EPL Matchday 1

[Art Vandelay_]

I doubt they’ve had to contend with someone as unique and special as Grealish before.

Chortle. Cheers for the winner, Tommy Shelby.

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Spurs parking the bus with their 31 efforts on goal and 14-0 on corners.

Would someone give AC some kind of special badge award?

 

[SM]

Need to remember only overturn if obvious - both of those decisions should have stood

Thing is, refs aren't paying offside because they know VAR can check it, so everything that appears offside is 'obvious'.

 

[kreglze]

Great to see Billy Sharp score. Great story for him and Sheffield United.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Watford losing 0-3 at home to Brighton....Ouch!...That's gotta sting.

 

[chef]

 

[jd2010]

Thing is, refs aren't paying offside because they know VAR can check it, so everything that appears offside is 'obvious'.

And players that are flagged for offside should be instructed to bury the chance just in case it wasn't offside rather than stop at the point of the whistle

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

WTF is this....Harry Kane scoring a brace in August? Didn't think I'd see the day.

 

[SM]

And players that are flagged for offside should be instructed to bury the chance just in case it wasn't offside rather than stop at the point of the whistle

Exactly.

 

[kangaspurs]

apollo_creed You come to the Lane, even go ahead with your Tony Pulis-style football, and then stick 10 men behind the ball, barely getting past the halfway line, for the rest of the game and still can't hold on for even a point. LOL.

Credit where credit's due though, in Wesley and Trezegeuet I see you've been able to bring in some world class divers and whingers into the league. Kudos.

 

[Procrastinator35]

WTF is this....Harry Kane scoring a brace in August? Didn't think I'd see the day.

Odds on for another PL golden boot methinks.

 

[jd2010]

apollo_creed You come to the Lane, even go ahead with your Tony Pulis-style football, and then stick 10 men behind the ball, barely getting past the halfway line, for the rest of the game and still can't hold on for even a point. LOL.

Credit where credit's due though, in Wesley and Trezegeuet I see you've been able to bring in some world class divers and whingers into the league. Kudos.

Aren't Chelsea playing United?

 

[jd2010]

For Doctor Levy on his special day...

 

[jd2010]

19 Premier League defeats in a row for Jack Grealish. Forgot just how s**t Villa were when they deservedly went down. Didn't win a single league game from February onward that season

 

[Art Vandelay_]

apollo_creed You come to the Lane, even go ahead with your Tony Pulis-style football, and then stick 10 men behind the ball, barely getting past the halfway line, for the rest of the game and still can't hold on for even a point. LOL.

Credit where credit's due though, in Wesley and Trezegeuet I see you've been able to bring in some world class divers and whingers into the league. Kudos.

Scored a Fat Sam route 1 football goal. Parked the bus like Pulis but in the end played like Lambert’s Villa and got goose eggs from the game.

 

[Bradesmaen]

How did Jan Vertonghen play Doctor Gero ?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

How did Jan Vertonghen play Doctor Gero ?

He was rested..
See that’s the thing about being a CL club, having more than the puddle deep depth of clubs like Everton.

You have 3 senior centrehalves if I’m not mistaken. We have 5, and I’d back our best 3 to be better than any of yours.

Back in your box Brades.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Watford losing 0-3 at home to Brighton....Ouch!...That's gotta sting.

You know what stings even more...
I HAD RYAN ON MY BENCH AND ******* HEATON ON MY FIELD IN FANTASY.
Heaton scored two and Matty Ryan scored 14. * my life.

 

[Bradesmaen]

He was rested..
See that’s the thing about being a CL club, having more than the puddle deep depth of clubs like Everton.

You have 3 senior centrehalves if I’m not mistaken. We have 5, and I’d back our best 3 to be better than any of yours.

Back in your box Brades.

That's not what Poch said.

 

[Zidane98]

Everton- Spurs shitfight, a new era for bigfooty!

 

[Bradesmaen]

Everton- Spurs s**tfight, a new era for bigfooty!

I mean it has nothing to do with Everton, I just like pointing out flaws.

 

[SM]

Everton- Spurs s**tfight, a new era for bigfooty!

I think it's more Brades v sanity s**t fighting this season.

 

[Magma]

3 goals or more 75 times under pep. 41 times 4 or more. 218 points from the last 85 league games.

 

[Bradesmaen]

I think it's more Brades v sanity s**t fighting this season.

Get out of the kitchen. Sanity? lel. Sorry I don't conform to your opinion.

 

[glenferry23]

Hell of a backfire there for our Dunc.