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Dessert turns out to be a large pooh on a wafer - at a cost of $200. Chef then comes to the table and says he wouldn't change a thing.
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I'm thinking the Charlie Dixon `Vanilla Gorilla' milkshake.
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Maybe in honour of Captain Jonas we remove all lounges, because everybody should be out there living life!
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The Willem Drew Burger
It's served without the meat in the middle. The waiter tells you that's always how it comes.
It's served without the meat in the middle. The waiter tells you that's always how it comes.
I hear they are going to put all the premiership cups away just in case it creates an air of expectation from Hinkley and his men.
He must feel like trashing them every time he walks past them.
He must feel like trashing them every time he walks past them.
Doctor Feel
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Forward Line Fries
it's just short cut fries.
it's just short cut fries.
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While a plate with a single meat patty sits on the bar going cold.
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I remember this. It was a comedy take of an actual commercial done by another footy player. He did another based on Blight's commercial about crumpets where he says something along the lines of "it's got lots of holes in it just like the Woodville defence". Classic. That was shown at the Magerey that year.
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The Wingard Wedges
The waiter delivers your bowl but then snatches it away from you when you're only half done.
The waiter delivers your bowl but then snatches it away from you when you're only half done.
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The John Butcher Trio of Dips
Helicopter Punt Goal Hummus
Behind Baba Ganoush
Out On The Full Olive Tapenade
Helicopter Punt Goal Hummus
Behind Baba Ganoush
Out On The Full Olive Tapenade
Hodges 153!
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Fk it, just throw it all the way back, and call the place Rasheed's Deli.
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Does anyone know if the buffet cart will be bought back?
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He rucks for Torrens now doesn't he?
Schulzenfest
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The Fantasia Burger: You're a 50/50 chance of getting a genuinely delicious burger or an empty plate, but you have to pay the same either way.
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The Steven Motlop cheesecake.
Only available when Port play Geelong in qualifying finals at Adelaide Oval.
Only available when Port play Geelong in qualifying finals at Adelaide Oval.
Doctor Feel
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I miss Matt White
Keith Thomas Memorial Margarita (or Slushie for the kids).
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The Mark Haysman Sacrificial Lamb
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
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The 'What Happen Power':
A four layer cocktail - Kahlua, Frangelico, Bailey's Irish Cream with float of Bacardi 151. The Bacardi float is set on fire (symbolising the dumpster fire that is the first quarter in one of these matches), with cinnamon being added to create sparks that are quickly snuffed out. Then, the layers of the cocktail represent each of the subsequent quarters - the second quarter (Bailey's Irish Cream) tastes good but has little substance and ultimately amounts to nothing, the third quarter (Frangelico) is nutty (kind of like how you feel when you expected something different from a Port side), and the final quarter (Kahlua) is to wake you up from your boredom.
A four layer cocktail - Kahlua, Frangelico, Bailey's Irish Cream with float of Bacardi 151. The Bacardi float is set on fire (symbolising the dumpster fire that is the first quarter in one of these matches), with cinnamon being added to create sparks that are quickly snuffed out. Then, the layers of the cocktail represent each of the subsequent quarters - the second quarter (Bailey's Irish Cream) tastes good but has little substance and ultimately amounts to nothing, the third quarter (Frangelico) is nutty (kind of like how you feel when you expected something different from a Port side), and the final quarter (Kahlua) is to wake you up from your boredom.
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The Matthew Lobster looks interesting.
The Jimmy Toumpas Slow Cooked Brisket
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