Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Lemon Boi]

CHANGES

Lemon Boi RR to W

Does this mean I have to change number again?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Here we go!

GET STUCK INTO THESE FLOGS BEARS
Uncle_Leo Cap Jezmiester40 Tommycash hilly Art Vandelay_ Ok Boomer Farm Boy Magruder RookiePick Its Manbearpig AuntyBlindEye kane249 MWPP reggie Matera92 MKMatty caloschwaby kelpie_X Fizzler tgrs Lemon Boi Yatmax Hawks1994 JoshWoodenSpoon

Bears, I’ll make sure your longies have been thoroughly laundered before the match.

Forecast is cool…
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Norm Landrover this guy's stealing your bit.

Ah yes, I must learn tips from someone whose entire posting history is incessant whinging or being humiliated by the walking corpse of Matera92.

Oof eat s**t Gero

No bigger piece of silverware in the game than the saintkildaman-Lord_Flashheart Cup.

Two of the greats.

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So since we're here why don't we sit in a big circle and share our favourite Warriors-Bears rivalry story.

Vulgar and to be expected from what I’m told.

Shape up or ship out

Thanks

Chantelle

What’s Las Vegas like? I know of the casinos, strip clubs, lounge singers and what not. But is there any natural beauty there like parks, forests or woods?

Wrong bears bro.

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[tgrs]

I'm enjoying the feisty League librarian Cadaver angle so far this week

Every time I get a mention from Test Tickle just wind up disappointed it's a group tag I'd even take an alt reference as long as its personalized

Wow a multiquote seems like a lot of effort all of a sudden let alone continuing this pos

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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[Dav]

Every time I get a mention from @Test Tickle just wind up disappointed it's a group tag I'd even take an alt reference as long as its personalized

Test Tickle can be a bit of a blunt instrument sometimes can't he?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Test Tickle can be a bit of a blunt instrument sometimes can't he?

There's definitely a dull pain involved there.

 

[Dav]

There's definitely a dull pain involved there.

He's practically admitted he cries himself to sleep every night waiting for JoshWoodenSpoon to return.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

He's practically admitted he cries himself to sleep every night waiting for JoshWoodenSpoon to return.

I heard he was so hurt he was hospitalised.

 

[Dav]

I heard he was so hurt he was hospitalised.

Poor campaigner. Not easy being the only SpamBear left behind.

 

[Test Tickle]

Not sure if there is one. All I can see is test tickles

Tag me next time minnow.

All that meat and no potatoes

More than you could eat.

Hey Test Tickle

If you ran a test to tickle your test tickles how many tickles would it take to feel a tickle on your test tickles???

The answer is 3.

 

[Matera92]

I'm having a week off.

 

[Test Tickle]

OI JoshWoodenSpoon why arn't you playing?

We‘re resting a few this week, easy game.

Assuming you go in unchanged, it will be a Taurean head to head clash at Rover
(I deemed you a more worthy opponent than Cadaver )

And haha though it isn’t hard is it to post an unchanged lineup, I guess leaving it to the last minute keeps the suspense . I’ll be travelling home this Thursday so I got in early . Plus we can start talking up the individual rivalries too

Test Tickle v pantsredacted will be the highlight

pantsredacted is not really a true match up for me, but i’ll play along anyway just to keep him entertained.

Oh, I will be at rover, I'm in fine form and ready to lock horns.

Test Tickle s pants redacted sounds like a nightmare if Im being honest.

Your worst nightmare PUNK!

Thank you for letting me know who my victim is so early.

pfft you’ve got plenty of time now to work out a plan to even get close to me on Sunday.

Vulgar and to be expected from what I’m told.

Shape up or ship out

Thanks

Chantelle

Thanks for your support Chantelle, you’re a breath of fresh air around our club.

 

[Test Tickle]

Poor campaigner. Not easy being the only SpamBear left behind.

Its not easy, we used to be a 4, now we are a 1, lol.

This one’s for you tgrs

 

[Test Tickle]

I heard he was so hurt he was hospitalised.

Ah i remember the day when i was a force in the SFA, now I’m just a common Full Back.

I ended up marrying that nurse

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Randomizor, if we lift up the skirt of the Las Vegas Bears, precisely how many Test Tickles are we likely to see?

1. One
2. Two
3. Three (Multi-ball option)

 

[Test Tickle]

He's practically admitted he cries himself to sleep every night waiting for JoshWoodenSpoon to return.

He left us in a great position, so its all about Sundays game for us, thats all we care and think about this week, at the end of the day its just the 4 points we care about and we’ll be doing everything possible to take those points.

 

[Test Tickle]

Its not true what people say about the Wazzas, they are fun.

Well just play along with you guys until Sunday, thats when Bears get real nasty.

 

[Dav]

3. Three (Multi-ball option)

Make sure to always check for lumps fellas.

 

[Test Tickle]

Make sure to always check for lumps fellas.

No more than 2 lumps in the cup

 

[pantskyle]

Vulgar and to be expected from what I’m told.

Shape up or ship out

Thanks

Chantelle

Chantelle, why don't you * off.

 

[pantskyle]

pantsredacted is not really a true match up for me, but i’ll play along anyway just to keep him entertained.

Sorry to break it to you like this but the Bears owners approached me earlier on in the season, you see having you play on me this week is your Make A Wish. Before you die you get to go up against a true league legend and the best player in the league. I'll do what I can to extend your life for all four quarters.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Good morning Wazzas & Teddies. I've had coffee, Liverpool won again, let's goooooooooooo!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Chantelle, why don't you fu** off.

BC misogyny remains rife. ♘

 

[pantskyle]

BC misogyny remains rife. ♘

I treat everyone equally, men, women, men pretending to be women, women pretending to be men. Sue me.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I treat everyone equally, men, women, men pretending to be women, women pretending to be men. Sue me.

Draw me like one of your French girls.