Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[WalshistheGOAT]

I've noticed not a single Pies fan has addressed the question - Who plays on Curnow and Mckay in rd 8 if Nathan Murphy

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Nathan Murphy

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

176.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

4star

MG

176.5

3star

is still missing?

 

[Fadge]

Your abacus isnt programmed to understand statistics - you are limited to confusing yourself about bookie odds and patting yourself on the back -on BF re your magnificent ability to make money gambling - kudos sir!

Worm4 - here's one fellow I wouldn't be seeking advice from...

 

[demondavey]

Like if Port had kicked straight last night?

Bad kicking is bad football. It’s what it is. Like to see you make the same argument for us in the finals last year.

For the sake of thread and keeping you sensitive Carlton sooks happy, Carlton look better this year so far. Good defence, elite midfield and forwards. Blues have an elite defensive unit. I am a huge Cripps fan so it’d be nice to see him win a flag for his loyalty.

 

[demondavey]

I've noticed not a single Pies fan has addressed the question - Who plays on Curnow and Mckay in rd 8 if Nathan Murphy is still missing?

Well it’s going to be Moore and the GOAT, Daicos? Isn’t he the answer to everything?

 

[Fadge]

So you can't frame a basic market on a collingwood v Carlton game coming up in round 8 based on your math that Carlton have a 15% chance of winning the game ? Cop out
For the record , if both sides are at full strength I have Collingwood at around $2.05 and Carlton at $1.85

Well at least you've framed your market correctly for what you perceive to be close to an even money game.

Anything too far removed from that appears to be beyond you...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Well it’s going to be Moore and the GOAT, Daicos? Isn’t he the answer to everything?

Twinkle toes Nicki is capable of many things... Defending isn't one of them lucky for us

 

[Fadge]

29 Percent

Now you're getting it....

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Well at least you've framed your market correctly for what you perceive to be close to an even money game.

Anything too far removed from that appears to be beyond you...

Nobody cares about your degenerate gambling rubbish Fudgey. Please try talking about something else.

Perhaps why the Pies look like hot garbage this season?

 

[Robertio]

Well it’s going to be Moore and the GOAT, Daicos? Isn’t he the answer to everything?

Moore is a terrible defender one out, he has to have a wing man to do the actual defending, he reads the play well and is a good mark.

 

[domus]

I've noticed not a single Pies fan has addressed the question - Who plays on Curnow and Mckay in rd 8 if Nathan Murphy is still missing?

Moore and Frampton.

 

[Robertio]

Worm4 - here's one fellow I wouldn't be seeking advice from...

I don't think Worm4 is seeking your advice either.

 

[domus]

Nobody cares about your degenerate gambling rubbish Fudgey. Please try talking about something else.

Perhaps why the Pies look like hot garbage this season?

Yep. You should thump us in a few weeks' time. We are done and dusted. I might add, but I will be there screaming for my boys, win. lose or draw.

 

[Robertio]

Moore and Frampton.

Please.

 

[domus]

Please.

What?

 

[Arr0w]

Bad kicking is bad football. It’s what it is. Like to see you make the same argument for us in the finals last year.

For the sake of thread and keeping you sensitive Carlton sooks happy, Carlton look better this year so far. Good defence, elite midfield and forwards. Blues have an elite defensive unit. I am a huge Cripps fan so it’d be nice to see him win a flag for his loyalty.

Ah I see, still salty about last year, although you are correct, bad kicking is bad football

 

[76woodenspooners]

You ever been with a really attractive woman, like way out of your league, and you just get a little too carried away, and it all ends just way too prematurely..?

I know the answer is no, but just pretend. Nothing to be ashamed of. Happens to the best of us.

Anyway what happens next is you turn up like a stallion second time around and absolutely dominate.

This season has that kind of feeling about it for Carlton.. I’m talking 25-0 kind of stuff..

Imagine if in the 90’s you were with a really attractive woman who was way out of your league …

… because you were paying her. And then your ability to pay for women ended, and you had to try and meet them normally, but because you hadn’t developed those skills you were rubbish at it …

… for 28 years.

Then finally you get kinda close - but not quite. Your confidence is up, which is very cute …

… but everyone around you is a bit more circumspect.

 

[Arr0w]

Fadge's failed math and probability, funniest stuff on the forum

 

[doppleganger]

Anyway what happens next is you turn up like a stallion second time around and absolutely dominate.

This season has that kind of feeling about it for Carlton.. I’m talking 25-0 kind of stuff..

Getting real fluffer vibes from Carlton in 2024

 

[demondavey]

Ah I see, still salty about last year, although you are correct, bad kicking is bad football

Not ‘salty’ mate. I’ve seen Melbourne win a flag recently. I’ve got confidence Melbourne will go all the way if they kick straight. Got the cattle. You’ve all got sucked in, haven’t you? Don’t worry, it’s ok, have an Easter egg and enjoy the Carlton ride. They’ll be winning a flag or two soon enough.

 

[domus]

GWS are better than both, as are Melbourne if they kick straight.

Yet the record shows we have beaten you far more often than lost to you in past encounters going back to Buckley's era.

 

[Drought Break]

I've noticed not a single Pies fan has addressed the question - Who plays on Curnow and Mckay in rd 8 if Nathan Murphy is still missing?

for the 2nd time Billy Frampton will play on one. Moore the other. Doesn't really matter anyway, Curnow only gets goals via free kicks so we should play one of our players that the umpires like on Curnow such as pendles or Nick

 

[demondavey]

Yet the record shows we have beaten you far more often than lost to you in past encounters going back to Buckley's era.

Geelong kept beating hawthorn but it only takes one game.

 

[demondavey]

Twinkle toes Nicki is capable of many things... Defending isn't one of them lucky for us

Who actually does play FB for the Pies?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Moore and Frampton.

The last two times Moore and Frampton have been left in charge of Charlie for a game

 

[demondavey]

Moore is a terrible defender one out, he has to have a wing man to do the actual defending, he reads the play well and is a good mark.

He doesn’t need to be one out though. He gets into dangerous positions and reads the play. It’ll be a handful nonetheless with Carlton’s forwards.

Blues have the best spine. If they don’t win one or two flags with that list it’ll be a waste.