Tarkyn_24
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- Dec 23, 2006
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9 isn’t really justifiable - there are no other options. The revolving door of kids are currently not up to it and their senior efforts do not justify ongoing selection with the exception of Poulter and McCreery. Henry is still10 Things I hate About You - The Collingwood Version.
1) We will spoon up multiple times in the next 3 years. Don't believe we can't this year. It's 5 years before we will even remotely challenge.
2) Everything about us is broken, and will not fix quickly, hence see 1) above.
3) 1.10 for 3 quarters in good conditions is all you need to know. It sums up our level of inadequacy in a simple, numerical formula. That's not enough scoring shots in 3 quarters. Or goals. Or a conversion rate you can accept. All of it, unacceptable, and a direct consequence of our lack of
- a gameplan
- acceptable skills
- forwards who are actually forwards with goal nous
- ball movement and link and run
- connection as a team, and between lines. We are a bunch of individuals out there not a single entity.
4) We have no midfield, and yet we leave one of our few midfielders in the VFL. If he is being disciplined, admit it. Otherwise, you look like idiots.
5) We have no discernable idea how to make it better or mix it up. Nothing is tried, our coaches just sit there with a look like the Germans in 1945 on the Eastern Front on their faces and await the avalanche.
6) We play players who are not AFL standard and we know damned well now are not AFL standard, who have no position in which they make a positive difference, but we keep selecting them. Cases in point, Thomas and C Brown. Neither are forwards. Or Midfielders. They exist, like a pair of running shoes draped over a power line, by their very existence begging the question as to the existential purpose they serve, but remain, mute testimony to the unknowable nature of life.
7) Grundy's contract is concrete in our collective boots
The Rime of the Overpaid Ruckman
"God save thee, noble ruckman!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why lookst thou so?" "With my hot manager
I shot the albatross."
Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of a Normie, an Albatross
About my neck was hung
Tapouts, tapouts everywhere,
And yet our score did shrink;
Tapouts, tapouts everywhere,
And sometimes a kick I'd dink.
But day after day, day after day,
We suck, no dare nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.
8) The complete lack of physical development of many of our players is astounding. Both Browns look like I could knock them over by farting and both have been round long enough for that not to be the case. We have gone from a club with player development at least in our young brigade amongst the best, to amongst the worst. That does not bode well for our immediate future, which will be determined almost entirely by how fast our players under 22 can play consistently at AFL level.
9) Our selection is mystifying. Madgen plays horribly in the firsts, and is dropped, where he proceeds to play worse in the VFL. He is then selected as the sub. Ditto the continued selection of C Brown and Thomas. You send a message to every single player that we have no selection integrity, and that is a dangerous message to send.
10) There is nothing to enjoy in watching us, nothing to be excited about, nothing to leaven the horrible shitshow. We are defined by absence, characterised by inadequacy, remarkable only in a negative sense. We are vapour.
And, worst of all - and it merits a bonus line item
11) The people who did this to us are mostly still there.
developing and his VFL performances merited selection so I’ll give him a chance but there were a number of weak, sloppy efforts that were unparalleled. Even with a Swans player on a platter at ground level and prone he barely laid an ineffectual tackle.
On the basis of those coming in, selection integrity is absolutely there - with the exception of the two scapegoats Buckley has picked out (see M Cox, B Sier)