Roast IF it isn't biased or ncompetent..... THEN it must be inciteful media coverage part II

[Miguel Sanchez]

I might be wrong but we are not a club that does pet memberships like most Vic club's. Our membership numbers would include in the wings, the women's team and interstate memberships though.

Author is supposedly an Eagles fan, he should know pet memberships aren’t a thing.

 

[MIKE85]

We’ve also only played in 7 GFs not 8. And he says we’ve never gone more than a season without making finals, even after writing in the line above that we missed finals from 2008-2010, and doesn’t include 2013 & 14. I look forward to everyone responding to him after we win the flag in 2022

 

[amazingjoshy]

The exact same articles were being written in 2017

 

[larrikin]

Flying high? Not likely, as the West Coast Eagles might be headed straight down

The West Coast Eagles have been one of the AFL’s most successful clubs since their inception in 1987. They have 25 finals appearances in…

www.theroar.com.au

This is satire or not

That article is putrid, and that's before you even get to the comments.

 

[Bender_]

You guys shitting on it makes me want to read it now!

 

[BigVic]

That article is putrid, and that's before you even get to the comments.

Had a laugh when I saw this

 

[Bender_]

Couldn't even get past the first paragraph.

 

[Chris_6678]

Couldn't even get past the first paragraph.

Yep same lol

 

[Keys]

Vic media already cheerleading for King to return. Can’t wait for them to completely ignore there’s 10 clubs he could go to when he nominates a particular club he wants to be traded to

 

[Mulldogg]

They just can’t help themselves these smug Vic kents can they?

 

[BigVic]

Can’t stand Victorians at all. All jealous of our success

 

[Altum Volantes]

Dal Santo’s old man embarrassing himself…

Call for Cousins to lose Brownlow

 

[KERRPOW]

Dal Santo’s old man embarrassing himself…

Call for Cousins to lose Brownlow

Bunch of condescending smug kentz

 

[kane249]

Dal Santo’s old man embarrassing himself…

Call for Cousins to lose Brownlow

Not the first time he has called for it

Maybe he should worry more about why there is photos of his sons dick floating around the internet.

 

[Keys]

Not the first time he has called for it

Maybe he should worry more about why there is photos of his sons dick floating around the internet.

You spelled vagina wrong

 

[Ishmael_]

‘That year Cousins took the best and fairest with 20 votes, fellow Eagles bad boy Daniel Kerr

Daniel Kerr

Age

40

Ht

178cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

10.5

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

5.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

7.6

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.8

5star

received 19 votes and wholesome Saints player Dal Santo 18 votes.’

That’s a real sentence ostensibly written by a journalist and not Dal Santo’s Mum.

 

[Altum Volantes]

‘That year Cousins took the best and fairest with 20 votes, fellow Eagles bad boy Daniel Kerr received 19 votes and wholesome Saints player Dal Santo 18 votes.’

That’s a real sentence ostensibly written by a journalist and not Dal Santo’s Mum.

Holy s**t, I didn’t see ‘wholesome’

 

[Ishmael_]

Holy sh*t, I didn’t see ‘wholesome’

Amazing right. I did think it was a bit much a few years ago when the ran with:

‘Underaged St Kilda School girl leaks nude photos of St Kilda star Nick ‘wholesome’ Dal Santo’

 

[Truckosaurus]

Hey Mr Dal Santo, how does it feel knowing that everyone knows exactly how your son can look so comfortable in the super skinny jeans he wears on TV?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Amazing right. I did think it was a bit much a few years ago when the ran with:

‘Underaged St Kilda School girl leaks nude photos of St Kilda star Nick ‘wholesome’ Dal Santo’

Actually when it's that small it legally doesn't count as nudity.

 

[Quinz]

As a standing member of the Disappointing Inches Club let's quit beating on Nick's Dal Santo.

 

[Quinz]

As it were.

 

[arfadunger]

Dal Santo’s old man embarrassing himself…

Call for Cousins to lose Brownlow

I really can't make out whether that is satire, or a real article.

 

[Into The Black]

As a standing member of the Disappointing Inches Club let's quit beating on Nick's Dal Santo.

That's very - um, big of you to admit.

 

[Quinz]

That's very - um, big of you to admit.

Until my approval comes through for a medically urgent shaft elongation I have to accept the hand I was dealt.