Dumbest Thing Ever Said By a Footballer

[astro1212]

"This is yours mate"
Luke Beverage 30/09/16

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Superman capes/wharfie time

 

[Dixie Normous]

"I do" - Anthony Stevens
"I'll try a hit of that" - Ben Cousins

 

[Briar Gold]

"But, at the end of the day, I wanted to come to a club that was going to hopefully win more premierships.",
Lance Franklin at press conference revealing his move to Sydney, just before his old club goes on to win two premierships in a row, one of them against his new team.

Hawks fans love rubbing that quote into Buddy but I'm sure he was talking about choosing Sydney over GWS. He wasn't referring to Hawthorn.

Buddy has also played in 2 GFs with the Swans; what he said wasn't that silly. Not like he's been contending for spoons since leaving the Hawks.

 

[hk89]

Hawks fans love rubbing that quote into Buddy but I'm sure he was talking about choosing Sydney over GWS. He wasn't referring to Hawthorn.

Buddy has also played in 2 GFs with the Swans; what he said wasn't that silly. Not like he's been contending for spoons since leaving the Hawks.

Yes, but lets not let the truth get in the way of a good story. The reality is, that if he'd stayed put he'd have 4 flags now instead of 2. As much as I like Buddy, and still love watching him in action when he's not playing us (in which case he's usually quite ordinary), but I'd sacrifice a goat to whatever god is necessary if it would ensure he never wins another flag for the rest of his career. Sadly that seems unlikely, although given their two regular GF day performers are ex-hawks (and the other is now a current Hawk), if the others don't grow a set, my wish may be granted.

 

[hk89]

"I do" - Anthony Stevens
"I'll try a hit of that" - Ben Cousins

You sure that was Ben Cousins and not Wayne Carey? (a quote which works for him on at least 3 different levels).

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Jack Dyer coaching the Tiges: "...so pair off in threes.".

 

[TommyD13]

"This is yours mate"
Luke Beverage 30/09/16

1/10/16 mate

 

[Snuggles]

This and/or anything else that has come out of this bloke's mouth.

Howe saying he wanted to go to Collingwood for success. Taylor Adam's comments about Dunn wanting to move to a "successful club".

How did that work out?

I guess we will find out tomorrow

 

[Farang83150]

Every word that comes out of Kings mouth.

 

[Rimmer]

Touk Miller a fringe player at Brisbane wanted to have a say on selecting Brisbanes coach.

 

[PowerForGood]

"This is yours mate"
Luke Beverage 30/09/16

"Can I have it back now Bob?"
Luke Beveridge 1/10/16.

 

[gordo2016]

"This is yours mate"
Luke Beverage 30/09/16

It is far more dumber not knowing how to spell someone's name.

 

[wheels08]

Touk Miller a fringe player at Brisbane wanted to have a say on selecting Brisbanes coach.

Touk Miller the gold coast player?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

This and/or anything else that has come out of this bloke's mouth.

Howe saying he wanted to go to Collingwood for success. Taylor Adam's comments about Dunn wanting to move to a "successful club".

How did that work out?

Did you enjoy his celebration today? Not too bad.

 

[astro1212]

It is far more dumber not knowing how to spell someone's name.

Maybe I should lay off the beverages

 

[Gaben]

This and/or anything else that has come out of this bloke's mouth.

Howe saying he wanted to go to Collingwood for success. Taylor Adam's comments about Dunn wanting to move to a "successful club".

How did that work out?

Can sort've see what Howe and Dunn were thinking after today.

 

[Nostradumbass]

Tony Shaw. Just in general. Everything he says is bad

Got knocked out by a tree.

 

[dylan93]

Can sort've see what Howe and Dunn were thinking after today.

One win? hahahaha turn it up mate

 

[The 747]

Do remember Nathan Ablett starting an answer with "yeah nah.....nah yeah!"

 

[Dipper]

You guys need to read about Yogi Berra.

It's like déjà vu all over again reading your post.

 

[philohk]

Listening to Ricciuto commentating a couple of weeks ago. 'They've bought pressure, they've bought intensity.' Wondered where they'd bought it - wouldn't mind a bit myself.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Thread needs more genuinely dumb things and fewer "haha, [x] thought their team was better than my team!"

 

[AAACockburn]

Glen Jakovich has some beauties.
Says to players in the huddle. 'those clouds look anonymous.'
'we have to use the cori centredore.'
Oh and the famous rocket surgeon quote.

 

[Leviathan Pie]

literally just came in to post that

I'm confused, what have Richmond accomplished in the last 37 years?


Hmm.....