Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[BEEG]

Well done Bears on the win.

 

[Dav]

Just a casual 5 unanswered goals in 13 minutes required, if the Dragons can manage it why can't we?

 

[MWPP]

4 : 8.06 {lFP} - Jezmiester40 walks into goal.
4 : 8.09 {lFP} - That's a telling goal from Jezmiester40.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.8.98
Las Vegas Bears : 19.10.124

Something magical must‘ve been in Jezmiester40 ’s curry puffs to have improved his accuracy since everyone else missed

Oh and AuntyBlindEye - it’s nearly time for the platypus formation. Let’s give it another 5 mins to be safe

 

[Wosh]

Yes yes yes

Can’t you wait till after the game in the showers like everyone else?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Uncle_Leo ‘s all class too . Thoughts on being promoted to CHF Chantelle?

Unconfirmed reports emerging that it was in fact Chantelle who kicked that snag.

 

[Dinsdale]

3 : 14.43 {C} - Dinsdale coathangers Cap and then remonstrates with a few of his teammates. Calm down son or you'll get booked

You calm down you ******* idiotic dim-sim full of bugs

Sent by shoephone via Tapatoe

 

[Hate]

4 : 13 {rHBF} - He tries to find leobarryustar with a chip pass.
4 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.06 {CHF} - Its Manbearpig wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 13.1 {rFP} - A poor handpass but Tommycash is up to the challenge.
4 : 13.15 {rFP} - Tommycash screws it round his body.
4 : 13.19 {rFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Tommycash.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.9.99
Las Vegas Bears : 19.12.126
4 : 13.25 {FB} - TheInjuryFactory has it.
4 : 13.29 {FB} - Crackerjack bump by Jezmiester40 on TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 13.33 {FF} - Now tgrs has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.35 {FF} - tgrs opens up the goalface.
4 : 13.39 {FF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by tgrs.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.9.99
Las Vegas Bears : 20.12.132
4 : 13.43 {C} - Long tap from comewhatmay.
4 : 13.49 {lW} - pantskyle is now off and running.
4 : 13.53 {lHFF} - He handpasses to comewhatmay.
4 : 13.58 {lHFF} - comewhatmay from just outside the fifty ...
4 : 14.02 {lHFF} - comewhatmay's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
Las Vegas Bears : 20.12.132
4 : 14.08 {FB} - kane249 slowing down the play.
4 : 14.12 {FB} - He handpasses to MWPP.
4 : 14.16 {rBP} - He tries to find kane249 with a chip pass.
4 : 14.21 {rBP} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 14.22 {rBP} - kane249 streaming down the ground.
4 : 14.26 {lBP} - Passes to Magruder by hand.
4 : 14.31 {lBP} - He gets a handpass to MWPP.
4 : 14.33 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 14.37 {rBP} - kane249 stretches and takes the overhead mark.
4 : 14.41 {rBP} - kane249 with the ball now.
4 : 14.45 {CHB} - A worm burner to Fizzler.
4 : 14.49 {CHB} - Fizzler plucks that milimetres off the turf.
4 : 14.51 {CHB} - Fizzler signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 14.55 {CHB} - He handpasses to MWPP.
4 : 15 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 15.04 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Art Vandelay_ was well placed to clean up.
4 : 15.06 {CHB} - Fizzler runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 15.1 {lW} - Kicks in the direction of hilly.
4 : 15.14 {lW} - Over the head of hilly.
4 : 15.18 {lW} - hilly dances around Tonga Bob.
4 : 15.22 {CHF} - A measured kick in the direction of Its Manbearpig.
4 : 15.24 {CHF} - Smoooothy will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 15.28 {CHF} - Its Manbearpig takes them on.
4 : 15.33 {rHFF} - Quick hands to RookiePick.
4 : 15.35 {rHFF} - RookiePick is crunched in a tackle by candiehappy.
4 : 15.38 {lHBF} - Not enough pressure on candiehappy.
4 : 15.43 {lHBF} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 15.47 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to candiehappy. As good as a kick.
4 : 15.51 {lHBF} - Someone call an ambulance for candiehappy. RookiePick lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 15.53 {rHFF} - RookiePick looks downfield.
4 : 15.57 {FF} - He involves tgrs in the play.
4 : 16.01 {FF} - tgrs wants a goal.
4 : 16.06 {FF} - tgrs gets the goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
Las Vegas Bears : 21.12.138
4 : 16.07 {C} - comewhatmay times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : 16.16 {rW} - Quality gather by Tonga Bob.
4 : 16.2 {C} - A quick handpass to Dinsdale.
