Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[PieLebo87]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[Robertio]

or maybe not play at all?. 5 spoons this century is a terrible record. Worst team for the year is humiliating.

3-0 with a game in hand this season yes this season will do us fine, how are the Pies going?

 

[Arr0w]

Hilarious

From 1960

8 flags, 6 GF losses, 5 spoons
3 flags, 12 GF losses, 2 spoons

I know which record I'd take

 

[Arr0w]

I guess it's not as sad as the Dogs and Saints history of flags

 

[Doc1763]

I guess it's not as sad as the Dogs and Saints history of flags

Dogs have won one since your last rorted flag

 

[Arr0w]

Dogs have won one since your last rorted flag

I guess that makes their long history more bearable

 

[doppleganger]

3-0 with a game in hand this season yes this season will do us fine, how are the Pies going?

1-3 having played some decent teams.

Will be interesting to see the form lines heading into the r8 clash.

 

[Robertio]

1-3 having played some decent teams.

Will be interesting to see the form lines heading into the r8 clash.

Carlton 7-0
Pies 1-6
and no I'm not bias.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Carlton 7-0

Haha, where have we seen that before?

 

[Area51]

Why don't we ask the umpires.

 

[Arr0w]

Haha, where have we seen that before?

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Greatest p1sstake of all time

 

[76woodenspooners]

Greatest p1sstake of all time

Totally agree

 

[BennyGFunk]

Collingwood have lost more games in the last four than Carlton have in their last 16 games…

Carlton 14-2 since they went on that famous run

Collingwood 1-3 in only 4 games

Is the debate over yet?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Carlton 7-0
Pies 1-6
and no I'm not bias.

Both on 4-3

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[Doc1763]

I guess that makes their long history more bearable

Yes, it would.
Typical born to rule mentality comment.

 

[Arr0w]

Yes, it would.
Typical born to rule mentality comment.

You're better than that mate, leave it to the trolls

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Ah the joys of waking up knowing Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

is due back in a couple of weeks and the Pies still look junk playing their full squad

 

[Fadge]

I’d rather not play any Grand Finals than to play 7 and only win 2 if I am honest.

That is a terrible record.

I'm still trying to work out how this post has been 'misinterpreted'....

I also never realised Carlton have never lost a Grand Final. Did 1993 never happen? 1999?

In the AFL era, Collingwood have qualified for the Grand Final on 7 occasions, winning three premierships.

In the same time, Carlton have qualified 3 times, winning once.

As an elite mathematician, I calculate that to be a 33.33% success rate for Carlton, and a 42.86% success rate for Collingwood, having played in more than twice as many Grand Finals and winning three times as many flags.

But let's hope YeoShuey's wishes continue to come true, and Carlton continue to fall short of qualifying for Grand Finals so as not to run the risk of losing them, whilst continuing to be able to 'brag' about the last time Collingwood has beaten Carlton in a Grand Final being 1910....

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I'm still trying to work out how this post has been 'misinterpreted'....

I also never realised Carlton have never lost a Grand Final. Did 1993 never happen? 1999?

In the AFL era, Collingwood have qualified for the Grand Final on 7 occasions, winning three premierships.

In the same time, Carlton have qualified 3 times, winning once.

As an elite mathematician, I calculate that to be a 33.33% success rate for Carlton, and a 42.86% success rate for Collingwood, having played in more than twice as many Grand Finals and winning three times as many flags.

But let's hope YeoShuey's wishes continue to come true, and Carlton continue to fall short of qualifying for Grand Finals so as not to run the risk of losing them, whilst continuing to be able to 'brag' about the last time Collingwood has beaten Carlton in a Grand Final being 1910....

Still got us coming 16th this year?

 

[Engimal v3]

If Charlie and Harry get 8 frees again, probably Carlton.

Umpiring was atrocious yesterday, but McKay and Curnow are absolute monsters. Even if you had quality KPDs (which North don't), it's a big task for any backline.

 

[Fadge]

Still got us coming 16th this year?

On exposed form, I've bumped you up to 15th now that North Melbourne's formline can be considered.

 

[BennyGFunk]

Gotta love deflection from pies fans who know their season is on the brink, whilst Carlton are basking in wins..

14 of their last 16

Collingwood winning a paltry one out of 4.

Very happy with picking up E Hollands too for a song whilst Collingwood’s elite recruit in Schulz languishes..

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Umpiring was atrocious yesterday, but McKay and Curnow are absolute monsters. Even if you had quality KPDs (which North don't), it's a big task for any backline.

Yeah, they were horrendous in general not just for Mckay and Curnow. Umps have been at an all time low this season imo.

 

[BennyGFunk]

Umpiring was atrocious yesterday, but McKay and Curnow are absolute monsters. Even if you had quality KPDs (which North don't), it's a big task for any backline.

Kangas are on the right track, things will start to click I reckon maybe even as early as later this year.. got some good young kids to build a team around

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Hilarious

From 1960

8 flags, 6 GF losses, 5 spoons
3 flags, 12 GF losses, 2 spoons

I know which record I'd take

Why are we doing from 1960?

What about since 1999?

 

[carlton_99]

Ah the joys of waking up knowing Sam Walsh is due back in a couple of weeks and the Pies still look junk playing their full squad

But is he best 22?