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The most average player ever

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There used to be a guy on the half back flank for North named John Smith.
Played plenty of games, but i can't recall him ever doing ANYTHING of interest.
 
Dime a dozen inside mid. Andrew Swallow-esque.
Andrew Swallow had 17 disposals and 10 clearances in a quarter against Adelaide in 2011, definitely not an average player, at least not pre-Achilles injury.
 

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Andrew Swallow had 17 disposals and 10 clearances in a quarter against Adelaide in 2011, definitely not an average player, at least not pre-Achilles injury.
Adelaide won 7 games in 2011.
 
Adelaide won 7 games in 2011.
Those stats against any AFL standard team is phenomenal.

He is top 4 for total tackles laid in the game, hardly average.
 

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I have been giving this subject serious consideration and after much research I can finally reveal the winner of this topic.

He was a midfielder who had an underwhelming physical presence, had average pace, was an average mark, an average kick, an average handballer and an average tackler.

Despite playing his entire career as a midfielder, this man could only register more than 30 disposals in a match on 5.3% of occasions and had an underwhelming 20 or less disposals in 53% of his matches.

By every definition, this former footballer is the billboard for average footballers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your winner

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Has Jack Newnes being mentioned? I mean, does anyone even know what this guy looks like, he has played over 100 games but I wouldn’t know who he was if I fell over him. Come to think of it, there are quite a few ‘average’ players on St. Kilda’s list.


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Otherwise known by his nickname "Newnesy".
 
As i said earlier, Shane Obree owns this thread, wasn't big but wasn't small, wasn't good but wasn't bad, wasn't ugly but wasn't handsome, wasn't slow but wasn't fast, played in 2 GFs and lost them both iirc, his favourite beverige is weak cordial, his Mrs name is Jane.
 

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