4 : 16.22 {CHF} - Handballs to harry000.
4 : 16.26 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
4 : 16.3 {CHF} - And harry000 scores one behind.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.11.101
Las Vegas Bears : 21.12.138
4 : 16.37 {FB} - kane249 looks downfield.
4 : 16.4 {lHBF} - Boots the ball toward Hawks1994.
4 : 16.45 {lHBF} - Brilliant mark by Hawks1994!.
4 : 16.49 {lHBF} - Hawks1994 has it.
4 : 16.51 - <<< Test Tickle is coming on to replace AuntyBlindEye >>>
4 : 16.59 {lHBF} - Hawks1994 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 17.03 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 17.07 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 17.09 {lW} - Now Cadaver has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.13 {lW} - Cadaver dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 17.17 {lHFF} - Cadaver touches the ball to the ground.
4 : 17.22 {lHFF} - Quick hands to comewhatmay.
4 : 17.23 {lHFF} - Flicks it to pantskyle.
4 : 17.28 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to comewhatmay.
4 : 17.32 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of BEEG.
4 : 17.36 {FF} - But in the way is Matera92.
4 : 17.38 {FB} - Matera92 slowing down the play.
4 : 17.42 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards kane249.
4 : 17.46 {rBP} - kane249 can't take it.
4 : 17.51 {rBP} - kane249 assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 17.53 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Test Tickle. As good as a kick.
4 : 17.57 {rBP} - Cap runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 18.01 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to Test Tickle.
4 : 18.05 {lHBF} - A measured kick to Hawks1994.
4 : 18.07 {lHBF} - Freofalcon is in the way and will mark.
4 : 18.11 {rHFF} - Its hard and tough but Freofalcon wins possession.
4 : 18.15 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Kabanna.
4 : 18.19 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 18.23 {FF} - Poor option and Matera92 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 18.25 {FB} - Matera92 fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 18.3 {lHBF} - A short kick to Hawks1994.
4 : 18.34 {lHBF} - Too long for Hawks1994 and Freofalcon marks.
4 : 18.38 {CHF} - Randomizor with a little space.
4 : 18.4 {CHF} - But he's been nabbed by Fizzler.
4 : 18.45 {CHB} - So Fizzler ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 18.48 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Art Vandelay_ runs onto it.
4 : 18.52 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Hawks1994.
4 : 18.55 {lHBF} - But Hawks1994 tripped up Freofalcon.
4 : 18.58 {CHF} - Randomizor to send the ball forward.
4 : 19.02 {CHF} - Randomizor nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 19.07 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to comewhatmay.
4 : 19.09 {CHF} - Hands it off to pantskyle.
4 : 19.13 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to Kabanna.
4 : 19.17 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 19.21 {rHFF} - Freofalcon can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 19.25 {rHBF} - Art Vandelay_ sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.27 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 19.31 {C} - MKMatty pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
4 : 19.36 {C} - MKMatty takes off.
4 : 19.4 {C} - Dinsdale applies the tackle.
4 : 19.42 {C} - Dinsdale looking for a lead.
4 : 19.46 {lW} - Cadaver on the end of this.
4 : 19.5 {lW} - A long looping handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 19.54 {lW} - He handpasses to Cadaver.
4 : 19.57 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Dinsdale.
4 : 20 {C} - Dinsdale stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
4 : 20.04 {C} - Dinsdale signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 20.08 {C} - A long looping handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 20.11 {C} - pantskyle has time to take a bounce.
4 : 20.15 {lW} - Hands it off to Cadaver.
4 : 20.19 {lW} - Cadaver sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 20.23 {lW} - An underground handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 20.25 {lW} - Cap sews him up!.
4 : 20.29 {C} - MKMatty has it.
4 : 20.33 {C} - MKMatty sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 20.37 {lW} - hilly screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 20.42 {lW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.43 {rW} - The ball is now with Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.48 {lW} - Quick hands to Cadaver.
