Official Match Thread S24 Round 16 - Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[brahj]

brahj trying to sex a tree

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME USE THE WHORE TREE!! THE WARRIORS WILL BE QUITE MAD WHEN THEY REALISE I SPIKED THEIR GOO SYRUP WITH MY GOO, WHICH THEY WILL PROBABLY DRINK BECAUSE THAT IS FUNNY FOR ME TO SAY IN THIS POST!! HA HA!!

 

[I Dont Care]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME USE THE WHORE TREE!! THE WARRIORS WILL BE QUITE MAD WHEN THEY REALISE I SPIKED THEIR GOO SYRUP WITH MY GOO, WHICH THEY WILL PROBABLY DRINK BECAUSE THAT IS FUNNY FOR ME TO SAY IN THIS POST!! HA HA!!

That's not the whore tree, simpleton. It's the clothes line

 

[brahj]

That's not the whore tree, simpleton. It's the clothes line

Would explain why I got called a snowdropper by the arresting officer.

 

[Loonerty]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET ME USE THE WHORE TREE!! THE WARRIORS WILL BE QUITE MAD WHEN THEY REALISE I SPIKED THEIR GOO SYRUP WITH MY GOO, WHICH THEY WILL PROBABLY DRINK BECAUSE THAT IS FUNNY FOR ME TO SAY IN THIS POST!! HA HA!!

*CHUG

 

[Loonerty]

Oh dear, we might have to give brahj a wash.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Come on golden era, show us how it's done.

It’d just upset you ladies, people be taking banter serious these days.

 

[I Dont Care]

Would explain why I got called a snowdropper by the arresting officer.

 

[brahj]

*CHUG

GOO CHUGGERS LLLOOOOOOOOLLL MEANS THEY DRINK THE SEED OF OTHER MEN!!

 

[Loonerty]

GOO CHUGGERS LLLOOOOOOOOLLL MEANS THEY DRINK THE SEED OF OTHER MEN!!

 

[I Dont Care]

GOO CHUGGERS LLLOOOOOOOOLLL MEANS THEY DRINK THE SEED OF OTHER MEN!!

And by the taste of it, I'd say you were shooting another man's blanks

 

[brahj]

And by the taste of it, I'd say you were shooting another man's blanks

it's funny because sex

 

[spookism]

it's funny because sex

Heh

 

[I Dont Care]

Heh

Oh...they were your blanks then. How you managed to impregnate the sloth's gonads is worthy of a tale

 

[brahj]

Oh...they were your blanks then. How you managed to impregnate the sloth's gonads is worthy of a tale

lol how don't you know that? If you need to be told you probably don't even know.

 

[I Dont Care]

lol how don't you know that? If you need to be told you probably don't even know.

Well, David Attenborough did say that a sloths mating rituals were a comedy, so....

 

[DapperJong]

It’d just upset you ladies, people be taking banter serious these days.

 

[I Dont Care]

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I don't accept white flags...unless you're putting out?

 

[brahj]

Well, David Attenborough did say that a sloths mating rituals were a comedy, so....

What did he say about men in makeup who are obsessed with talking about sex?

I bet it was funny and insightful.

 

[I Dont Care]

What did he say about men in makeup who are obsessed with talking about sex?

I bet it was funny and insightful.

I never saw that one

 

[brahj]

I never saw that one

From now on I will read all your posts as Paul Stanley stage banter, thanks in advance.

 

[Itsmyshow]

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Probably a good idea for you to give it up before you start, tears are bad.

 

[brahj]

Probably a good idea for you to give it up before you start, tears are bad.

You'd be a good Dad.

 

[DapperJong]

Probably a good idea for you to give it up before you start, tears are bad.

Still waiting for some na$ty banter from one of the SFA golden era untouchables.

Getting really bored here mate.

 

[I Dont Care]

From now on I will read all your posts as Paul Stanley stage banter, thanks in advance.

Yes, you do that and who knows? Your voice may even break

 

[brahj]

Yes, you do that and who knows? Your voice may even break

Pulling out all the stops tonight, IDC. If this forum had a voice memo function I’m sure your next post would be “brahj is a real *fart noise*”.

Well you know what funny man? I’d probably laugh, so * off and grab your microphone you god damn piece of crap.