Adelaide Oval: Trouble in Paradise

[Duck Farmer]

Dark.

More a comment on how the pre-match experience has morphed into the sheer existential dread of expecting a Hinkley coached team to play like dreck and s**t the bed against an unfancied opponent at home, but yeah I probably went a bit too far.

 

[bomberclifford]

More a comment on how the pre-match experience has morphed into the sheer existential dread of expecting a Hinkley coached team to play like dreck and sh*t the bed against an unfancied opponent at home, but yeah I probably went a bit too far.

I was just disappointed it wasn’t darker.

Maybe with a reference to little Kimmie Wilson.

 

[JimmyBC]

I wouldn't mind stringing up a few happy clappers by the scarves I gotta say.

 

[Duck Farmer]

I was just disappointed it wasn’t darker.

Maybe with a reference to little Kimmie Wilson.

I was trying to work in something about dropping NTUA for a Boomtown Rats song but couldn't quite land it.

 

[tribey]

I was trying to work in something about dropping NTUA for a Boomtown Rats song but couldn't quite land it.

The Kym Dillon tip that he just said
Confirms that he’s a chode
And nobody’s gonna go HAM today
Because we are playing at home
And Kenny doesn’t understand it
He once said “we gotta long way to go”
But he can coach lost seasons
Just the nine lost seasons
Waste the careers of Robbie and Boak

I don’t like gamedays (tell me why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)

Look, it’s late.

 

[Duck Farmer]

The Coke Zero machine's on the TV screen
While Ken chuggs as our defence is unfurled
The crowd's shellshocked, our season's utensil blocked
As another year down the toilet is swirled

Kochie's turned green, the post match presser's obscene
We can't compete, we accept defeat
He can't work out the reason, for the wasted season
Can't blame it on Jake Neade

Jake Neade

Age

29

Ht

171cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.3

4star

M

1.9

2star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.6

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

G

1.2

4star

, oh oh oh oh

Tell me why I don't like gamedays etc.

It's even later.

 

[malcheski]

The Kym Dillon tip that he just said
Confirms that he’s a chode
And nobody’s gonna go HAM today
Because we are playing at home
And Kenny doesn’t understand it
He once said “we gotta long way to go”
But he can coach lost seasons
Just the nine lost seasons
Waste the careers of Robbie and Boak

I don’t like gamedays (tell me why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)

Look, it’s late.

Lol. Kym Dillon really is a chode


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[edgie]

To be truly authentic, people need to wrap their scarves around their necks and hang themselves from the rafters.

Spoiler

The safe word is Sack Hinkley

Lol I thought this was a choco 2004 reference

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[El_Scorcho]

The Kym Dillon tip that he just said
Confirms that he’s a chode
And nobody’s gonna go HAM today
Because we are playing at home
And Kenny doesn’t understand it
He once said “we gotta long way to go”
But he can coach lost seasons
Just the nine lost seasons
Waste the careers of Robbie and Boak

I don’t like gamedays (tell me why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)
I don’t like gamedays (we know why)

Look, it’s late.

The Coke Zero machine's on the TV screen
While Ken chuggs as our defence is unfurled
The crowd's shellshocked, our season's utensil blocked
As another year down the toilet is swirled

Kochie's turned green, the post match presser's obscene
We can't compete, we accept defeat
He can't work out the reason, for the wasted season
Can't blame it on Jake Neade, oh oh oh oh

Tell me why I don't like gamedays etc.

It's even later.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Maybe we should run a scarf night at the club just to make sure it is totally manufactured

This old scarf, makes me barf
I sway my hips just for a laugh
While I kick back, grab my sack, fiddle with my phone
And gyrate like a w***er who's passed a kidney stone

 

[Port 2004]

I was just disappointed it wasn’t darker.

Maybe with a reference to little Kimmie Wilson.

Saw her in SAN Francisco in 1999. Who would have thought. What ever happened to her i wonder.

 

[benblinkau]

Hard to hold the scarf up high when you are already sitting with your arms folded.

I have usually left the ground disappointed, before NTUA starts.


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[tribey]

I have usually left the ground disappointed, before NTUA starts.


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Well, we were 4 goals down against the Dogs before we came out of the tunnel

 

[RossFC]

It's now transferred to Alberton Oval for SANFL games. Winless at that ground in 2022.

 

[GremioPower]

It's now transferred to Alberton Oval for SANFL games. Winless at that ground in 2022.

Unbeatable at Alberton