4 : 20.52 {lW} - Cadaver bounces the ball.
4 : 20.54 {lW} - Cadaver has wild shot at goal.
4 : 20.58 {lW} - And Cadaver doesn't disappoint us.
Coney Island Warriors : 16.11.107
Las Vegas Bears : 21.12.138
4 : 21.02 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 21.1 {lW} - Taking the ball is Cadaver.
4 : 21.13 {rW} - Huge handpass to Tonga Bob. As good as a kick.
4 : 21.16 {CHF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 21.21 {CHF} - Fizzler did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 21.25 {CHB} - Fizzler with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.27 {CHB} - Randomizor sews Fizzler up in a fantastic tackle.
4 : 21.31 {rHFF} - Who wants it? Freofalcon does. Great stuff.
4 : 21.35 {rHFF} - Freofalcon nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 21.39 {lFP} - A poor handpass but Raveneyes is up to the challenge.
4 : 21.41 {lFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 21.45 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 21.5 {lFP} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Coney Island Warriors : 17.11.113
Las Vegas Bears : 21.12.138
4 : 21.53 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Test Tickle.
4 : 22 {rW} - Cap has a paddock.
4 : 22.04 {rW} - Test Tickle on the end of this.
4 : 22.08 {C} - He tries to find MKMatty with a chip pass.
4 : 22.12 {C} - But Dinsdale is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 22.15 {C} - Dinsdale wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.18 {C} - Dinsdale has run too far.
4 : 22.22 {C} - MKMatty to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.27 {rW} - An underground handpass to Lemon Boi.
4 : 22.29 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 22.32 {lHFF} - Absolute hanger by Uncle_Leo!.
4 : 22.37 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo slowing down the play.
4 : 22.41 {lHFF} - Uncle_Leo sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 22.43 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to Test Tickle. As good as a kick.
4 : 22.47 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 22.52 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Cap.
4 : 22.55 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 22.58 {rHFF} - But he picks out candiehappy.
4 : 23.02 {CHB} - The ball is now with Smoooothy.
4 : 23.06 {CHB} - Smoooothy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 23.1 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - Tonga Bob looks to get to thre front.
4 : 23.12 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 23.16 {C} - MKMatty has possession.
4 : 23.2 {C} - Passes to MWPP by hand.
4 : 23.24 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 23.28 {lHFF} - leobarryustar did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 23.31 {rHBF} - leobarryustar looks downfield.
4 : 23.34 {C} - A flat punt.
4 : 23.38 {C} - Dinsdale and MKMatty both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 23.43 {C} - MKMatty signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.45 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 23.49 {lHFF} - Too long for Uncle_Leo and leobarryustar marks.
4 : 23.53 {rHBF} - leobarryustar takes off.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 24 {CHB} - Smoooothy screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.04 {CHB} - Its Manbearpig rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 24.08 {CHF} - Its Manbearpig looking for a lead.
4 : 24.12 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of tgrs.
4 : 24.14 {FF} - No mark taken as tgrs and Wooshette wrestle for position.
4 : 24.18 {FF} - tgrs with the ball now.
4 : 24.22 {FF} - tgrs has a shot at goal.
4 : 24.26 {FF} - Run through by Wooshette for a point.
Coney Island Warriors : 17.11.113
Las Vegas Bears : 21.13.139
4 : 24.32 {FB} - zackah has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.36 {lHBF} - A measured kick to candiehappy.
4 : 24.4 {lHBF} - candiehappy plucks that milimetres off the turf.
4 : 24.45 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking candiehappy.
4 : 24.47 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to leobarryustar.
4 : 24.51 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to candiehappy.
4 : 24.55 {lHBF} - candiehappy has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - Another bounce taken by candiehappy.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Coney Island Warriors : 17.11.113
Las Vegas Bears : 21.13.139
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Match Over!

