Autopsy AFL 2024 Opening Round 0 - Lions v Blues Friday March 8th 7:40pm AEDT (Gabba)

[captain blood 17]

Explains all the s**t haircuts

You can set time to those haircuts. All business.

 

[Dockernut]

Geez didn’t realise West coast were playing tonight

 

[beema limapep]

Carlton are like under 10s out there.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Any reason why Carlton are trying to go fast when they’ve built this side around contest?

The look lost

 

[TY24]

He's more special comments. Slap in the face to all the non AFL playing commentators

I suppose it’s a good thing he’s on special comments then.

 

[The 747]

Blues make me sick. Blues....more like blue balls. Won't stop their heads yapping on here though if they win a couple in a row and think they're world beaters.

I see the haterade remains strong down Port Adelaide way.....

 

[TheKanga]

Is Cripps the most overrated player in the league?

 

[Captivating]

Brisbane were the best team in the comp in 2023 nothing has changed.

Melbourne were according to Steven May.

You'd know that if you weren't a Saints fan masquerading at a Demon supporter.

 

[The Gong]

Refreshing watching Brisbane thump Carlton in the first round rather than Richmond thump Carlton in the first round.

 

[NeutralFan]

I hope Daniher stays up the ground all year

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Brisbane are such a well oiled machine

And Carlton’s game plan looks confusing to their own players

 

[TheKanga]

Sweet Home Alabama going to get a good run tonight.

 

[season 2024]

Looks pretty bad

 

[Billy ray]

Fried rice won

 

[Tandy]

I suppose it’s a good thing he’s on special comments then.

The title on the screen said expert commentator

 

[Toffee Lion]

Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

is just not a good enough player.

 

[Chuckie357]

Lions to good and will once again go undefeated at home this year. Just a case of how lucky in the draw are you that you dont have to travel there!

Happy to get this out of the way now in Rd0 i suppose and playing them at home late in the season when fighting for final 8 or top 4 spot would really be tough. Quality side and were in front in a GF with 2 mins to go at the MCG.

You can come back later in the season if you like because you won’t be fighting for any of those sorts of spots

 

[HairyO]

Charlie Cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

31

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

as bad as Carlton so far.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Carlton obviously confused by Round 1 being next week.

They are confused by their supporters telling them it was just going to happen after the backend of last season

 

[SSSSSS]

Carlton are poo.

 

[Chuckie357]

Blues make me sick. Blues....more like blue balls. Won't stop their heads yapping on here though if they win a couple in a row and think they're world beaters.

Hmm Carlton or port?

 

[TY24]

The title on the screen said expert commentator

Which is what they call special comments now

Expert commentator implies he’s not one of the main callers

 

[beema limapep]

A reminder that Finey returns tonight on Sen1116 to take post game calls.

 

[ChristianBoy]

Melbourne were according to Steven May

Nope Brisbane and it’s looking like they are going to be this year.

 

[Dockernut]

Is Cripps the most overrated player in the league?

The Asterisk? Yep, barely noticed him out there tonight, but walks around like he’s carrying two tellies.