Owl whisperer and secret agent
- Feb 15, 2015
- AFL Club
- Other Teams
- Mt Buller Demons
Not quite how I predicted it would end for Ol' GrimeyCLOSING SCENE
Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole team is insane. Insane, I tell you! Daahh! Aaah!
Grimes runs off the training track, and into the coaches room.
I can be lazy too!
Grimes takes his footy jumper off, and moons one of the assistant coaches.
Hi, look at me, I am a worthless player, just like Matthew Bate! Give me a contract extension!
Grimes walks into the weights room, and grabs two 1kg dumbells.
Ooh, I lift weights like a girl, but nobody minds, because I'm Lucas Cook!
Grimes quickly pumps out 2 reps, then heads to the bathroom.
(off screen) I'm using the girls toilets, just like Cale Morton. Give me a new contract!
Grimes emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Morton's face.
Now I'm returning to training without having a shave. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Lynden Dunn!
Grimes runs to Bennell's locker and spins around in the chair.
I don't need to get a kick, 'cause someone else will do it for me. (slaps himself on the forehead) D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Hey, you okay, Grimey?
I'm better than okay, I'm Jamie Bennell.
(chuckles) You wish.
Mark Neeld walks in.
Oh, hi, Neeldy. I'm the worst football player in the world. Time to go home to my mansion, because I'm Aaron Davey!
He sees a dangerous-looking ball flying towards a pack of players on the ground.
What's this? (reads sign) "Beware of backing into packs"? Well, I don't need excuse not to do this, because I'm Luke Taps--
Grimes backs into pack and is polaxed. The scene cuts to the Melbourne Football Club website - it is the injury list. It reads Grimes out Indefinately.
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Al Clarkson: Hey Ty! Hey Jaeger! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Sam.
Sam Mitchell: Why not!?
[Al Clarkson points to sign, "No Mitchells Club"]
Sam Mitchell: But you let in Tom Mitchell!
Tom Mitchell: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Al Clarkson: It says no Mitchells. We're allowed to have one.
Sam Mitchell: Ohhhhhhhh!
Adam Simpson: How could you trade Sam Mitchell? He's the heart and soul of the club?
Clarkson: Come on Adam, clubs don't have souls. It's something Marketing gurus made up to attract members.
Simpson: But the AFL says every club has a soul. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?
[Cut to Gillon McLachlan counting money]
McLachlan: I don't hear trading
Clarkson: How can you be so stupid? Listen, Hawthorn doesn't have a soul. West Coast doesn't have a soul. There's no such thing as a soul.
Simpson: Fine. If you're so sure about that why don't you trade Sam Mitchell to me?
Clarkson: What you got?
Simpson: Pick 33
Simpson: Pleasure doing business with you.
Clarkson: Anytime, Chump