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Sellout Scully

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Jun 7, 2012
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Simon Goodwin, Josh Mahoney and Todd Viney are all sitting in a car together.

Goodwin (to Mahoney): Say I've got a neat idea. Why don't you go in, bring us a talented forward and we'll all win the next premiership
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney runs in and wheels out Chris Dawes on a wheelchair

Goodwin: That's not a talented forward
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney goes off to find another forward


Dawes: Can I play too?

Todd Viney slowly winds the window up without making eye contact

Dawes: aww :(

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Cannon82

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Oct 26, 2012
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Simon Goodwin, Josh Mahoney and Todd Viney are all sitting in a car together.

Goodwin (to Mahoney): Say I've got a neat idea. Why don't you go in, bring us a talented forward and we'll all win the next premiership
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney runs in and wheels out Chris Dawes on a wheelchair

Goodwin: That's not a talented forward
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney goes off to find another forward


Dawes: Can I play too?

Todd Viney slowly winds the window up without making eye contact

Dawes: aww :(

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That is utterly brutal. Three thumbs up.
 

d33my

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http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-05-23/afl-to-suspend-players-for-gut-or-jumper-punches
THE AFL will introduce legislation immediately to give the Match Review Panel the power to suspend players for stomach and jumper punches.

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Simon Lethlean: Folks, how often have you been doing a shut down role on an opposition player, only to have that player turn around and punch you right in the stomach?

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Jake Melksham: Never. But it's my number one concern.

Simon Lethlean:
Well with the AFL's newly introduced legislation, those worries are a thing of the past. (takes punch to stomach from mechanised arm).

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Simon Lethlean: I'm okay folks! Thanks to the new legislation!

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Bernie Vince: A little late for Bernie.
 

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schmuttt

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Apr 12, 2014
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Am I the only one uncomfortable with taking pictures from players Facebook pages? I know there is no malice involved but doesn’t feel right to me.
 

Russian Demon

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Mar 26, 2015
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It does feel a little intrusive, but that said they should restrict more of their sharing settings if they didn't want people to see it
I second this one. Anybody with Facebook should be checking the settings like once a month. In the public eye that s**t should be locked down like fort knox.
 

00Stinger

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May 8, 2007
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At the next AFL game, Alan Richardson walks into the St Kilda dressing room with Hunter Clark to lay down some rules

Richardson: OK, hotshots, now that my Hunter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.

Hunter Clark: [embarrassed] Please, coach, I'll be fine

Richardson: I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different with his long girly hair: no jokes, no taunting -- [spots Paddy McCartin]

[guffaws] Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?

[chases McCartin, laughing] Come here, you butterball.

McCartin: [screams] Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!



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