Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[afl2004]

View attachment 1827682

The devil has many forms

 

[afl2004]

He's dressed for a funeral.
Fitting considering the clubs culture is dead.

Because that's his mentality

 

[PAFC66]

The whole era is basically 'What about Never Tear Us Apart though' .. we found a sing-song & zero substance everywhere else.

The irony is we are so torn apart due to these bald campaigners it's not funny.

 

[longdonkey]

View attachment 1827682
WTF does he think he's in The Sopranos

 

[Doctor Feel]

View attachment 1827682

I see he is leaning into the cult leader aesthetic.

 

[PAFC66]

 

[Workingclass]

I don't think he's checked out, I think he believes he's doing enough to keep the job as long as he wants. It isn't that he has stopped trying, it's that he's stopped trying to be better. And any criticism to his performance isn't met with modest reflection, but outrage and indignation.

Also, he's assembled a coterie of junior staffers who think he's the ducks guts for reasons unknown.

Sent from my Nokia 7.2 using Tapatalk

With Stewart joining coaching staff, he's assembled a coterie of people whose careers he's prolonged. Kenny is definitely the Godfather.

 

[Scodges]

View attachment 1827682

Here we have a Hinx wannabe from the movie Spectre.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Steve Dore]

Universal reminder that the past eight premiers came here during that year and won, and often cite the experience as providing the inner-belief and confidence that they could go all the way:

View attachment 1827161

Serious question — is the club and its key figures even aware of metrics and factoids like this?

It’s frightening how often they say things that are instantly refutable.

"I look at the data" - David Koch, September 2023.

Koch may look at the data but he has no idea what to infer from it.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Can't stop thinking about how over emotional & cooked he looked last night.

His lack of impulse control makes me wonder about CTE sometimes.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Enviable Tradition]

View attachment 1827682
WTF does he think he's in The Sopranos

He wants you to know he was at the funeral. It's all part of the messaging.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[NoddyHolder]

He wants you to know he was at the funeral. It's all part of the messaging.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Donna told him if wanted to wear 2 shirts on the same day he could iron them himself. Be ****ed if he was going to do that

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

His lack of impulse control makes me wonder about CTE sometimes.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Are you taking about his excess Cheese Toastie Eating?

 

[JimmyBC]

Master narcissist. It's an act.

I think he's just in punch in punch out mode, mentally not really in it.

But hey no one is there to pull the cord so on we go.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Thanks for the recaps because i'd rather s**t in my hands and clap than listen to that bumbling idiot talk.

 

[StuMan]

View attachment 1827682

What a stupid face. * him.

 

[Capital Power]

"I look at the data" - David Koch, September 2023.

Koch may look at the data but he has no idea what to infer from it.

Presumably the data he gets comes from Jordy. Complete with Comic Sans and emojis.

 

[PowerBaz]

"I look at the data" - David Koch, September 2023.

Koch may look at the data but he has no idea what to infer from it.

Anybody can look at ‘selective data’ for their narrative. Why has no journalist pulled him up on it?

 

[Papa G]

Lol at the black on black on black look. Just fukcing lol. What a complete piece of sh!t he is.

 

[dirty2]

View attachment 1827682
WTF does he think he's in The Sopranos

Pity he isn’t…. Would be knocked off in the first 5mins

 

[sobrave]

"I look at the data" - David Koch, September 2023.

Koch may look at the data but he has no idea what to infer from it.

What about the data that says coaches that have been there 11 years and haven't even made a grand final can't win premierships?

I like how we're not even pretending the flag is a goal now.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

View attachment 1827682
WTF does he think he's in The Sopranos

I think he was going for Johnny Cash "Born To Lose"

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[philreich]

View attachment 1827682

Thanks - I was looking for something for my dartboard......

 

[simba_]

there was a bit where he fawns over over the table of "the playing group", like he's Cinderella's mother staring at her daughter in her wedding gown, he's like "i just caught the eye of one.......... jeremy.......... ".

he said at one point "there's no more important moment as a Port Adelaide player than that minute of Never Tear Us Apart" and went on about NTUA for a couple of minutes. it is weird to hone in on that and obviously weird to call it the most important moment playing for us.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

"I look at the data" - David Koch, September 2023.

Koch may look at the data but he has no idea what to infer from it.

He looked at the data and threw out the Finals data and made "decisions" based on minor round win percentages.