 

[MWPP]

Unconfirmed reports emerging that it was in fact Chantelle who kicked that snag.

Spoiler

Absolutely
It’s not as if the committee can do anything about it as the Polyjuice Potion worked ...

 

[Test Tickle]

OH MY DOG
thanks Hate

 

[Hate]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
CIW               2    0        9    1        14   6        17   11   113      
LVB               9    2        12   4        18   7        21   13   139      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
TheInjuryF  0  4  11 8  1  0  2  0  0   59  kane249      0  6  3  7  3  0  2  0  0   47
Wooshette   0  5  5  13 1  0  0  0  0   60  Matera92     0  10 9  7  1  0  0  0  0   75
zackah      0  5  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   28  Magruder     0  3  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   16
leobarryus  0  4  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   26  Art Vandel   0  5  6  11 3  0  1  0  0   64
Smoooothy   0  6  3  5  0  0  2  0  0   31  Fizzler      0  6  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
candiehapp  0  7  5  6  0  1  2  0  0   43  Hawks1994    0  8  6  6  0  0  2  0  0   48
Tonga Bob   0  8  7  16 3  2  1  0  0   88  Lemon Boi    0  14 2  6  1  2  3  0  0   57
Dinsdale    0  8  7  20 0  0  3  1  0   82  MKMatty      0  5  2  10 0  1  1  0  0   39
Cadaver     0  12 3  14 0  1  2  1  1   75  hilly        0  12 0  12 6  2  1  1  0   89
Freofalcon  0  5  6  7  1  1  0  0  1   53  RookiePick   0  9  3  5  1  1  1  0  1   49
Randomizor  0  5  7  6  0  2  4  0  0   38  Its Manbea   0  9  5  11 1  0  0  1  2   76
Kabanna     0  5  5  8  1  1  0  0  1   52  Uncle_Leo    0  11 6  6  2  1  0  4  1   97
Itsmyshow   0  3  1  1  1  0  0  1  2   26  Tommycash    0  2  0  0  1  0  0  0  2   12
BEEG        0  6  0  0  2  0  0  6  0   62  tgrs         0  13 1  0  3  0  0  9  4  112
Raveneyes   0  2  0  2  0  0  0  1  0   16  Jezmiester   0  3  0  1  0  0  0  3  0   29
comewhatma  14 15 0  11 4  1  1  1  2  103  Test Tickl   1  2  1  3  2  2  0  0  0   26
pantskyle   0  12 0  17 5  4  1  3  1  110  Cap          0  15 6  18 4  1  0  2  1  129
harry000    0  14 0  13 13 1  2  2  1  128  MWPP         0  12 0  15 5  7  0  0  1   94
Papa Juggs  0  3  0  0  0  0  0  1  2   17  Ok Boomer    0  5  4  5  1  0  2  0  0   35
Frankston   0  1  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   15  AuntyBlind   14 9  0  9  4  3  0  1  1   85

            CIW   LVB
Hitouts   : 14   15 
Kicks     : 130  159 
Marks     : 65   57 
Handballs : 159  137 
Tackles   : 32   38 
Frees For : 14   20 
Frees Ag. : 20   14 
Smothers  : 1    1 
Ironouts  : 12   11 
Inside50  : 22   25 
Goals     : 17   21 
Behinds   : 11   13

