Event Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy - S25 - winner pg. 15

[U2tigers]

Hits the pocket like Christmas too..

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Just get your rookies washing cars in bikinis until you make your money back.

 

[BRAB]

Highest ranked poster from each club:

Las Vegas Bears - JoshWoodenSpoon (1)
Baghdad Bombers - KohPhi (2)
Gold City Royals - Cloud_ (3)
Sin City Swamprats - Ant Bear (4)
East Side Hawks - The Filth Wizard (5)
Mount Buller Demons - Yakker (6)
Roys FFC - fitzroybowiedog (7)
West Coast Wonders - Elton Johns Wig (8)
Coney Island Warriors - BLERN (9)
Fighting Furies - rfctiger74 (15)
Dragons FFC - PhenomenalV1 (22)
Gumbies FFC - SM (55)​

I'm a gumbie now. Please fix

 

[Matera92]

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SEASON 24 RANK: 20 | CLUB: Las Vegas Bears​

There hasn't been a more meteoric rise in the Sweet FA in Season 25 than the new Las Vegas captain JoshWoodenSpoon. Josh's incredible humour and creativity in match thread and media postings lifted him to the summit of the league as he polled an Earth-shattering 1477 votes.

His media content continues to take a rare intellectual, relevant and humorous style with quality content such as the continuation of the Power Rankings algorithm. But nothing provided the entire league with more lulz than his performance of favours for other captains in the league when Matera92 returned for one game to stuff up a team sheet. The highlight of which was a Wonderwall cover that should be etched into Sweet FA folklore.

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Loonerty, here's that ringtone you requested.


Rights belong to Creation Records and Bearly Listenable.

Lyrics, because I can't sing, record or enunciate:

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now.
And all the votes you have to cop are binding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how.
Because maybeeeee
You coulda fixed that mistakieeeee.
And after alllllll
At least take the fallllllll.

Cloud_ and guest of honour Matera92
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https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-favour-requests.1187289/page-7#post-54431265

With such incredible powers of imagination it's no wonder that 22 out of 58 voters had JoshWoodenSpoon within their Top 2 posters, a result reflective of a dominant season where he was given a shot, hit the ball out of the park, ran a home run, then ran out of the proverbial park to catch the ball himself.

Congratulations to the deserving Season 25 MVP JoshWoodenSpoon!

Season 25 Highlights​

- Las Vegas Bears Captain
- All-SFA Half Back Flank
- Beez Trophy
- Survived an entire week of being enslaved to crazy captains of other clubs
- SuperQoach Champion

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/a-spoonful-of-sugar.1187282/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/gymdication.1193246/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/s25-administrator-assessment-form.1194871/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/inheriting-a-powerful-machine.1195019/​

So in a way, I'm entirely the reason for JoshWoodenSpoon 's win.

Therefore really, I should be the Beez Trophy winner.

Good for me.

 

[BLERN]

I'm a gumbie now. Please fix

Would be me if he fixed it

 

[TheCoach16]

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SEASON 24 RANK: 4 | CLUB: Baghdad Bombers

Write up courtesy of Ant Bear - thanks to him.

The Bombers star continues his ascension into the upper echelons of this award. Now with over 3000 total voting points in the past 4 seasons, KohPhi can rightly be considered one of the pre-eminent posters in the SFA. With his giffing bank plundered by the smut crackdown, KohPhi has had to become more interactive, and his sense of humour, and understanding of the league have led to him being highly regarded.

One of the more prolific media contributors, the “Coffee With KohPhi” interview series exposed the human face of some of the league’s more aloof stars, like Cloud_. His inheritance of the Bomber’s captaincy upon HaroLad’s demise has matured him, and the rest of the league, with the possible exception of TheCoach16, have embraced his personable personability.

After coming 17th, 13th and 4th in the past 3 seasons, it’s a well done to KohPhi on another top 5 finish in the beez MVP trophy

Season 25 Highlights​

- Baghdad Bombers Captain
- Being the envy of TheCoach16
- Receiving another bundle of joy

In The Media​

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/where-to-from-here.1162724/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/coffee-with-kohphi-presents-a-chat-with-cloud_.1190750/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sm-retires.1189956/
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/baghdad-bombers-club-hall-of-fame-launch.1193329/​

#sickofit

 

[Barrybran]

Just get your rookies washing cars in bikinis until you make your money back.

Noone wants to see that

 

[U2tigers]

I'm a gumbie now. Please fix

Good stuff, when did you announce though.

 

[BRAB]

Would be me if he fixed it

Just too many guns at Geelong now.

 

[BRAB]

Good stuff, when did you announce though.

I never did.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I never did.

Keep schooling the rookies on how it is done.

 

[U2tigers]

I never did.

Well I will take it as being serious and say well done, The Gumbies need a great core of active posters.


never mind - consider me schooled.

 

[BLERN]

Just too many guns at Geelong now.

Im gonna be making a new advertising poster for us over the next few days

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Im gonna be making a new advertising poster for us over the next few days

In b4 you rename yourselves the angles.

 

[BRAB]

Well I will take it as being serious and say well done, The Gumbies need a great core of active posters.


never mind - consider me schooled.

I am actually legitimately a Geelong player now.

Feel free to join as well.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Who here contributed to my 13 votes?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Who here contributed to my 13 votes?

Yeah I’d like to know who’s fault that was as well.

 

[TheCoach16]

I'm a gumbie now. Please fix

Is this true???...

This throws a real spanner in the works, re me joining the hawks. This changes everything!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I am actually legitimately a Geelong player now.

Feel free to join as well.

They actually need a poster like you.

It's weird but you leaving the Hawks and joining the Gumbies actually improved both teams.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Is this true???...

This throws a real spanner in the works, re me joining the hawks. This changes everything!

Not really mate, just means you would now be the 9th biggest name rather than the 10th.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Yeah I’d like to know who’s fault that was as well.

Don’t blame them for getting in on the spirit of #jt4beez

I should start promoting my S26 Beez campaign right now!

#jt4beezs26

 

[Barrybran]

In b4 you rename yourselves the angles.

Looking at the Beez table the only thing he'll rename himself is the captain

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Is this true???...

This throws a real spanner in the works, re me joining the hawks. This changes everything!

I'm staying mate

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Don’t blame them for getting in on the spirit of #jt4beez

I should start promoting my S26 Beez campaign right now!

#jt4beezs26

Who are you again?

 

[TheCoach16]

Not really mate, just means you would now be the 9th biggest name rather than the 10th.

Not really. I finished ahead of him...

How, I’ll never know.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Lowest ranked posters (who received votes) from each club:

Sin City Swamprats - rickety (=109)
Las Vegas Bears - Matera92 (=109)
Gumbies FFC - jmoo wan (=107)
Gold City Royals - Dennis Confetti (f.k.a Dennis ClarkeM) (=107)
Fighting Furies - Sterge and Helen Wheels (=102)
Baghdad Bombers - okeydoke7 (=102)
West Coast Wonders - NickCC (=102)
Roys FFC - A Bit High (100)
East Side Hawks - Brown Bottle (=97)
Mount Buller Demons - sante (93)
Dragons FFC - Pie 4 Life and cammo6556 (=86)
Coney Island Warriors - Chappyuk (76)​