AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell aka Farnsy

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[astrowizzle]

He should wear nothing but his lucky jocks.

Jeez if he had them on during the cas hearing I suggest he burns them as a sacrifice to the gods

 

[Sooper]

Can just see it now:

"Yeah, Nah was a pretty beaut arvo of footy last Satdee Robbo. Grouse to see the young fella's stick fat and have a fair shake of the sauce bottle I tell ya! Managed to have a quick squizz at the scoobies too and they had a red hot crack down in Franga. Yeah, Nah all honky dorey down there"

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Can just see it now:

"Yeah, Nah was a pretty beaut arvo of footy last Satdee Robbo. Grouse to see the young fella's stick fat and have a fair shake of the sauce bottle I tell ya! Managed to have a quick squizz at the scoobies too and they had a red hot crack down in Franga. Yeah, Nah all honky dorey down there"

GOLD!

No doubt Hepp would also be seeing some very cruisey knackers.

 

[Lore]

Can just see it now:

"Yeah, Nah was a pretty beaut arvo of footy last Satdee Robbo. Grouse to see the young fella's stick fat and have a fair shake of the sauce bottle I tell ya! Managed to have a quick squizz at the scoobies too and they had a red hot crack down in Franga. Yeah, Nah all honky dorey down there"

When I read that it started out in a Doise voice, and ended up sounding suspiciously like a certain ex-prime minister.

 

[raskolnikov]

To Hep's credit, his only affliction is Gippslandery.

Hey. I resemble that remark.

 

[The Prosecutor]

To Hep's credit, his only affliction is Gippslandery. Robbo on the other hand is the enemy of syntax.

Maaaaate.

 

[Doss]

You beautiful little cruisy knacker, Doise.

 

[Loonerty]

What a ledge

 

[Dave]

Noice

 

[HirdsTheWord]

 

[Stopher]

Ya sick campaigner!

 

[quotemokc]

 

[Donakebab]

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

 

[Donakebab]

 

[doug85]

 

[Donakebab]

Sorry if it chews bandwidth folks, but need more gifs!

 

[cAsEy_18]

Aww yeah nah cheers bois, good to be back.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Pictured: DapperJong

 

[Runk]

Well Done Sir! Well played, well played.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Pictured: ManWithNoName

 

[Runk]

Can someone insert Terry Crewes dancing?

 

[Lord Nicholson]

 

[Stopher]

 

[Donakebab]