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.07 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
2.44 - Behind to Its Manbearpig (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
4 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 13 point(s).
6.18 - Goal to Uncle_Leo (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
7.55 - Goal to hilly (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).
13.52 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 19 point(s).
16.28 - Goal to harry000 (CIW) - LVB by 13 point(s).
17.17 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
17.36 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).
18.17 - Goal to Uncle_Leo (LVB) - LVB by 31 point(s).
20.04 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 37 point(s).
22.16 - Behind to AuntyBlindEye (LVB) - LVB by 38 point(s).
23.38 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 44 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.01 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 45 point(s).
1.57 - Behind to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 46 point(s).
6.25 - Rushed behind to CIW - LVB by 45 point(s).
7.11 - Goal to harry000 (CIW) - LVB by 39 point(s).
10.03 - Goal to Papa Juggs (CIW) - LVB by 33 point(s).
11.58 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 39 point(s).
16.34 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 33 point(s).
16.59 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - LVB by 27 point(s).
17.51 - Goal to Itsmyshow (CIW) - LVB by 21 point(s).
19.11 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
19.54 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 21 point(s).
21.1 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
21.35 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - LVB by 21 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.01 - Goal to Its Manbearpig (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
2.09 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 21 point(s).
3.47 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
4.17 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 28 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to comewhatmay (CIW) - LVB by 22 point(s).
7.53 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - LVB by 16 point(s).
8.22 - Behind to Freofalcon (CIW) - LVB by 15 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 9 point(s).
10.4 - Rushed behind to CIW - LVB by 8 point(s).
11.07 - Behind to Papa Juggs (CIW) - LVB by 7 point(s).
12.27 - Rushed behind to CIW - LVB by 6 point(s).
13.02 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - scores level.
15.34 - Goal to Uncle_Leo (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
16.4 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
17.01 - Behind to comewhatmay (CIW) - LVB by 11 point(s).
18.21 - Goal to AuntyBlindEye (LVB) - LVB by 17 point(s).
19.46 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 18 point(s).
22.51 - Behind to RookiePick (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
24.36 - Goal to Uncle_Leo (LVB) - LVB by 25 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.34 - Behind to Itsmyshow (CIW) - LVB by 24 point(s).
3.09 - Behind to Itsmyshow (CIW) - LVB by 23 point(s).
3.33 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 17 point(s).
6.12 - Behind to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 18 point(s).
6.39 - Behind to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
7.28 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 20 point(s).
8.13 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
9.55 - Behind to pantskyle (CIW) - LVB by 25 point(s).
12.52 - Behind to Tommycash (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
13.21 - Behind to Tommycash (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
13.43 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).
14.04 - Behind to comewhatmay (CIW) - LVB by 32 point(s).
16.07 - Goal to tgrs (LVB) - LVB by 38 point(s).
16.34 - Behind to harry000 (CIW) - LVB by 37 point(s).
21.02 - Goal to Cadaver (CIW) - LVB by 31 point(s).
21.53 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - LVB by 25 point(s).
24.28 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 26 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
Frankston Rover      0 (On) 32.22 (Off) Total : 32%
Wooshette            0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) 39.37 (Off) 68.34 (On) Total : 71%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Smoooothy            0 (On) Total : 100%
candiehappy          0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cadaver              0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Randomizor           0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) 17.59 (Off) 39.37 (On) Total : 78%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
BEEG                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Papa Juggs           0 (On) 68.34 (Off) Total : 68%
comewhatmay          0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
harry000             0 (On) Total : 100%
Kabanna              0 (Off) 17.59 (On) Total : 81%
leobarryustar        0 (Off) 32.22 (On) Total : 67%

LVB
Magruder             0 (On) 8.43 (Off) 39.26 (On) Total : 69%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Fizzler              0 (On) 1.48 (Off) 8.43 (On) 24.06 (Off) 53.21 (On) Total : 64%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) 53.21 (Off) 77.24 (On) Total : 76%
Hawks1994            0 (On) Total : 100%
Lemon Boi            0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) 67.46 (Off) 76.05 (On) Total : 91%
Ok Boomer            0 (On) 77.24 (Off) Total : 77%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Its Manbearpig       0 (On) Total : 100%
Uncle_Leo            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash            0 (On) Total : 100%
tgrs                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) Total : 100%
AuntyBlindEye        0 (On) 91.51 (Off) Total : 91%
Test Tickle          0 (On) 3.17 (Off) 24.06 (On) 39.26 (Off) 65.57 (On) 86.5 (Off) 91.51 (On) Total : 48%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
hilly                0 (Off) 3.17 (On) 76.05 (Off) 86.5 (On) Total : 85%
MKMatty              0 (Off) 1.48 (On) 65.57 (Off) 67.46 (On) Total : 95%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In a resume-material performance, Art Vandelay_ won the bout with Kabanna. - 73m from 21 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Art Vandelay_ and zackah were evenly matched. - 2m from 13 to 15.
• While not all all one-way, AuntyBlindEye came out tops over the brave comewhatmay. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, BEEG was slightly more polished than Matera92. - 81m from 12 to 93.
• While not all all one-way, Cadaver had the better of Lemon Boi. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, Cap came out tops over the brave Dinsdale. - 66m from 1 to 67.
• In an enthralling contest, Cap did very well against pantskyle. - 22m from 76 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dinsdale beat MKMatty today - but not by much. - 30m from 68 to 98.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Fizzler gave Randomizor a hiding. - 41m from 55 to 96.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Jezmiester40 beat Frankston Rover today - but not by much. - 27m from 1 to 28.
• In a solid performance, Freofalcon won the bout with Hawks1994. - 81m from 15 to 96.
• While not all all one-way, pantskyle was slightly more polished than hilly. - 70m from 5 to 75.
• While not all all one-way, Its Manbearpig had the better of Smoooothy. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Itsmyshow came out tops over the brave Magruder. - 49m from 40 to 89.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Test Tickle was slightly more polished than Itsmyshow. - 0m from 38 to 38.
• Neither having much reason to brag, leobarryustar had the better of Jezmiester40. - 27m from 43 to 70.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Jezmiester40 massacred TheInjuryFactory. - 0m from 83 to 83.
• While very slim pickings for both players, MKMatty came out tops over the brave Papa Juggs. - 48m from 13 to 61.
• In a resume-material performance, harry000 exposed MWPP's frailties. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• Bordering on a training run, Tonga Bob massacred Ok Boomer. - 69m from 1 to 70.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Randomizor either broke even with kane249 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 41m from 6 to 47.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, kane249 and Raveneyes had an epic contest. - 7m from 89 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Test Tickle had the better of Raveneyes. - 0m from 77 to 77.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Tommycash and Raveneyes were evenly matched. - 27m from 1 to 28.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between candiehappy and RookiePick - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Test Tickle exposed comewhatmay's frailties. - 5m from 92 to 97.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Test Tickle and pantskyle had an epic contest. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• In an epic battle, not much between TheInjuryFactory and Uncle_Leo - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 70m from 0 to 70.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, zackah gave Tommycash a bath. - 56m from 43 to 99.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Tonga Bob gave hilly a bit of a touch-up. - 6m from 90 to 96.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that kane249 had the better game against Tonga Bob - although there was very little in it. - 4m from 80 to 84.
• Bordering on a training run, Uncle_Leo was way too good for leobarryustar. - 26m from 73 to 99.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, tgrs massacred Wooshette. - 97m from 2 to 99.

