Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[TAITA]

fu** its funny reading that thread and seeing essendon supporters trying to justify that you can bulk up in TWO WEEKS through... not STARTING lifting weights, but through an adjustment in the exercise program of athletes that have been lifting weights their whole lives

 

[TAITA]

TBH it's probably a genius move by Essendon to release that now, in today's climate.

The poor players being forced to be vaxxed, I mean forced to take supplements, will surely garner sympathy from the anti-vaxxers.

Loved the call on the Bay that Irving Mosquito pulled the pin because he had become suspicious of the twice weekly covid injections.

 

[Kil Phearns]

Today marks 20 years to the day since that prelim.

Since the end of the 2001 season...
Premierships: Hawthorn 4, Essendon 0.
Grand Finals: Hawthorn 5, Essendon 0.
Preliminary Finals: Hawthorn 6, Essendon 0.
Top Four finishes (after H&As): Hawthorn 8, Essendon 0.
Finals Wins: Hawthorn 16, Essendon 3 (and 0 since 2004, as everybody knows).
Wooden Spoons: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 1.
Drug suspensions: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 34.
As you can see, all of the above stats are clearly in our favour.

 

[Holy Rioli]

Today marks 20 years to the day since that prelim.

Since the end of the 2001 season...
Premierships: Hawthorn 4, Essendon 0.
Grand Finals: Hawthorn 5, Essendon 0.
Preliminary Finals: Hawthorn 6, Essendon 0.
Top Four finishes (after H&As): Hawthorn 8, Essendon 0.
Finals Wins: Hawthorn 16, Essendon 3 (and 0 since 2004, as everybody knows).
Wooden Spoons: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 1.
Drug suspensions: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 34.
As you can see, all of the above stats are clearly in our favour.

Need to adjust the Drug Suspensions for Performance enhancing drugs (otherwise we'll have * fans bringing up Travis Tuck).

 

[Delecate Des]

Today marks 20 years to the day since that prelim.

Since the end of the 2001 season...
Premierships: Hawthorn 4, Essendon 0.
Grand Finals: Hawthorn 5, Essendon 0.
Preliminary Finals: Hawthorn 6, Essendon 0.
Top Four finishes (after H&As): Hawthorn 8, Essendon 0.
Finals Wins: Hawthorn 16, Essendon 3 (and 0 since 2004, as everybody knows).
Wooden Spoons: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 1.
Drug suspensions: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 34.
As you can see, all of the above stats are clearly in our favor.

You forgot one important category!!!!!

Brownlow's: Hawthorn 1, Essendon 1

WAIT, WHAT...…. Correction!!!

Brownlow's: Hawthorn 2

 

[ralphwiggum]

Today marks 20 years to the day since that prelim.

Since the end of the 2001 season...
Premierships: Hawthorn 4, Essendon 0.
Grand Finals: Hawthorn 5, Essendon 0.
Preliminary Finals: Hawthorn 6, Essendon 0.
Top Four finishes (after H&As): Hawthorn 8, Essendon 0.
Finals Wins: Hawthorn 16, Essendon 3 (and 0 since 2004, as everybody knows).
Wooden Spoons: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 1.
Drug suspensions: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 34.
As you can see, all of the above stats are clearly in our favour.

Number of crabs drafted with pick no.1: Hawthorn 0 Essendon 1

Guess the scum can hang their hats on that one

 

[Dewnior]

Today marks 20 years to the day since that prelim.

Since the end of the 2001 season...
Premierships: Hawthorn 4, Essendon 0.
Grand Finals: Hawthorn 5, Essendon 0.
Preliminary Finals: Hawthorn 6, Essendon 0.
Top Four finishes (after H&As): Hawthorn 8, Essendon 0.
Finals Wins: Hawthorn 16, Essendon 3 (and 0 since 2004, as everybody knows).
Wooden Spoons: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 1.
Drug suspensions: Hawthorn 0, Essendon 34.
As you can see, all of the above stats are clearly in our favour.

I'd imagine they're ahead on AFL funding too

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

You forgot one important category!!!!!

Brownlow's: Hawthorn 1, Essendon 1

WAIT, WHAT...…. Correction!!!

Brownlow's: Hawthorn 2

Niiiice. Also,

Essendon Bowls Club - 1, EFC - 0

 

[Kil Phearns]

Didn’t count Brownlows, because I don’t think individual awards are particularly relevant in a team game.

Media hype meter for 2022:
Hawthorn 0, Essendon the no. of days since they last won a final.

 

[flinchfree]

One thing for sure this coming season, there'll be plenty of 'sauce' to the Bombers encounter.
Tonnes of build up in the media will come, with Sam that'll be leading us - and no lack of needling down Essendon way.
They'll be sticking for revenge, full of poison for the contest no doubt.
They WILL get our best shot no doubt. Might actually kill em' this time.

 

[TylerDurden]

One thing for sure this coming season, there'll be plenty of 'sauce' to the Bombers encounter.
Tonnes of build up in the media will come, with Sam that'll be leading us - and no lack of needling down Essendon way.
They'll be sticking for revenge, full of poison for the contest no doubt.
They WILL get our best shot no doubt. Might actually kill em' this time.

Round 1 for mine.

 

[flinchfree]

Round 1 for mine.

Ooooh that'd be a beauty!!!

 

[Steven Tyler]

Round 1 for mine.

Reckon we get Sydney in Sydney round 1

How many goals does Buddy need for 1000?

 

[TylerDurden]

Reckon we get Sydney in Sydney round 1

How many goals does Buddy need for 1000?

5

 

[Dewnior]

Reckon we get Sydney in Sydney round 1

How many goals does Buddy need for 1000?

Buddy only plays the back end of seasons now doesn't he? Might need to wait for the return game.

 

[Brishawk]

“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Kevin Sheedy’s apprentice.” - Master Yoda

Just a reminder that there are no short cuts to success and overcoming adversity is part of what separates the champions from drug cheats

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Good bump. Fair bump.

 

[Brishawk]

Good bump. Fair bump.

A long overdue bump

#lestweinject

 

[Ned Ryerson]

A long overdue bump

#lestweinject

Reminds me of the song Semi Charmed Life - a good Essendon anthem if I ever heard one:

It won't stop, I won't come down
I keep stock with a tick-tock rhythm, a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again

 

[Dewnior]

Reminds me of the song Semi Charmed Life - a good Essendon anthem if I ever heard one:

It won't stop, I won't come down
I keep stock with a tick-tock rhythm, a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again

Looks like * aren't the only ones doing drugs

 

[wahawk]

Looks like * aren't the only ones doing drugs

The sky was gold, it was rose
I was taking sips of it thru my nose

 

[Dewnior]

The sky was gold, it was rose
I was taking sips of it thru my nose

 

[CobberRodgers]

The question is, can the Curse of the Goldspink replace the Curse of the Bambino as sports greatest?

I reckon the Dons have got another 60 odd flagless years in them for sure.

Something changed the day Goldspink decided he would cheat us. A curse. The curse.

 

[Cleavy]

so Stringer is having fitness issues already (according to ch10 news). clearly a cracker of a year coming up

 

[Cleavy]