- Nov 20, 2008
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I was watching the finals series last year and I was emotionally swept up in the hubbub of the Bulldogs success that my analytical part of my brain was temporarily blinded or switched of for the time being. I watched it once again for more clues as to how they did it. However I could not find anything or anyone that was standing out for me. So I made my decision and ventured undercover to the Whitten Oval, the Bulldog base of operations in the darkest part of night. I set out for the venue at 10:30pm to be there at 11pm sharp or blunt.
I parked my car about 2-3 minutes away from the facility. The purpose was two-fold 1) so that the ride wasn't detected by cameras and 2) I needed a good stretching jog/run. I also brought a breaking and entering kit just in case. I rocked up to the joint and it looked rather plain just one or two cameras nothing too difficult. So I entered the compound and I had the W.O. layout on hand so I wasn't going in completely blind. Inside I saw the trophy cabinet and their newly acquired 2016 trophy and I stood their in awe, for a minute, I had a Mission Wrap you see. I referred back to the layout and it said Premiership Room in big bold Red white and blue letters. So I went there and I was confronted by some of the highest tech I have ever seen. I looked at my watch it was coming up to midnight so I better make my move. The Secrets have to be here I could sense it. I sprayed the room so that I could see the electronic trip wires and in the middle of the room was a very well protected filing cabinet with the sign that said Premiership Formula I was skillful enough not to alert any of the sensors as I retrieved it. I came out of the room making sure that remained intact as I saw it initially. I also saw my watch again Almost 12:30 am I made my way out of the area and back to my car and back to my secret hideout. I arrived back at 1 am feeling absolutely exhausted that I would look at it when I woke up
It was 10:30 in the morning and I had just downed my second cup of coftea and I had just oped the Schematics for Success as it was titled. It read as following:
NSOP+4QE+3.14+WTE=GFS!!!!
Author Luke Beverage Sponsored by ACME(c) 2016-2020
I was wondering what it meant until it resembled something out of a Wile E Coyote cartoon with the
GFS!!!! written with gigantic exclamation marks.
Well then MEEEP MEEEP #MFCSS!
Melbourne by a leash and collar.
I parked my car about 2-3 minutes away from the facility. The purpose was two-fold 1) so that the ride wasn't detected by cameras and 2) I needed a good stretching jog/run. I also brought a breaking and entering kit just in case. I rocked up to the joint and it looked rather plain just one or two cameras nothing too difficult. So I entered the compound and I had the W.O. layout on hand so I wasn't going in completely blind. Inside I saw the trophy cabinet and their newly acquired 2016 trophy and I stood their in awe, for a minute, I had a Mission Wrap you see. I referred back to the layout and it said Premiership Room in big bold Red white and blue letters. So I went there and I was confronted by some of the highest tech I have ever seen. I looked at my watch it was coming up to midnight so I better make my move. The Secrets have to be here I could sense it. I sprayed the room so that I could see the electronic trip wires and in the middle of the room was a very well protected filing cabinet with the sign that said Premiership Formula I was skillful enough not to alert any of the sensors as I retrieved it. I came out of the room making sure that remained intact as I saw it initially. I also saw my watch again Almost 12:30 am I made my way out of the area and back to my car and back to my secret hideout. I arrived back at 1 am feeling absolutely exhausted that I would look at it when I woke up
It was 10:30 in the morning and I had just downed my second cup of coftea and I had just oped the Schematics for Success as it was titled. It read as following:
NSOP+4QE+3.14+WTE=GFS!!!!
Author Luke Beverage Sponsored by ACME(c) 2016-2020
I was wondering what it meant until it resembled something out of a Wile E Coyote cartoon with the
GFS!!!! written with gigantic exclamation marks.
Well then MEEEP MEEEP #MFCSS!
Melbourne by a leash and collar.
