Toast Gary gets on the beers

[Bunk Moreland]

Surely most on Twitter have noticed he has a fantastic habit on getting pissed while watching the footy then jumping on Twitter and going full machine gun. It’s fantastic.

A selection from last night…









The stinkboners!







He also strafed any Essendon fan who wished Daniher well or said they were happy for him

And a throwback to “Scotty weak dog Turner” in the 95 finals

 

[Beerfish]

Stinkboners

 

[Pweter]

That's awesome

 

[rumply]

Does Gazza need an intervention yet?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Does Gazza need an intervention yet?

I don't quite have the time or inclination to back thru his Twitter feed right now but pissed Gary is absolutely brilliant... just a Bombers nuffy of the highest order

 

[Doss]

Sadly it would appear sober Gary is deleting these tweets as we speak.

Stinkboners though

 

[84859300]

delete - delete - deny

It's the saga all over again - GOD style

 

[Beerfish]

Boo sober Gary. Boo. Own your shit!

 

[brutus76]

he's in WA so it wasn't that late for Gazza - he probably kicked on well into the night

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Boooooo

Should've screenshotted.

We love drunk Gary

 

[jmoo wan]

Boooooo

Should've screenshotted.

We love drunk Gary

I've found a few...

 

[Doss]

Tom ‘pooped his pants’ Lynch.

 

[eth-dog]

He's always good value on the piss

 

[Don Won]

Is he any good a CEO’ing. He’ll be a hit for membership

 

[Vander18]

This is very funny indeed.

 

[windyhill]

New found love for G’OD. He was such a boring campaigner back in the day. This is bloody brilliant. When we won the pre-season centenary 100 year thingo, his speech went on for thirty minutes , he kept finding people to thank and wanked on for ever.
I also jumped on his back during the ‘93 lap of honour, he was very good about it. Great days.

 

[citizen-erased]

He's always good value on the piss

Sitting in the stands with us is good hashtag banter

 

[The Donners]

Is he any good a CEO’ing. He’ll be a hit for membership

Well the rest of them at the club seem to make decisions while they’re on the gas!

 

[The Donners]

I also jumped on his back during the ‘93 lap of honour, he was very good about it. Great days.

Is that what you’re calling it?!

 

[Eleven 38]

Haha, great thread, keep it up, I deleted twitter.

 

[The Donners]

Haha, great thread, keep it up, I deleted twitter.

One of the all time great threads!

 

[windyhill]

Is that what you’re calling it?!

Well I wasn’t going to do it, but the bloke next to me on the fence said “ you and me mate, over we go” ....” you first” I said..over he went,so I had to hold my end of the bargain up.
Mr First over got absolutely smashed, creating the path for me. Funny times.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Didn't he also tee off on Carlton a while ago?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This looks like a pub to me.

Stay tuned!

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Hopefully a big weekend ahead