 

[MWPP]

4 : 13.33 {FF} - Now tgrs has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.35 {FF} - tgrs opens up the goalface.
4 : 13.39 {FF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by tgrs.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.9.99
Las Vegas Bears : 20.12.132

4 : 16.01 {FF} - tgrs wants a goal.
4 : 16.06 {FF} - tgrs gets the goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
Las Vegas Bears : 21.12.138

If we go on to hold on then I’ll say that you were the difference today tgrs . All class .

 

[Dav]

If we go on to hold on then I’ll say that you were the difference today @tgrs . All class .

In other news, grass is green. Thanks for the hot take.

 

[Test Tickle]

GO THE MIGHTY BEARS

 

[MWPP]

Thanks for the week Warriors. We made the best of a contrived rivalry. See you in round 16

In a resume-material performance, harry000 exposed MWPP's frailties. - 96m from 2 to 98.

And well done harry000 on smashing me in the individual battle

To my bears teammates - keep an eye out for the teamsheet against the gumbies

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Plastic junk club.

You sure are.

 

[pantskyle]

You sure are.

The Bombers?

 

[Dav]

Good game Bears. It is my sad duty to present the Dinsdale Memorial Trophy to your pseudo-captain Test Tickle.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

The Bombers?

Didn't even think he had a club anymore did he? Didn't see him on a team sheet. Strange carry on for a bystander.

 

[pantskyle]

Didn't even think he had a club anymore did he? Didn't see him on a team sheet. Strange carry on for a bystander.

Guess teams must have actual fan.

 

[BEEG]

tgrs kissed on the dick in this league, Thanks for the week Bears.

 

[kane249]

 

[Wosh]

Well thank you for the week Bears, pretend Bears, Bear lovers, Blow ins, Blows outs, Blow jobs and Blow me down
It was very entertaining and enjoyable!




@Shout out to Test Tickle love your work, see you on the Island next season xx

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Thanks Hate for posting.

Great game Warriors. I had fun on the one day I showed up.

Should be a good rematch later in the season.

GO BEARS! VERY PROUD OF ALL YOUR EFFORTS.

While not all all one-way, AuntyBlindEye came out tops over the brave comewhatmay. - 100m from 0 to 100.

Well done comewhatmay, regardless of what that says I reckon you won the ruck duel.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good game Test Tickle and co, thanks for a good week to the few who braved it.

Unlucky Wazzas, we've always traditionally battled in Wasp Round, but we'll find our sting again next week.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thanks Hate for posting.

Great game Warriors. I had fun on the one day I showed up.

Should be a good rematch later in the season.

GO BEARS! VERY PROUD OF ALL YOUR EFFORTS.


Well done comewhatmay, regardless of what that says I reckon you won the ruck duel.

At least you're honest. You may win me back yet.