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[Sando22]

The Badelaide board is fairly melty at the moment. A fantastic little place.

Here's a bit of gold in relation to that big skirt they signed on a 5 year deal worth $550k per season!

"Jenkins – FFS Pyke do you watch the replay and see how noncompetitive this guy is. Surely there’s more to it than just “structure”. Sauce kicks his second and we have abit of momentum. The ball goes into the forward line and Jenkins does one of his normal noncompetitive, lame ass non attempts at a contested mark. We will not be playing in the final week in September if we keep persisting with a soft utensil like this guy."

 

[Russian Demon]

This was made for this thread:
Although the message could be condensed down to "Why are we s**t?"

You see the guy who did #fages and got some poor woman in argentina asking what the hell was going on?

 

[CTHORANGE]

This was made for this thread:
Although the message could be condensed down to "Why are we s**t?"

They made the grand final last year, and half way through the next season you'd think the club was about to fold. Get a grip adelaide!

Though one question I would want answered if I was them is why does one of their best players want to leave every year?!

 

[Proper Gander]

They made the grand final last year, and half way through the next season you'd think the club was about to fold. Get a grip adelaide!

Though one question I would want answered if I was them is why does one of their best players want to leave every year?!

It’s actually pretty weird. I don’t even mind Adelaide - can get a bit hot but on the other hand has some great food and wine. Mind you, I’ve never tried living there.

 

[Cannon82]

This was made for this thread:
Although the message could be condensed down to "Why are we s**t?"

Updates on the website photo gallery hasn't been updated since last year.

Incisive line of questioning. Don Pyke would want to have an answer.

 

[Proper Gander]

Incisive line of questioning. Don Pyke would want to have an answer.

In order:

1. Dunno
2. Might have been a bad idea all round, let’s not dwell
3. Luck, Gods, voodoo etc.
4. Hi Crows! Enjoying the ride? Weflyasone...
5. Whoops
6. They want to leave and we’re working out how to blame them for it and, frankly, it’s a struggle
7. Poisoned

 

[bigdog43]

Is there a mob on BF more fun to wind up than the blooz?

We're very fragile at the moment

 

[CWaffles]

We're very fragile at the moment

Don't worry, we were there for the past 10 years.

I dont think a lot of us will recover from that period of our lives.

 

[Tulip]

New
Harris Andrews - Key defender (21 years old)
Brodie Grundy - Ruck (24 years old - surprised he's this old!)
Patrick Cripps - Inside Mid (23 years old)
Charlie Curnow - Key forward (21 years old)

Strongly considered Jesse Hogan as a KPF, he's certainly shown a lot more than Curnow, however I feel that Curnow's ceiling is WAY higher. He could be absolutely anything. Would be extremely happy with either.

Pick your four to build a team around - main board.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Pick your four to build a team around - main board.

Carlton supporter?

 

[Tulip]

After a 10 game winning streak

We are ******.

What the **** is going on it inexcusable.

**** off simpson you campaigner

 

[schmuttt]

Anyone else read the Gaff thread on demonland?

 

[Russian Demon]

Anyone else read the Gaff thread on demonland?

Thanks, i just lost 15 IQ points reading that.

Place is still a festering turd of a forum, so many people loudly proclaiming they have inside info. And a few who have NFI about modern football.

 

[TheCount]

Anyone else read the Gaff thread on demonland?

Highlights? I make a rule to only go on there for preseason training reports

 

[Russian Demon]

Highlights? I make a rule to only go on there for preseason training reports

- Inside word is Gaff will only sign with Melb if he comes home.
- Shitfight about Rory Sloane being a better option
- Increase in offer from Weagles basically means he'll stay
- Blindly optimistic from some muppet who thinks its all going to happen anyway with some voodoo

 

[Headless]

- Inside word is Gaff will only sign with Melb if he comes home.

To be fair, it does seem unlikely Gaff would sign with Melbourne should he not come home.

 

[schmuttt]

- Inside word is Gaff will only sign with Melb if he comes home.
- Shitfight about Rory Sloane being a better option
- Increase in offer from Weagles basically means he'll stay
- Blindly optimistic from some muppet who thinks its all going to happen anyway with some voodoo

You forgot the bloke who insisted Gaff has never won a B&F then when it was pointed out to him he said he fluked it.

 

[Russian Demon]

To be fair, it does seem unlikely Gaff would sign with Melbourne should he not come home.

This reading was also pointed out at length

 

[Headless]

This reading was also pointed out at length

I thought I was cool.

Turns out I'm not.

 

[Headless]

In other news, West Coast board describing their situation as "rock bottom".

If only they knew.

 

[Russian Demon]

In other news, West Coast board describing their situation as "rock bottom".

If only they knew.

The longer you win, the harder the losses bite

 

[markm106]

I don’t venture into demonland much. I think last time I did it was suggested we should rest Tmac for QB.

 

[mrmonkey]

As much as I hate the fact that it was Essendon, it's nice seeing West Coast lose. I love a good shock loss particularly when it's from an averaged interstate side. Unfortunately Melbourne has been on the receiving end of that too often. Anyway slipping from top two is rock bottom apparently. It's not great West Coast need to finish top to but yeah not a disaster lol

 

[BG32]

Even better lets roll the cocky underachieving pretenders they are!

After all they are still Melbourne. And it would be very StKilda to stick it right up them.

 

[Sando22]

I forgot they still existed until I saw our fixture for this weekend.