Autopsy AFL 2026 Opening Round - Swans v Blues Thurs March 5th 7:30pm AEDT (SCG)

[Supercoach Bargain]

I like rosas. Almost try’s to do too much.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Curnow asks

JAGGA WHO

 

[Mofra]

I take back anything positive I ever said about Lewis Young

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Lewis Young

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

197.9

3star

D

4.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

1.0

1star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

26.0

1star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.2

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

4star

MG

181.6

3star

's football ability.
He's been woeful tonight with a lack of intensity to top it all off.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Charlie carrying on like a massive classless dick is rather unpleasant

 

[Cyber_punk]

17.4.106 to 5.3.33 in 1.5 quarters of football.

This is becoming catastrophic for Carlton.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

I take back anything positive I ever said about Lewis Young's football ability.
He's been woeful tonight with a lack of intensity to top it all off.

Derksen should have been first picked based of pre season form but yeah

 

[NewMelbournian]

Charlie getting 80 goals and winning the Coleman medal in the red and white will not be good for the AFL

 

[Chuckie357]

Where’s Cripps?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Does anyone remember that brief quarter in 2026 when Carlton looked good?

It’s ten goals ago

 

[RandB]

Ok, someone at Carlton has to tell Jagga Smith that he doesn't have to bounce the ball after 2 ****ing steps every single time. He looks promising and has had a fair few touches tonight but he is lairising a bit.

 

[.Shotties.]

Charlie carrying on like a massive classless dick is rather unpleasant

By checks notes celebrating after a goal?

 

[MarcMaverick]

I take back anything positive I ever said about Lewis Young's football ability.
He's been woeful tonight with a lack of intensity to top it all off.

More like Lewis Old.

 

[Mofra]

Derksen should have been first picked based of pre season form but yeah

Could get his call up next week. Weitering and Dean have battled hard with no support up field

 

[voorhees]

chad Warner

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Chad Warner

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

2star

CL

0.0

1star

D

7.0

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

4star

CL

0.0

1star

in for a huge year

 

[Rod Stroker]

How much did they throw at him? He’d be not be in Sydney’s midfield.

He's their highest ranked player on the ground. My comment was more about it might have been a mistake from him to sign for so long

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Charlie carrying on like a massive classless dick is rather unpleasant

Which begs the question, is there such a thing as a classy dick?

 

[Joffaboy]

Charlie getting 80 goals and winning the Coleman medal in the red and white will not be good for the AFL

Why? Carlton didnt want him. Good on him if he revives his career.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

I dunno what we got for Liam Reidy, but I’m happy.

 

[rdhopkins2]

I said before the game that Charlie would kick 3-4 tonight. At halftime, Sydney supporters would have been pretty happy with that. Looking a chance of 4-5 goals now and that would be a bonus return from just an okay night by his lofty standards.

 

[Stottzy]

I've never seen a side collapse in the second half as badly as Carlton do. How on earth have they not sorted this out.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

Does anyone remember that brief quarter in 2026 when Carlton looked good?

Their marketing team do, they’ll be using if for next years membership drive.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I've never seen a side collapse in the second half as badly as Carlton do. How on earth have they not sorted this out.

Vossy.

 

[Slime Roy]

BT if you like MMM so much, I'd LOVE if you could call with them more this season!

 

[Not since 1910]

I've never seen a side collapse in the second half as badly as Carlton do. How on earth have they not sorted this out.

Because Voss and half the players are spuds

 

[RUNVS]

Ok, someone at Carlton has to tell Jagga Smith that he doesn't have to bounce the ball after 2 ****ing steps every single time. He looks promising and has had a fair few touches tonight but he is lairising a bit.

Rhyce Shaw did that, and never stopped doing it.