Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 15

[Greasyrhys]

Noice . Different. Unusual.

All Port supporters should do some thing to mark the event.
I'm painting wooden spoons the crows colors then posting them together with a packet of fruit tingles, to the AFC, selected individuals at The Advertise, channel 7, 5AA, Wrinkles, KG and whoever else are their media lap dogs. Whatever it costs, it's worth it.

Childish ? Yes.
Enjoyable ? Yes.

Revenge is a dish best served cold ☺
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Wait till it’s mathematically impossible for them to avoid 18th.

 

[Greasyrhys]

The warehouse manager at my work (Port fan) told me the crows could be looking to trade pick 1 for Ben Brown, now they would be plain dumb.

 

[Memphis]

Adelaide Banter FC. What a time to be alive.

 

[LFC2010]

The warehouse manager at my work (Port fan) told me the crows could be looking to trade pick 1 for Ben Brown, now they would be plain dumb.

How can they fit him in the salary cap if Roo is saying they have no money left in it.

I wouldn't believe it unless Walker retires, which won't be happening.

 

[RossFC]

I'd forgotten the crows are making a 2020 season documentary lel.

#TheLastStance doc from the crows will make Sunderland look like world beaters in comparison.

 

[Pear1870]

Wait till it’s mathematically impossible for them to avoid 18th.

For sure. Last week of the season i reckon - for maximum effect.
For now, just getting prepared and having some fun.
.

 

[shewho]

Noice . Different. Unusual.

All Port supporters should do some thing to mark the event.
I'm painting wooden spoons the crows colors then posting them together with a packet of fruit tingles, to the AFC, selected individuals at The Advertise, channel 7, 5AA, Wrinkles, KG and whoever else are their media lap dogs. Whatever it costs, it's worth it.

Childish ? Yes.
Enjoyable ? Yes.

Revenge is a dish best served cold ☺
.

It would be a sensation if we could lay 10,000 wooden spoons at the base of the Mark Ricciuto stand at the end of our last game.

In the words of Alanis Morissette, “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife”. Wouldn’t it be ironic?

 

[Steve Dore]

I'd forgotten the crows are making a 2020 season documentary lel.

From horse hair wigs to wooden spoons, 30 years of the Camry Crows

 

[DaTBird187]

I'd say he's on the money.

 

[Macca19]

What Brisbane need is to get even taller

At least he'll keep the medico's busy

 

[Macca19]

I'd forgotten the crows are making a 2020 season documentary lel.

I thought Sunderland Till I Die was epic timing, but this will be even better.

 

[wannabejack]

......
Revenge is a dish best served with a wooden spoon ☺
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FTFY

 

[GremioPower]

It would be a sensation if we could lay 10,000 wooden spoons at the base of the Mark Ricciuto stand at the end of our last game.

In the words of Alanis Morissette, “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife”. Wouldn’t it be ironic?

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and, yeah, I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, It figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out​

 

[Pappagallo]

Noice . Different. Unusual.

All Port supporters should do some thing to mark the event.
I'm painting wooden spoons the crows colors then posting them together with a packet of fruit tingles, to the AFC, selected individuals at The Advertise, channel 7, 5AA, Wrinkles, KG and whoever else are their media lap dogs. Whatever it costs, it's worth it.

Childish ? Yes.
Enjoyable ? Yes.

Revenge is a dish best served cold ☺
.

We should all chip in for a bronzed spoon statue to be erected in front of the courts.

 

[Dylan8]

Ken getting the Brisbane job with Daniher, McInerney and Hipwood and immediately trading them for Lewis Taylor, Sam Gray and Justin Westhoff.

 

[Mufc1975]

The Camry Crows' fitness guy doesn't seem very competent

why should he be any different from the rest of the club?

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Guess Amazon chose the wrong South Australian team to follow around this season.

I dont think so, that tigles doco will probably sell more than any of these done before... it just wont be tingle fans buying it

 

[shewho]

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and, yeah, I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, It figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out​

 

[GremioPower]

This is awesome! I had never paid attention to the lyrics, to be honest.

 

[Steve Dore]

This is awesome! I had never paid attention to the lyrics, to be honest.

That's ironic

 

[GremioPower]

That's ironic

Now, she speaks of old man, Chardonnay, spoons, things going wrong and blowing up in the face, irony...

I got it! The irony is that she was talking about the 2020 WL Crows, and no one knew that (not even her), until now.

 

[Harro59]

fu** I’d hope so, been keen to actually see him play a little bit more, he was my favourite player at Port #FreeBilly

Surely he gets a game this week for them. Do reckon they have really struggled with our his 7 disposals, 1 goal and 10 hit outs.

As I write this I do realise that those stats would put him in there top 5.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Brisbane twice the population of Adelaide.

Nice one Thundercloud.

 

[simba_]

to everyone who, like me, had to put up with work colleagues decorating the reception counter with crows gear before the 2017 Grand Final - now is our chance to decorate them with red, yellow and blue wooden spoons

 

[Alberton Proud]

The Camry Crows' fitness guy doesn't seem very competent

"the best in the land ......"

#godhatesfages