Hell slippery we've been calling out for all of them to be better on their non dominant side. Just doesn't seem to be a priority amongst our coaching staff ...WHY NOT.Dear Charlie,
You have more natural talent and agility in one of your farts than most mere mortals have in their whole bodies.
Since day dot I've been on your bandwagon. I defended you when posters said you weren't getting enough footy. I explained to these mental short people your role in the side. I explained that you weren't a 30 possession player, but like Cyril Rioli, 3 of your golden touches were worth ten of anyone else's.
Now it's time for you to do something for Slippery Pete. This is something that will serve you for the rest of your career. It's something that will ensure you're remembered in the category of your mentor, Eddie.
Over the next pre-season, I want you to work on your opposite foot EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN DAY. You have to trust me on this, Charlie. The foundation is there - you can kick on your left, but it's still a deficiency.
Watch Eddie. Learn from Eddie.
If you add this one element to your game, you will be UNSTOPPABLE.
And then you can thank me.
Yours sincerely
Slippery
Imagine VB kicking on his left side instead of doing that blind pirouette and going back to his right side.
Charlie is a gem by the way.