Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

[bomberclifford]

that's a completely different movie about a talking dog scientist with the voice of dolph lundgren

Is that the one with full penetration?

 

[bomberclifford]

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Young Ken to be played by James Badge Dale (The Departed, World War Z).

James will need to work on his dopey look. Appears way too intelligent.

 

[Ilias M]

Congrats to Kenny becoming the record holder overtaking Bill Stephen's 258 games as the longest serving coach without reaching the big dance.

Thank you PAFC board for being ruthless keeping our very own Joe Biden



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[philreich]

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Young Ken to be played by James Badge Dale (The Departed, World War Z).

With the theme song for the movie being "The Great Pretender" by The Platters. The words describe Ken perfectly:

Yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
I seem to be
What I'm not, you see........

 

[PowerBaz]

I'm actually going to this.

Take a name tag that says White Noise

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Micheal Berryman as Koch
Danny Devito as Davies
Dolph Lungren as Chadbro (Dream Sequence only)
Steve Buscemi as Richo
Seth Rogan as Dixon
Ken Stinkley as himself

Michael Berryman is a good one.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Warrick Davis?

Nailed it.

 

[Us against the rest]

I keep hoping when I hear the news throughout the day, that there is breaking news in sport that Hinkley is to retire at seasons end, then I wake up.

 

[philreich]

I keep hoping when I hear the news throughout the day, that there is breaking news in sport that Hinkley is to retire at seasons end, then I wake up.

I probably shouldn't, but when I think about Ken being struck down with an illness, I'm reminded of that episode of Fawlty Towers when Basil is told about someone getting sick, and his sarcastic reply is, "Well let's hope it's nothing trivial."

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bruce Willis (current state) as Koch
John Malcovitch as Davies
Steve Austin as Chadbro
Steve Carrell as Richo
Jason Momoa as Dixon
Jeff Daniels as Hinkley

 

[Contested Marx]

I probably shouldn't, but when I think about Ken being struck down with an illness, I'm reminded of that episode of Fawlty Towers when Basil is told about someone getting sick, and his sarcastic reply is, "Well let's hope it's nothing trivial."

Doesn't he end up dead lol.

When Hinkles departs I shall Minkoff l mimic his dance for joy at the kippers being untouched

 

[Bump Bailey]

Bruce Willis (current state) as Koch
John Malcovitch as Davies
Steve Austin as Chadbro
Steve Carrell as Richo
Jason Momoa as Dixon
Jeff Daniels as Hinkley

Vernon Troyer or Quentin Kenihan as Jedrea.

 

[Steve Dore]

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Young Ken to be played by James Badge Dale (The Departed, World War Z).

James Badge Dale also played Robert Leckie in The Pacific. The similarities between that role and playing the mighty non-coward Kenny Hinkley are spooky.

 

[philreich]

Of course I'll only believe it if it actually happens, but Caroline Wilson tonight on 5AA, "If Port misses the 8, Ken Hinkley is gone."

 

[afl2004]

Of course I'll only believe it if it actually happens, but Caroline Wilson tonight on 5AA, "If Port misses the 8, Ken Hinkley is gone."

If I become I billionaire a super model will blow me , mine 100x more likely

 

[philreich]

If I become I billionaire a super model will blow me , mine 100x more likely

Come on - Caroline might actually be right for once .

 

[Doctor Feel]

Big fan of Kens version of "learning" about playing injured players is just the grand plan of resting Dixon.

Play Rozee with a string though.

 

[Us against the rest]

Of course I'll only believe it if it actually happens, but Caroline Wilson tonight on 5AA, "If Port misses the 8, Ken Hinkley is gone."

Easy to say, like we are going miss the 8 and she knows it.

 

[RossFC]

I wonder who recently joined the board

 

[El_Scorcho]

We're not going to miss the 8, the bar as usual is far too low.

We'll go out with a whimper in another finals series and they'll give him the final year of his contract where all of a sudden Ken will flatly deny a succession plan existing and claim he wants to coach on, which will lead to Koch extending his contract the second we're 2 wins above 0.500.

Until this campaigner is gone, I don't believe a word of any succession plan talk. It's bullshit used to placate disenfranchised supporters without having to actually address that Ken Hinkley is the most mediocre football coach of all time. They repeatedly kick the can down the road, this is just more of it.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Of course I'll only believe it if it actually happens, but Caroline Wilson tonight on 5AA, "If Port misses the 8, Ken Hinkley is gone."

Its hard to believe given the last 11 years, but it would explain the ridiculous over celebrating of the last 2 weeks. We know his real goal is contract extensions.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

As the hot one has stated, the bar is super low considering our list is in the premiership window.

We should be vying for flags not the 8.

Terrible.

 

[Capital Power]

We exist to scrape into the 8 so the coach isn't fired.

 

[PortVic]

Please tell me that was Ken’s Greyhound syndicate that won the $150 million last night

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Bruce Willis (current state) as Koch
John Malcovitch as Davies
Steve Austin as Chadbro
Steve Carrell as Richo
Jason Momoa as Dixon
Jeff Daniels as Hinkley

I feel you.