I'm not gay ("not that there's anything wrong with that), but...marry me? Sublime post. Thank god, because the beverages took too much of my attention post-game tonight. I think you were spot on with your points though, other than Grien needing to know when shooting for goal is just impractical.On face value the Cats have given good value for money throughout the Chris Scott era, winning far more often than they've lost.
And yet the long-ago honeymoon period has gradually waned, eclipsed by the Big Asterix that now looms over every success, just on the periphery of every victory, peversly polluting every accumulating win with the subconscious effects of a lingering PTSD especially reserved for Geelong supporters.*
The pattern reveals itself season upon season; Expectations of finals success are inevitably raised - though often begrudgingly - on the back of strong Home and Away form.
But when those Expectations remain unfulfilled come September's end, those banner-waving yesterdays become little more than the set-up for a bitter punchline.
Older Cats Fans have seen it all before; in fact they've been lived through worse.
Entire seasons of excitement and promise cruelly crushed on Grand Final day - and don't think we forget all those pre-season comp GF losses, too - until an almost Pavlovian response is imbued, a subconscious Lid permanently poised against the spectre of expectation.
Possibly the most scarring of these lessons took place on that intersection where old bitter supporters witnessed the birth of the next generation of curdled Cat fans; GF day 2008.
Who can remember the peerless football we played that year without also calling up a pain that can be felt in the very nerves?
And yet what is it to support a team, in any sport, without hope?
Being an Unbeliever, it is probably the one bit of faith that I'll allow.
But it is hard earned. The Cats work in mysterious ways.
And so here we are again, in an apparently enviable position, having played compelling football for large stretches of this unusual season.
Is anything different?
Did it feel like this last year - when we were two games clear on top of the ladder during the H&A season?
An unprecedented (I was told off for using that word the other day IRL) 5 games in 19 days, and the club has given a top-class account of itself in every one of them, even in the loss to West Coast.
I like our midfield spread a lot better this year. So far.
In-form mature-agers Guthrie and Menegola have stepped up after the defection of Tim Kelly, and Brandan Parfitt has quietly added support with a balanced two-way on-ball game. In recent weeks long-odds pair Simpson and Fogarty have supplied quality depth.
'Dangerwood' is a distant memory, as is the concept behind it.
Fogarty's new-found form effectively doubles our Parfitt factor; we now have two two-way players to run through the midfield.
Joel Selwood has been a competent foot soldier during the past two wins, which is a great sign.
I liked his game tonight, a few times he subdued his ego in simply knocking a loose ball to a teammate's advantage rather than trying to gather and register a stat - it was a late-career Harry-type of game from Selwood.
And Harry himself was awesome, as he has been all year long.
He looked a wee bit hobbled at one point, but came back after half time and navigated the heavy seas with a steady hand on the tiller.
The defense has really found some synergy over the past month, at times tonight they worked together as an organism, completely instinctive and synchronized to one purpose.
Some of our own supporters were mocking 'the Misfits' only a few weeks ago but they have hit a rich vein of form.
Gryan Miers was solid tonight; he was woefully down on confidence only a couple of weeks ago, but to his credit he is working his way through a potential case of the 2nd-year Blues by running his guts out.
Cliche or not; you tell me with a straight face that Mark OÇónnor hasn't done a bit of Riverdancing in his time. Very agile.
Mixed beer, Bailey's and Wine tonight in a manner that is probably not conducive to brevity nor the structuring of narrative .
A bulldozing Nakia Cockatoo comeback might just threaten to loosen the Lid a wee bit.
* Collingwood supporters are probably well-acquainted with this specific torment too, I imagine.
The defence have lifted and found cohesiveness for sure. The whole team, actually. Which prior seasons was our tackling pressure and quick, efficient handballs from contested situations so good? Hard to remember. Finals await of course, but let's worry about that when it comes. Delightful stuff going on at the moment.