port crows match day thread

[b0ydman]

? cant see it yet

 

[b0ydman]

goid to see everyone eager

boak not good enough kick at goal

 

[b0ydman]

i see black everywhere havent seen that in years

 

[ClintEastwood]

God I'm dying to find a stream.

 

[b0ydman]

cam oshea
first kick out on full
second fluffef habdball
3rd heads it back in
okay, can j say it?
worst player ever to play afl?

salopek atrocious
lot of port players not sighted
7m remaining
p2 a15

 

[b0ydman]

God I'm dying to find a stream.

we are refusing to play corridor
boundary
we ran hard
commentary usING word stupidity
boak cukdnt kick from 40

logan idiotwent wide, fray in f50 by himself
stupid stupid

 

[b0ydman]

nothing happening up forward
commentary will lay into us

we have no structure
50s, frees off ball.

this is looking bad bad bad

 

[b0ydman]

they called carlile lazy
24 3


we might lose by 100 here
1:22 remaining

 

[PJ Power]

We've played some terrible quarters this year, but this would be the worst just about.

Poor kicking is the only thing that prevented us from a 7 goal deficit.

Don't know where to start. Initially, the intensity was quite good but the lack of structure and skill execution let us down. Then we just started becoming second to the ball and failing to cover their loose options.

We've applied very little pressure at the ball carrier, are holding our zones far too back (again) and have no capacity to run the ball through their zones. Our forward line is completely deficient of structure and when we do have players down there, we fail to execute the final disposal to them properly.

Our lack of discipline (serial and multiple offenders) caps off what is a very, very poor approach to this game.

If we were low on confidence before the start of this match, it is shot now. We'll do well to keep it under 80 points.

Primus now has to take full responsibility for what we are regressing into under his leadership.

 

[b0ydman]

tippet outwards 2 defenders in goalsquare goals after siren

they missed 4/5 easy set shots for goal
boak couldn't make distance from 40 twice
oh wow we are bad
31 v 3 at q time
i don't think i can watch this
if u still want stream u saving pain
i don't know where to begin
I'm afraid primus might get fired/ quit before half time
i don't think i have ever seen a team that unstructured
what is going on?
not missingkane or pearce, i am speechless

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Our defense is so bad. I wonder what's worse - our defending itself or getting the ball out of defense?

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Kane Cornes on Scott Thompson or make a statement? I know what I'd prefer.

 

[b0ydman]

primus going ******* in his q address
commentary saying its his structure not players effort

 

[Portmanteau]

Dumb. Lazy.

I think we've worked on our kick in strategies but still can't execute.

 

[b0ydman]

we win free at bounce, thomas kicks 35 m sideways
turnover.
etc?

 

[b0ydman]

ebert at chb

walker on his own, mark at 40

we have 25 minutes to save this club and coach

they miss set shots

pettigrew not inspiring

31 3

 

[b0ydman]

they killing our zone anyone seeing what's happening here?
its all over

 

[b0ydman]

surjan goal, dakked johncock.
31 9
trengoves and surjan our 2 forwards
wow

 

[PJ Power]

After the Surjan goal, it was critical our mids get first to the ball............but no.

 

[Quadzilla]

Rodan had a touch yet ? Looks lkike he'll be next 'passenger' on the bus outta here?

 

[b0ydman]

37 9
i don't think this pettigrew thing is working5,7 to 1,3

oshea he is actually funny

broaden just poor disposal
just kick the thing, its this stupid short handball thing
is it cos there is no one in front?

last 2 goals pettigrew outmarked

43/ 9.

we don't even look like scoring either

 

[Macca19]

Im at a wedding and the groom brought a little stereo which is in the mens toilets. Classic! Liiiiifffffttttt port

 

[240volt]

Lucky i taped Better Homes and Gardens

 

[power09]

crows arnt even a top eight team, all they are doing is playing normal football, when did the players forget how to handball cleanly?

 

[Quadzilla]

motlop goals and then sets chad up ... wow

then chad comes off for a chat to matt!!!!!??????