Toast Hawthorn have headf***ed everyone

[Brishawk]

What are DMs?

Deep and meaningfuls?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

What are DMs?

PM’s.

 

[Off The Couch]

They surely do trigger a lot of posters on this board

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

They surely do trigger a lot of posters on this board

If you saw the PM’s you’d know why.

 

[Roddy]

Being THAT obsessed with another football team, and spending that much time thinking, talking and typing about them is quite simply bizarre. I wonder where the fascination/fixation comes from....

 

[xmarksthespot]

I must admit, I assumed he must have been an alias/troll account, but it seems not? Wow.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Being THAT obsessed with another football team, and spending that much time thinking, talking and typing about them is quite simply bizarre. I wonder where the fascination/fixation comes from....

He posts the same questions over and over, no matter what response he gets.

Completely head*ed.

 

[CHUBBSS]

He posts the same questions over and over, no matter what response he gets.

Completely headfu**ed.

He may have Asperger’s or something serious, in all seriousness

 

[BIGHAWK23]

St Kilda supporters are getting desperate

Baring Max King

12

Max King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

having a 100 goal season

They will be middle tier for a long time

 

[matey]

After being on BF for a few years the PM stuff was very weird …….. ignored them after the first couple! It’s like keep it public mate!

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

After being on BF for a few years the PM stuff was very weird …….. ignored them after the first couple! It’s like keep it public mate!

Yes. Bloody odd.

In the PM’s that I have found in the trash folder(3 screenshots worth) he assumes I’m actually “young” like my username, offered to take me to the footy. For some reason I am yet to define he calls me a “Hawthorn virgin”. I assume because he thinks I’ve never been to the footy.
Also seemingly wanted my address to “give me some vintage comics”. In another he wants to meet up before the Saints game this year…yeah, no thanks.

One of the oddest units I’ve come across on Bigfooty in the near 20 years of being here.

 

[Randy Campbell]

St Kilda supporters are getting desperate

Baring Max King having a 100 goal season

They will be middle tier for a long time

They did have Tony Lockett do it multiple times and that didn't help them either.

 

[Brant]

Yes. Bloody odd.

In the PM’s that I have found in the trash folder(3 screenshots worth) he assumes I’m actually “young” like my username, offered to take me to the footy. For some reason I am yet to define he calls me a “Hawthorn virgin”. I assume because he thinks I’ve never been to the footy.
Also seemingly wanted my address to “give me some vintage comics”. In another he wants to meet up before the Saints game this year…yeah, no thanks.

One of the oddest units I’ve come across on Bigfooty in the near 20 years of being here.

Dude, if he asks you to put the lotion on your skin - RUN!!!

 

[MinerBoy]

Yes. Bloody odd.

In the PM’s that I have found in the trash folder(3 screenshots worth) he assumes I’m actually “young” like my username, offered to take me to the footy. For some reason I am yet to define he calls me a “Hawthorn virgin”. I assume because he thinks I’ve never been to the footy.
Also seemingly wanted my address to “give me some vintage comics”. In another he wants to meet up before the Saints game this year…yeah, no thanks.

One of the oddest units I’ve come across on Bigfooty in the near 20 years of being here.

Yeah I get the same treatment at times because of MinerBOY.... even though I'm closing in on my half century lol.

If anyone cares to know My local cricket team, of which I've been CC, President, Treasurer etc etc are called the Miners. Thus, I'm a Miner boy.... you know, a day in the field "C'mon Miner Boys, couple of quick wickets" etc etc. (Not to be confused with Minor boy ).

 

[Sixpence]

Poor bastard would probably think there's half a dozen of me.

 

[Brishawk]

Yeah I get the same treatment at times because of MinerBOY.... even though I'm closing in on my half century lol.

If anyone cares to know My local cricket team, of which I've been CC, President, Treasurer etc etc are called the Miners. Thus, I'm a Miner boy.... you know, a day in the field "C'mon Miner Boys, couple of quick wickets" etc etc. (Not to be confused with Minor boy ).

That explains a lot. I always thought you were minor who works in a mine

 

[Blackhawk42]

matey killerspud nelk boys hawkman

You’re probably getting PM’s from him too. Don’t engage. Let the thread die.

I had one too.

Gee whiz.

I was right about one thing though. His age. He outed himself recently and I was spot on.

 

[TylerDurden]

Dude, if he asks you to put the lotion on your skin - RUN!!!

It puts the lotion in the bucket.

 

[Randy Campbell]

Nobody wants to get the hose again.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It puts the lotion in the bucket.

*basket.

 

[B&GBlood]

Yes. Bloody odd.

In the PM’s that I have found in the trash folder(3 screenshots worth) he assumes I’m actually “young” like my username, offered to take me to the footy. For some reason I am yet to define he calls me a “Hawthorn virgin”. I assume because he thinks I’ve never been to the footy.
Also seemingly wanted my address to “give me some vintage comics”. In another he wants to meet up before the Saints game this year…yeah, no thanks.

One of the oddest units I’ve come across on Bigfooty in the near 20 years of being here.

You’re being groomed Young one!

 

[KermitJagger]

Yes. Bloody odd.

In the PM’s that I have found in the trash folder(3 screenshots worth) he assumes I’m actually “young” like my username, offered to take me to the footy. For some reason I am yet to define he calls me a “Hawthorn virgin”. I assume because he thinks I’ve never been to the footy.
Also seemingly wanted my address to “give me some vintage comics”. In another he wants to meet up before the Saints game this year…yeah, no thanks.

One of the oddest units I’ve come across on Bigfooty in the near 20 years of being here.

Aren't too many actual young lads using the term Strapping these days!

 

[The hands of stone]

matey killerspud nelk boys hawkman

You’re probably getting PM’s from him too. Don’t engage. Let the thread die.

I feel left out tbh , posted on that discussion and nothing from him .

Only have got PM's on this site from some friendly european ladies ....not sure if football related or not

 

[Pessimistic]

WxxxWWxxWWWxxW etc

 

[hawkman]

matey killerspud nelk boys hawkman

You’re probably getting PM’s from him too. Don’t engage. Let the thread die.

I seem to be missing out. Seems a real strange one.
I actually don't mind the genuine discussion from others as it has turned into the de facto general Hawthorn thread on there but he does need to be thread banned for just repeating the same points over and over again