- Mar 17, 2014
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I didnt realise Plenty of fish was still a thing. There was an acquaintance of mine forever to be known as King Of Scums (Tom Thumb the night club) who picked up a bird of POF. We asked him what she was like and he said that she was very nice, 3 kids, 10 years older than him (he would have been early 20s at the time), A kiwi who lived out in the sticks with no licence so he had to take her everywhere and she was unemployed on benefits. That was all good but there was something he didnt like about her.... the fact that she was orange. This was before Trump was a thing!Had a few flings of late.
Saturday night on pof is always half a chance of scoring a pash.
Last Saturday I venture over to a decent looking birds pad for Netflix. Meet her the first time at tge door. Very tidey indeed.
Speak crap for 30 mins then I go in for the make out. Straight away she inserts her tongue into my mouth and we are off.
Could taste her tonsil stone juice on her saliva but I don't care. I'm sinking my tongue in as deep as i can. Nothing like a dirty pash.
We then go to her room for the main event.
A good night's work.
After returning home I find out she has blocked me on pof.
I was a conquest for her, perhaps she tinged that i wanted more.
Seems like plenty of classy women on there!