AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell aka Farnsy

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Lore]

Target achieved!

There was another fundraiser thing I saw today, it has $37,167,375 pledged with an original target of I think $30,000. The target has been changed few times, the current goal is $40m. edit: didn't realise the link was going to embed lol..


It'll be interesting to see how high this one goes, it's at $64,828 right now after 8 hours, and pledges are rolling in.

 

[Shane Heard]

Finally ....those dreadlocks had to go sooner or later.

5 years late mind you.

 

[Doss]

Yes, I am firmly convinced that it's the dreads that have stopped Dyson going to the next level as a player.

 

[Shane Heard]

Yes, I am firmly convinced that it's the dreads that have stopped Dyson going to the next level as a player.

Those ridiculous dreads have slowed him down for years. Wind drag. It’s a thing. He’s bound to run faster now. Guaranteed.

“In fluid dynamics, the wind drag coefficient commonly denoted as a dimensionless quantity that is used to quantify the drag or resistance of an object in a fluid environment, such as air or water. It is used in the drag equation in which a lower drag coefficient indicates the object will have less aerodynamic or hydrodynamic drag. The drag coefficient is always associated with a particular surface area especially with ridiculously long dreadlocks.“

 

[Doss]

Quite.

 

[Shane Heard]

Quite.

 

[yodellinhank]

Yes, I am firmly convinced that it's the dreads that have stopped Dyson going to the next level as a player.

And leader.

 

[eth-dog]

And leader.

And lover

 

[brain taylor]

If he cuts his hair then what are boomers going to complain about when we lose?

 

[Mr Bultitude]

If he cuts his hair then what are boomers going to complain about when we lose?

Probably the beard.

 

[ghostdog]

If he cuts his hair then what are boomers going to complain about when we lose?

His name. He always should have been a Barry or a Les.

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

If he cuts his hair then what are boomers going to complain about when we lose?

Don't worry they always find something

 

[Burzum]

If he cuts his hair then what are boomers going to complain about when we lose?

His sideburns.

 

[rumply]

Being the positive bunch we are, I'm so glad us Gen X'ers & Millennial's never have a whinge about anything.

 

[Atavistic]

Not going to miss it one bit.

 

[Runk]

$120k and counting.

Incredible!

 

[fairbump_playon]

If it gets to 200k he should propose to the missus

 

[Ambrosia]

He has such a rude lid. The dreads/long hair does a good job of hiding it.

 

[Highly Evolved]

I'm surprised there is no mention of Hepp's fundraising on the AFL website yet.

 

[dnbassador]

Jobe should put his Brownlow up for Auction now that would be a laugh

 

[yodellinhank]

If it gets to 200k he should propose to the missus

She should agree to marry him, he will be a better lover.

 

[ghostdog]

She should agree to marry him, he will be a better lover.

Wind drag slows technique though. No hair, no wind drag, too quick.

 

[TheBrightSide]

I'm surprised there is no mention of Hepp's fundraising on the AFL website yet.

It is, in an article that mentions several players efforts, like Dayne Beams selling his premiership medal.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

It is, in an article that mentions several players efforts, like Dayne Beams selling his premiership medal.

they have mentioned in on social media

selling a premiership medal is probably a little more noteworthy then a bloke having an overdue haircut though....

 

[quotemokc]

they have mentioned in on social media

selling a premiership medal is probably a little more noteworthy then a bloke having an overdue haircut though....

Which one has raised more?