Best quotes thread
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Plugger35
The umpires are always right!
- Sep 27, 2008
- 136,119
- 156,819
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- St Kilda
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- Chelsea, Black Caps, Subiaco
Well it's a quote from one of the great thinkers of our time so that's not surprising.
- Feb 24, 2013
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- 37,740
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- Man Utd Green Bay Melb Storm
- Banned
- #78
Always liked this classical epitaph inscription upon a tombstone:
"I leave everything to my wife, on the one condition, that she re-marry. For then there will still be one man left living, who regrets my having passed-away".
"I leave everything to my wife, on the one condition, that she re-marry. For then there will still be one man left living, who regrets my having passed-away".
- Oct 5, 2004
- 14,145
- 7,084
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- Collingwood
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- Rochester FC, Waroona FC, Pacers
"It doesn't help when a senior coach comes in and starts influencing things and casting dispersions on our players" - Brad Scott
"I just do not understand why we don't close the roof, and I asked the ground manager after the game and he said 'We looked at the forecast, and it said it wasn't going to rain.' Close it. Just close it. It's not that hard." - cousin of one of the greatest thinkers of our time.
Quivorir
"Unhinged"
- Mar 29, 2010
- 58,677
- 77,464
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- North Melbourne
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- LAL-MMA-Victory-CFC-Seahawks
A modern day genius.
"Basically I'm just a chilled-out entertainer." - David Brent
- Sep 18, 2013
- 17,752
- 11,820
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- Adelaide
How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.
Johnny Cash,
Johnny Cash,
NorthernLights
Brownlow Medallist
- Dec 8, 2013
- 21,258
- 36,601
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
- Other Teams
- Celtics Saints LSU Chelsea RedSox
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."
-Dennis Pagan
-Dennis Pagan
TubbsFarquhar
TheBrownDog
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
- Jul 9, 2013
- 10,728
- 12,739
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- Adelaide
"Why did you give 'em that ??" - James Hird.
"not that there's anything wrong with that" jerry seinfeld.
"the sea was angry that day, my friends" george costanza.
yada yada yada.
"they don't talk a lot of smoke and shadows behind the window" travis cloke.
"the sea was angry that day, my friends" george costanza.
yada yada yada.
"they don't talk a lot of smoke and shadows behind the window" travis cloke.
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
"Elementary, my dear Watson" - no one in Sherlock Holmes
- Sep 18, 2013
- 17,752
- 11,820
- AFL Club
- Adelaide
It (touring) keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you
Reginald (bon) Scott
Reginald (bon) Scott
Kynge of Begrem
Norm Smith Medallist
Reginald? WTF?
Kynge of Begrem
Norm Smith Medallist
Well, the thing about poor old Costello, he's all tip and no iceberg, you know. PJ Keating
You're probably going to have to post it because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kynge of Begrem
Norm Smith Medallist
The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. Marilyn Monroe - this one?
that didn't end well.
- Aug 5, 2012
- 2,882
- 4,615
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- Richmond
"Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
