votes as Oliver.Oliver had Gawn and Brayshaw taking votes off him.
But putting on my Mofra hat, the above melt is a good example of why Mitchell would be a good choice for #1.
But it's hard to compare stats without actually providing them.
I mean, technically when you inject an 18 yo with performance enhancing drugs they no longer have the body of a teenager? I can see why there is some confusionI would have thought Essendon fans could at least understand numbers up to 34. I stand corrected.
Calling it: #1 Tom Mitchell for being an ineffective crab who only won the Brownlow because there were no teammates to take votes off him.
I would have thought Essendon fans could at least understand numbers up to 34. I stand corrected.
Lastly, extra snacks at half time. I think we know where the halftime oranges keep disappearing to:
Pictured: "I hope there's chocolate in this giant egg"
Including 20 no-name Bulldogs to make them seem relevant?And that there sir is what makes me laugh so hard
The plebs don't realise ( or fully appreciate ) what Mofra is actually doing with the bottom 50
Every single year the troll works