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I'm probably a bitter loner, but * valentines day
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Pisses me off, and I have a partner. It's just a pain in the arse.I'm probably a bitter loner, but **** valentines day
I'm probably a bitter loner, but **** valentines day
My wife runs womens only bootcamps ... tonight she had 22 in attendance ... definitely not just you!I'm probably a bitter loner, but **** valentines day
Pro-tip to all women out there:I'm probably a bitter loner, but **** valentines day
Mine forgot. As did I. So I guess on your reasoning that’s pretty healthy and good.Pro-tip to all women out there:
If your boyfriend does heaps of amazing s**t for you on Feb 14th you're either celebrating your first Valentines Day or he's a disgusting rat-bastard sloth who is banging sluts on the side.
My Mum once told me a story when she was a police officer giving evidence in a trial. She was going to say "and i executed a turn after the defendant" instead she said "i executed the defendant". She said the court room burst out laughingI’m never being a witness in court again as long as I live. Defence Counsel are mean to me. Also my brain hurts from trying to work out how to avoid the traps set to make me sound totally corrupt. I thought I was heading in the right direction at one point be succeeded in replacing my authentic corrupt and untruthful impression with almost unbelievable stupid, which didn’t seem to me a vast improvement.
LOL. That has charm though. I wanted to stand up because one of my legs had gone to sleep so I remembered to do the right thing and say Your Honour, may I stand? And I stood up and knocked half a dozen statements and attachments plus the water jug off the witness box. And nobody laughed. Probably because of after about 10 instances of clearing the court for some point of law discussion it had to be cleared again for water-jug-idiot break. And we’re still in the pre-trial hearing bit so apparently up for months more fun.My Mum once told me a story when she was a police officer giving evidence in a trial. She was going to say "and i executed a turn after the defendant" instead she said "i executed the defendant". She said the court room burst out laughing
Pro-tip to all women out there:
If your boyfriend does heaps of amazing s**t for you on Feb 14th you're either celebrating your first Valentines Day together or he's a disgusting rat-bastard sloth who is banging sluts on the side.
Your level of cynicism never ceases to amaze mePro-tip to all men out there:
Women will resent you for not putting effort in or will suspect you of cheating if you do put the hard yards in. Enjoy.
Yes. Its my job for Saturday along with UFare we running a supercoach league again this year? I suck but I'm keen
My Friend just sent me this, and i laughed so hard i couldn't not share it
TopkentIs there anyone who watches AFL outside Australia? I thought it was for free but appears more expensive than a standard AFL pass.
My Friend just sent me this, and i laughed so hard i couldn't not share it
Love it!!What were we saying about name changes confusing everyone?
Love it!!
By the by, with the Daisy profile pic, and the enormous collection of badges, you're hardly a Faceless Man ...
Oh ffs not you as wellWhat were we saying about name changes confusing everyone?
Oh ffs not you as well
I have... found ways around paying to watch itIs there anyone who watches AFL outside Australia? I thought it was for free but appears more expensive than a standard AFL pass.