Official 2008 Buddy Draft Thread

[Pie eyed]

The day itself is not purer than ScottyD's heart, Pie Eyed. He will staunchly resist any attempts at bribery.

LOL
I have my ways.
I've turned pollies in my day, ScootyD will have an Achilles heel.....

 

[ClarkeM]

LOL
I have my ways.
I've turned pollies in my day, ScootyD will have an Achilles heel.....

once you get my name right

 

[Pie eyed]

once you get my name right

ROFL....a simple ploy to open a dialogue.
Now to read every post you have ever made and get my team of "profiler's" to work finding out what pushes your buttons....

 

[ClarkeM]

Alcohol.

 

[Pie eyed]

My team of profilers have suggested the following package which should enable me to turn you.

You will be offered a two week all expenses paid holiday on exclusive Brampton Island. This includes limousine transport to the nearest airport, the first class flight to Fremantle where you will board one of Greg Normans luxury ocean going motor yachts. You and a second party, of your choice, will be treated to 6 star cuisine while you navigate at a leisurely pace North around the top end, game fishing at your discretion. A Bell Jet ranger helicopter is at your disposal for "quick" trips to and from the mainland or simply for "mooning" Indonesian fishing vessels illegally within our economic zone.
On arrival at Brampton Island you will be greeted by your butler who will assist you and your guest to relax and settle into your accomodation and itinerary.
You will be awoken at 10.00am by a troop of Tahitian "dancers" and whisked off for a 4 course breakfast. After breakfast you will be introduced to Collingwood Head Coach, Michael Malthouse and he will introduce you to the Drafting team. At these morning meetings you will be fully briefed on all draft discussions and your input will be required.
Afternoons will be left to your imagination, but the entire current Collingwood list will be on the Island ready at a moments notice to re-enact key passages of play from the previous season for your amusement. Evenings will be spent indulging your every fantasy, no expense has been spared, with a life size replica of the MCG, complete with lights and a 100,000 strong crowd of enthusiastic fans to cheer you on as you fullful your childhood dreams of "kicking the winning goal after the siren", "the last second "speccy" in defence to win the GF" and of course the "80 metre torp to top the magic 150 for the year and wrap up the Coleman".
After the game the list will join you in the reproduction "rooms" to sing the club song before retiring to the "local" for some well earned coldies.
Of course greg Norman will drop in several times during the fortnight for a round of golf and to join you should you and your guest wish to sample the "billfishing" in the area.
The return journey will be slightly different from the first as "diving with Whale Sharks" at Ningaloo will be on the agenda as well as several samba lessons from your choice of celebrity dancer.
On arrival back at Fremantle you will be given a tour of the "infamous" Swan River so as to familiarise yourself with Ben Cousins past feats, primarily so you are better prepared when you are included in his contract negotiations. With Bens contract signed, sealed and safely put to bed you and your guest will be flown, 1st class, to the destination of your choice.


See.....

 

[ClarkeM]

Decline

 

[Pie eyed]

Ok then...and alcohol.
You're a hard man.

 

[Snag Breac]

Decline

A boy after my own heart.

 

[Snag Breac]

LOL
I have my ways.
I've turned pollies in my day, ScootyD will have an Achilles heel.....

Young Scoooooty may have his Achilles heel, but your average politician has nothing but. It's in their nature to turn. Scotty is above all that.

But ethics aside, I'm keeping ROCCA, aren't I Scotty?

 

[ClarkeM]

Bags MC!
Now as savo had, i hope people have respect to leave MC as i will be running this thing.

 

[Snag Breac]

Bags MC!
Now as savo had, i hope people have respect to leave MC as i will be running this thing.

You've earned him. But what happens then to the official MCC thread?

 

[ClarkeM]

It will be reborn

 

[ARFCoach]

Can anyone (such as me!) be involved in the 2009 Buddy Draft?

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

^ you sure can!

 

[ClarkeM]

I'll start the sign up thread soon

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Nudge me when you get this started, I'm intending to actually remember this next season.

 

[Pie eyed]

My team of profilers have suggested the following package which should enable me to turn you.

You will be offered a two week all expenses paid holiday on exclusive Brampton Island. This includes limousine transport to the nearest airport, the first class flight to Fremantle where you will board one of Greg Normans luxury ocean going motor yachts. You and a second party, of your choice, will be treated to 6 star cuisine while you navigate at a leisurely pace North around the top end, game fishing at your discretion. A Bell Jet ranger helicopter is at your disposal for "quick" trips to and from the mainland or simply for "mooning" Indonesian fishing vessels illegally within our economic zone.
On arrival at Brampton Island you will be greeted by your butler who will assist you and your guest to relax and settle into your accomodation and itinerary.
You will be awoken at 10.00am by a troop of Tahitian "dancers" and whisked off for a 4 course breakfast. After breakfast you will be introduced to Collingwood Head Coach, Michael Malthouse and he will introduce you to the Drafting team. At these morning meetings you will be fully briefed on all draft discussions and your input will be required.
Afternoons will be left to your imagination, but the entire current Collingwood list will be on the Island ready at a moments notice to re-enact key passages of play from the previous season for your amusement. Evenings will be spent indulging your every fantasy, no expense has been spared, with a life size replica of the MCG, complete with lights and a 100,000 strong crowd of enthusiastic fans to cheer you on as you fullful your childhood dreams of "kicking the winning goal after the siren", "the last second "speccy" in defence to win the GF" and of course the "80 metre torp to top the magic 150 for the year and wrap up the Coleman".
After the game the list will join you in the reproduction "rooms" to sing the club song before retiring to the "local" for some well earned coldies.
Of course greg Norman will drop in several times during the fortnight for a round of golf and to join you should you and your guest wish to sample the "billfishing" in the area.
The return journey will be slightly different from the first as "diving with Whale Sharks" at Ningaloo will be on the agenda as well as several samba lessons from your choice of celebrity dancer.
On arrival back at Fremantle you will be given a tour of the "infamous" Swan River so as to familiarise yourself with Ben Cousins past feats, primarily so you are better prepared when you are included in his contract negotiations. With Bens contract signed, sealed and safely put to bed you and your guest will be flown, 1st class, to the destination of your choice.


See.....

Where you the dissenter during negotiation ScottyD?

 

[DThomas]

When this starts I have dibs on Dale Thomas!

 

[DoubleO7]

I want a buddy. Any player available?

 

[ClarkeM]

If you stick around...

 

[DoubleO7]

I want Sidebottom if available. Hands of leeches.

 

[TRAVCLOKE#32]

Oh its's definately on!!!
I want Harry O!!

 

[Optimax]

Danye Beams it has been called

 

[Godfrey Jones]

luke rounds please

 

[standingroomonly]

I'd like to be part of it. Sharrod Wellingham if i could.